Most Ridiculous Inventions Ever Made
It's just a brush that you attach under a dachshund's belly. Because their stomachs are so close to the ground, you get your floor cleaned free of charge.
The image it initially put in my mind was really weird, but it's actually kind of cute. I feel sorry for the poor dog.
Yes, this sounds like man tampons, but the visual would be very funny to have.
Although this was supposed to make multitasking easier, you have to wonder what the inventor of the Nose Stylus thought about how weird it looks.
As ridiculous as things like the Wiener Cleaner sound, some of these are pretty funny too. This guy looks like a baby elephant.
You're basically running around with a bicycle strapped to your back if you have The Fliz. I think it's supposed to be a loophole for avoiding saddle sores, though.
Why would someone buy this? It looks like it's 90% exercising you.
It looks horrible. The bike's riding you!
Why bother constantly cleaning up after your baby when you can just put a Baby Mop on them? This is essentially the Wiener Cleaner for babies.
As cruel as the name may seem, no hamsters are harmed by this product. The hamster runs on its wheel, which powers the shredder. This is goofy but not a bad idea.
People really need to be more careful about naming things.
It should be the Hamster-Powered Shredder.
This invention was dirt cheap - fifteen bucks before it was discontinued. And it was discontinued for good reason. Seeing as it was a noise grenade, it would easily be the most annoying thing in the world. Had it not been discontinued, Justin Bieber would not be as hated, if at all.
This would be hilarious for ten minutes before becoming horribly annoying.
If you're slicing bread outside, for whatever reason, first, I would like to ask why. Second, I strongly recommend that you try to find one of these things. They vent out breadcrumbs so you can feed the birds no matter what.
Simple and easy to use, it seems.
I would love to have a talk with the person who made this thing. Not only does it look like a gun, but it also sounds like one. I imagine this isn't something you'd want if you have PTSD.
People with PTSD or fear of guns, as well as police officers, wouldn't like that at all.
Why? Why make a camera that looks and sounds like a gun?
This device mimics hand-holding across an internet connection. You squeeze yours, and your long-distance girlfriend or boyfriend feels their Freeble change, as if you're there holding their hand. That's not depressing at all.
I hope you were being sarcastic. This would be very depressing!
It's a small mini-golf thing you use to entertain yourself while taking a dump. I'll stick with a book, thank you.
It keeps people from looking at your screen while you're on your electronic device! But wait! There's more!
It also blocks you from being able to see your surroundings, not to mention making you look like you've fused with your computer!
