Top Ten Reasons Not to Skip Class

The Top Ten

1 You'll just have to make up the work you skipped next class

2 Something awesome might happen while you're gone

I skip school once a month because of orthodontist appointments, but nothing good ever seems to happen when I'm gone.

Attends school for 3 months straight: nothing happens
Misses 1 day: 10 fights and a pizza party

3 You could get detention

Eh, I'm used to it. I get detention once every 2 days.

4 It goes on your permanent record

Not if you don't get caught.

Nah, I'm sure it doesn't.

5 You could get suspended

Eh, most they'll do to you is call up your parents.

6 You could get grounded

My parents won't ground me, they'll take out their belt...

...WAIT, THAT'S WORSE

7 Teachers will treat you like a bad kid

8 Bullies will still be there when you get back

9 School is important

Most schools are important honestly and exist for a good reason, I just dislike my school because of the low quality and bad company.

10 You could have to go to school suspension

The Contenders

11 You could get arrested

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