Top 10 Dumbest Things Celebrities Have Said

Celebrities are people who are talked about and stalked about everywhere. so... They're basically NEVER safe. And sadly some can't say anything without being judged. I know it's sad, but, some say stupid things, ON PURPOSE. Here are some things that are completey, utterly, purely, definitionly, stupid.
The Top Ten
1 Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me - Paris Hilton

Wow, Paris. You truly have been through SO much. After all, she's only gone to jail for about a MICRO-SECOND. You are a true saint Paris. Forget those silly people out there suffering with poverty and disease. Really? You've got enough money to last you a lifetime and you haven't had to work from the day you came into this world.

It's kind of sad how the people with wonderful lives, are rich, have family that loves them and a large, completely undeserved fanbase are the ones that complain about how they've had it the hardest.

2 Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would've been a Belieber. - Justin Bieber talking about Anne Frank

Seriously? Why would someone say something so egotistical? Anne Frank died because of world war 2 (I don't know details, I never read her diary but I know who she is) and you are worried over something like that? Might as well spit on her grave.

Wow. That is just...offensive. If Anne Frank were still alive, I'd like to think she would be using her influence to break down the walls of intolerance. Not promote a bratty pop star

Bieber wasn't even born yet when Anne Frank was alive and I think she wouldn't even listen to his music.

3 Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea'.. - Jessica Simpson

... Okayyy? It's kinda weird that tuna is hard to tell between chicken.

4 I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa - Britney Spears

Wow. Something tells me Britney didn't pay attention in geography. She should now at least some of the country's she's toured in and the continents they are on! Seriously, Britney, buy an atlas!

Wow! Triple strike of impressive ignorance in one sentence! This requires some serious skills!

I am from Africa and we depend on chicken, beef, pork and all other kinds of meat.

5 ...But the first time I was in a Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I felt to home. - Kanye West
6 Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough. - Amanda Bynes talking about Rihanna

This is more a horrible and cruel than stupid thing to say although I guess it's stupid as well.

No, Chris Brown beat her because he's an idiot.

Just like you.

I wouldn't hesitate to laugh if Amanda Byrnes got beaten by her husband for saying this. Maybe this'll make her regret it.

7 I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

So basically she prefers to consume poison over something healthy to consume.

You would rather become a druggie than gain a little weight? Okay...

So, you would go with the addictive and deadly substance then? Ok.

8 I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat. - Elizabeth Hurley

Marilyn Monroe is perfect, she is the most talented actresses ever and is well known today, she is so amazing, she wasn't fat, she was curvy, she wasn't overweight. And nothing Elizabeth has done will come close to Marilyn, Marilyn will be a forever known icon in Hollywood, my faverote actress, and she is fabulous and bueatafull, No Buissness Like Show Buissness is great, and it is a saying today, and How To Marry a Millionare is great too, nothing Elizabeth has done is good, and Marilyn is way more pretty than her, and nicer, and more talented. She was so much more unique. She is my idol, ok? She has synethesia, and she is so awesome!

9 My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see me perform. - Kanye West

And his second greatest pain in life is that he will never be able to attend his funeral which is more devastating, really, because it should be so much more entertaining...

How egotistical can someone be? Kanye is so egotistical he'd probably get a rib removed to perform oral on himself.

Have you seen yourself perform your cover of BoRhap. You failed miserably. Mama, just killed a song.

10 I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation. - Justin Bieber

If he really believes that there is a good chance it turns to our advantage. My reasoning is as follows: he is a musician, like Kyrt was (sort of...), he has the right amount of craziness, like Kurt had (sort of...) and he chooses the same shade of highlights as Kurt did (that's quite true, actually...) So, now, all he has to do to become the Kurt Cobain of his generation is to... commit suicide, like Kurt did. Win-win!

Justin Bieber = Kurt Cobain? That's the funniest joke in a while. The Kurt Cobain of this generation is Jared Leto, or someone... But definitely not JB.

The Contenders
11 Stretch marks are my biggest fear of life. - Kim Kardashian

This is so stupid. The fact that this is her biggest fear is just embarrassing. This just shows how much her body means to her. Ya, we need to take care of our bodies and it is ok if you want them to look a certain way but, she is an idiot.

Yep, not about something bad happening to her kids, family and friends... A stupid stretch mark! Why do people support this idiot again?

So you're not afraid that you die or somebody you love die? Well let's kill your children then. No problem, right?

12 What's Wal-Mart? Where they sell like, walls and stuff? - Paris Hilton

And do they sell archery stuff at Target? (NOTE: I actually know what they sell there. I'm not Paris Hilton! )

This is either a joke, or it's confirmed that Paris Hilton doesn't have a brain.

Paris Hilton is the world's biggest idiot.

13 WHALE SHARKS… so that must be when a whale and a shark have sex. Then I think "Well, how does a whale and a shark have sex?" - Tara Reid

Oh my god.Best discovery ever from mankind and nobody even know why it is called Whale Shark!

Even scientist are busy taking selfies with lab rats... She is the genius of mankind! She deserves a Oscar and Nobel Peace Prize for amazing discovery known in mankind that revives our faith in humanity in all pizza order! *Sarcasm*

She's so stupid! How can somebody be so stupid and still be alive and that rich? I don't get it.

! It's just a shark that is as large as a whale, and looks one too.

14 I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnie, you do realize that gay marriage should be between two GUYS, right?

15 So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Aguilera
16 Whatever they have in Korea, that's bad. - Justin Bieber

Really? Because last I checked, you came from Canada, (unfortunately...) not Korea.

17 Nothing tastes as good as being skinny - Kate Moss

Not being famous for just being anorexic. Or, being beautiful, perhaps...

Actually being smart tastes better.

Not that you would know.

18 I don't think there is anything particularly wrong with hitting a woman - Sean Connery

I think what he meant by that is that there's nothing wrong with hitting a woman when she's hitting you herself. Something like that. Bad choice of words though.

19 I think that the film clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness. - Alicia Silverstone

She tried to sound smarter than she actually is and failed miserably.

20 He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

I believe that's how it works.

21 We're more popular than Jesus now - John Lennon

This offended many Christians in the South to the point they went and held gatherings to destroys Beatles records and merchandise. Heck, they even tried to hurt them in Memphis with fireworks. Not to mention this quote is mostly why Lennon got assassinated.

A testament to their popularity is the fact that the Beatles were able to absorb the predictable hard hit that was the inevitable result of making that statement.

He meant to say that The Beatles were so popular that it became bigger than Christianity. Most people thought The Beatles were better than Jesus, though.

22 Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Brooke, you DO realise that when we die we cease to live at all anymore? Seriously, leave this to people who can figure out life and death.

23 You don't know the history of psychiatry, I do - Tom Cruise
24 I don't like big balls on a dog. - Kim Kardashian

Proof positive that Kar-trashian is a "horndog", if you catch my drift.
Could there be a video of this out there, too?

25 How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real? - Jaden Smith

I've been trying to think of a snappy comeback, but this quote is so stupid I can't even think of one.

Well, how can I see mirrors then?

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