Top Ten Signs You're a Nerd
The Top Ten
I don't have a really good sense of humour... - DapperPickle
I laughed my head off when I read this list and I'm a nerd!
Wrong! I laughed at this list BECAUSE I am a nerd!
Didn't know I had to laugh though...
(When nerds become overthinkers)
That's not just nerds; it's sensible people. - PositronWildhawk
I would rather stay behind at any age, but not read when I was little. I used to hate reading back then. - Jasmine21064
...yeah, I do this all the time. And for your information, I prefer the term "intellectual bad... other word for donkey". Sorry, I'm not allowed to say the actual word.
I hate PE am I a nerd? - Jake09
Depends. Do you like a fictional universe a bit obsessively? Do you lose yourself in books or math? - Ashes
When I was six, I remembered a lot of songs by their run time. - PositronWildhawk
I memorized the URL for Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" to avoid being rick rolled. - ethanmeinster
SO FUNNY I LOVE THIS LIST - CityGuru
I've Seen Footage - Death Grips - 3 minutes and 22 seconds. - DarkBoi-X
Kind of inaccurate. I mean...I have 2000+ followers on Instagram so half yes...? - AlphaQ
Never seen a more obvious number one in my life. Knowing most people online defines the "nerd"!
Yep, this is me, I have more friends online than in real life. I just do not follow trends like many of the other people do.
Well, I know more people in real life, but my amount of friends is pretty much the same: barely any people want to associate themselves with me. - saturatedsunrise
Nerds don't do this. Maybe sleeping as charging but that's about it
Charging? That's what I call sleeping. - PositronWildhawk
And downloading? Maybe pooping. - Kiteretsunu
I call it charging
The sad thing is that I actually do this...
Sometimes I do this because I want to learn interesting, new words that might be funny and comical. And I thought no one did this, but apparently, it is a thing. I sometimes do want to read the dictionary.
I love words, what's wrong with this? I should try that sometime, I'll improve my vocabulary skills even more! - Merilille
All my friends thought I was insane for WANTING to a read a dictionary for no reason
lol this is freaking hilarious... - Dead_Frozen
I tried that with a cup before, and, I SWEAR, I saw the cup shake a little. - Jasmine21064
You uncultured swines, I use my cerebal cortex to levitate my self. There is no such thing as the Force! - MrGuyDudeMan
Totally, man! My thoughts exactly. I would totally want to levitate all Phoebe Halliwell style out of bed by using the Force but it didn't work out.
My Best Nerd Friend Liam, owns over 9, 000 video games in his house, and he likes to play every video game. He never leaves the house. All he does is play video games and never leave the house. That's why Liam is such a Nerd.
Well I am having only one sign of being a nerd which is this one but it is not necessary I am not a nerd any angle but I am a good gamer that doesn't mean I am a nerd
lol! #1 way to get a girlfriend.
It's not the amount of games you own, it depends how obsessive you are. I love video games, but I'm not a nerd. But again, being a nerd isn't a bad thing, just something I'm not. - Therandom
I gosh. I play Minecraft way too much.
Yes rob lox and Minecraft
NaH, I'm the complete opposite. - AlphaQ
Log files... if you get me...
Yesterday was National star wars day I am a total star wars nerd! By the way I took some college lessons on microbiology when I was in second grade and am in the #1 USA education program known as the "STATE OF Texas GIFTED AND TALENTED PROGRAM" which we know as Expo as in EXpotential POtential. And I am going to be in this year's STEM academies as in Science Technology Engineering and Mathematics.
May the fourth be with you! Ohh and don't forget towel day.
I would only celebrate PI day for one reason: Pie. I'm awful at math and I hate, no reason to celebrate it. As for Star Wars, much as I like it I don't celebrate may the 4th - Therandom
There's also an international chocolate day. Give you and your video game characters to celebrate or read a book about chocolate. - FennikenFan9
Duh! IT's important that people don't keep their passwords lying around in a piece of paper!
Most of my friends passwords are like kitty36 and password. It's so obvious!
Yes my friend has the weirdest password
I should do this! My friends in real life have easy passwords like basketball123. - saturatedsunrise
I don't know why but I am the complete opposite, I am always out of my house, when I was younger my mom always complained about me coming home late like at 9pm (that's not that late though) but no shes back in Egypt and my parents are divorced and I stay with friends so yeah I don't know if that counts or no or yes or no or yes or no - AlphaQ
I'm pretty sure at this point you would be more of an introvert than a nerd.
next to me, my computer is my best friend xD - rock2metal
Roses are red (sometimes)
Violets are blue
I love my phone
And it loves me too. - keycha1n
There's Antimony, Arsenic, Aluminum, Selenium,
And Hydrogen and Oxygen and Nitrogen and Rhenium,
And Nickel, Neodymium, Neptunium, Germanium,
And Iron, Americium, Ruthenium, Uranium,
Europium, Zirconium, Lutetium, Vanadium,
And Lanthanum and Osmium and Astatine and Radium,
And Gold and Protactinium and Indium and Gallium,
And Iodine and Thorium and Thulium and Thallium.
