Top 10 Reasons Why the Emoji Movie Will Fail

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21 Patrick Stewart is playing a turd
22 It is about emojis
23 They put it ahead of the smurfs movie.

I want to see smurfs the lost village. They cancelled smurfs 3 for this reboot. Emoji movie looks awkward.-trollsfan536

24 There is more dislikes than likes on the trailer on YouTube and Sony's YouTube page disabled comments and the like dislike button

I wouldn't be surprised if it earned a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes just right after its release. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Well, what do you know? It actually just did on the day before its release. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Not that I'm defending the movie but...could you try elaborating on why that is? - alphadan12

25 The sounds are creepy

Don't watch this movie

26 The first trailer has lots of brands
27 It has a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes
28 It's pandering to the current generation with emojis

Please put "It's sexist" on this list as well. This is why I am nowhere near a modernist.

29 There are YouTube videos making a joke of it

As soon as the movie was announced it got extreme hate. I remember seeing a meme about this movie, then 2 weeks later I saw all the hate videos on YouTube. I honestly expected it to be one of those "everyone hates it but when it comes out people will love it" kind of movies, but I guess I was wrong lol - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Not to mention there's a couple of videos where a glowing 1000 degree knife cuts something after every bad joke in the trailers...when it comes out we're sure to run out of stuff to cut. - Entranced98

Everyone is

Just go on youtube and search "The Emoji Movie but every time it's cringey spongebob gets shot".
He gets shot about 9-12 times. - mattstat716

30 Everybody hates the trailers
31 It Got Negative Reviews from Critics

Snatched, Monster Trucks, The Last Knight, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, Rough Night, The Nut job 2, The Space Between us, The Book of Henry, and The Shack look like The Godfather, The Empire Strikes Back, Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Fantasia, Toy Story, Goodfellas, Inside Out and Die Hard compared to the Emoji Movie!

I'm happy it has 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. The Emoji Movie makes The Nut Job 2 look like The Godfather.

32 Weak acting from great actors

Prepare for a painful dosage of cringe:

"No, go ahead. Finish that sentence." - Poop Emoji, The Emoji Movie (2017)

Really? Is that the best they could come up with for the teaser trailer? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

33 They lost many smart directors, thus resulting too much praise given to them
34 Rip off of modern SpongeBob SquarePants

What does this have to do with the topic?

35 Sony is not as great as they used to be

Rough Night and the Emoji Movie have already proved how Money hungry the people at Sony have gotten. But Spider-man: Homecoming and Baby Driver were great though.

36 It looks like a Lego Movie ripoff
37 First trailer: says nothing about the movie second: clichéd

We are dead
Goodbye good movies

38 It looks like it'll be rushed
39 It will strike fear into the hearts of children everywhere
40 Most of the product placements are centered around Sony products instead of Apple products
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1. Even the people behind it know it will fail.
2. They scrapped the popeye movie in favor of it.
3. No one asked for it.
wrests
1. Even the people behind it know it will fail.
2. It's a ridiculous idea for a movie
3. Clichéd plot
ChuckECheese
1. Even the people behind it know it will fail.
2. It was dead on arrival
3. It's another attempt at being hip and cool.
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