Reasons Stairway to Heaven is the Worst Song Ever

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1 Stairway to Heaven delivers a Satanic Message

These lists used to be funny, but now they are just annoying.

According to Plant, the song is about a woman getting everything she wanted without giving anything back.
Satanic how?

I agree si much! Worst songs ever!

If you play it backwards...

2 Stairway to Heaven is not good music

Coming from the fan of one of the most embarrassing groups to listen to I think this opinion should be taken with a grain of salt

It is a total cliche. It is popular with people who don’t have much in their minds. Obnoxious Zep fans try to jam it up to the top of every single rock poll like a bunch of mindless cattle. Best rock song? It’s not even the best Led Zeppelin song. A bunch of people born twenty years after it came out like it, but most Boomers are sick of it because the dumb radio stations ran it into the ground. I never liked it, I still think it is a dreary piece. If this is the “best” rock song, then rock is a disgrace.

Even Nicki Minaj's Stupid HOE is better than this crap

Star Power is awful

3 Stairway to Heaven is so slow and depressing
4 Stairway to Heaven has a terrible Guitar Solo
5 Stairway to Heaven is overrated
6 Robert Plant's Singing is at his worst in this song
7 Stairway to Heaven was made by serial plagiarists

Stairway is not plagiarized, that note progression has been used quite often in music.

8 Stairway to Heaven has the worst lyrics ever

I don't like Stairway To Heaven, but it definitely does not have the worst lyrics. I've seen better lyrics by people like Halsey and Twenty One Pilots, but I've seen worse. Way worse.

9 Stairway to Heaven is a folk song

I swear, every single folk song is better than Blood on the Dance Floor.

10 Stairway to Heaven has the worst drumming ever.
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