Top 10 Reasons Why Poop Is Better Than Adam Sandler

Inspired by the list "Top Ten Reasons Why Poop Is Better Than Lil Wayne."
The Top Ten
1 Poop admits it's crap

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2 Poop didn't make horrible comedies
3 Poop isn't alive
4 Poop looks better
5 Poop doesn't use lazy jokes
6 Poop has variety while Adam Sandler does not
7 Poop has a purpose to exist
8 Poop isn't a disgrace to Jews
9 Poop doesn't have an annoying voice
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