There's Yttrium, Ytterbium, Actinium, Rubidium,
And Boron, Gadolinium, Niobium, Iridium,
And Strontium and Silicon and Silver and Samarium, and Bismuth, Bromine, Lithium, Beryllium, and Barium
There's Holmium and Helium and Hafnium and Erbium, and Phosphorus and Francium and Fluorine and Terbium,
And Manganese and Mercury, Molybdenum, Magnesium,
Dysprosium and Scandium and Cerium and Cesium, and Lead, Praseodymium and Platinum, Plutonium,
Palladium, Promethium, Potassium, Polonium, and
Tantalum, Technetium, Titanium, Tellurium, and
Cadmium and Calcium and Chromium ...more
I know the ASAP Science one. - gamingfoeealzs
I now MUST learn this, Pythagoras can wait, I MUST! - Merilille
I love the Asap Science element song
Eh, it's mediocre. How is it touching though? Half the time I hear laugh tracks. - AlphaQ
I am a nerd. Most people on this lists aren't real nerds. The Big Bang Theory is deemed unwatchable in every sense by myself and all of my different nerd friends.
No kidding! I can totally relate to Sheldon (he is a theoretical physicist, I am a "theoretical physicist in training" as I enjoy saying.
It's nice to see a popular television show which tackles issues that I face in my day-to-day life. It's refreshing.
How is Pokemon nerdy?!?!? , - Nateawesomeness
I guess I'm a nerd then... No shock here... - Ninja_Potato123
I like Pokemon and I'm not a nerd. - Soulstealer
But I'm not a nerd, I'm a connoisseur! Actually, I'm both. - RiverClanRocks
It's the meaning of life! On Vine, when that kid says that 10+9= 21, we all thought that he was stupid. but he wasn't. There was a higher meaning. 21 is half of 42... - ethanmeinster
42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Thank you for being such a good read Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
You've just reminded me that I'm getting nerdier and nerdier
Yes that's like the number of life
Lmao nah bro don't do that that's creepy as he L L . I just ask for her number and if shed wanna hang. - AlphaQ
I'd ask Camilla this, and at the end I'd say, because it's making you ugly. - AnonymousChick
When a op ulnar girl sees me she asks about my hair because it reaches my hips, their always telling me to cut it so I usually try to avoid the annoying brats
Miss I like your hair, did you put some Hydrogen and Carbon to it?
I just like to see other peoples grades because I fail every thing and like to see I'm not the only one that failed
Yeah. I’m top of my class and it just kind of makes me feel better about myself when I see that a quarter of the grade is failing and my lowest grade is a 96.8. I have a problem
I'm not competitive, I just have to know where they're at or I go crazy.
I do that all the time. But not for competition I just NEED to know. - CartoonsGirl
I'm probably the smartest girl in my class, but that isn't good enough for me. - FennikenFan9
I am TOTALLY obsessed with the H2 channel! (The regular history channel is TREMENDOUSLY boring-nothing historic REGULARLY comes on! Only a bunch of useless reality shows. )
Yeah I love history
No, I hate history!
I am a translator
Am I the only person who had a poster with the first 50 digits of pi in his 4th grade math class and unironically memorized all of them? - MSA33
Most calculators don't even know that! - booklover1
I know pi to 107 decimals - lolingdog9000
I used to know about 1,000 digits...but I forgot.
How is this nerdy? My mom is the one that got me into this but she isn't a nerd at all.
How does liking Harry Potter make someone a nerd? - OnlyInDreams
I love Harry Potter and Hermione is me as a witch - geekgirl23
I hate this and what you are doing with this.
What the hell is Klingon
Nope. I know English better than the Language I was born with. - Blight
Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Divergent, Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Maze Runner, The 100, and Harry Potter. - PianoQueen
I love reading. My favorite book series is Percy Jackson, which got me obsessed with mythology( which I did love before I read the books but I got more obsessed) and that lead to astronomy and word orgins and a lot of other things - lbelle0527
Dude I have more books than cells in my body
Books are life!
Calculators are of the most significant tools that a nerd should ALWAYS carry with them! They come most in handy when dealing with large numbers such as the speed of light or Planck time, other than that any nerd could just use their brains.
Damn... I guess I am a nerd. My calculator is my best friend though. I don't think I ever left it all alone. You know your a nerd if you value your calculator more than real people. - Robobrain
I don't use a calculator but my brain!
I use it constantly. For my math homework. (I know how to do it though. It's just too easy which makes it boring.)
I.LOVE. SCHOOL! Also, I love finding out complex chemical formulas and words via the internet. - geekgirl23
I hate how people think all smart people are school-loving nerds. I'm really smart, but I HATE school.
I love school, but not the much I love my friends, family and teachers so it counts that I am not a nerd
I love school and the uniform!
I own one, but I don't use it on a regular basis. That reminds me, I should use it regularly! - Misfire
Yes, but not for nerdy reasons. I just use it to wack my brother in the behind when he gets annoying.
As a girl, this top is making me pissed, I'm actually a huge nerd
I use my red lightsaber for prank people. - AlphaQ
I do know where to by Alienware, whats the big deal guys! Nerds are humans not animals that people treat them like one. I'm not a nerd but I do know how a nerd feels if someone teases him by calling him a nerd. And some people are just so idiotic that they call smart people nerds.
I'm the smartest person in school, but not a nerd.
yes h o n e y area 51
oh no poleece at my house hgelp - AlphaQ
If I have an imaginary girlfriend in gacha life does it count?
*Ahem* *Ahem* Imaginary Boyfriend everyone thinks I'm weird, but you don't right, Boyfriend-kun? - Fandom_Lover
From anime, of course. - ethanmeinster
Oh god, that one's so true...
Advanced Spelling test, highest grades, Math Olympiads and yet no one has ever bother to call me a name. I am also athletic and SUPER flexible. I'm pretty lucky.
My niece and a colleague affectionately refer to me thusly.
What if that's your first name? - Nateawesomeness
I'm the Sheldon of band. One of my best friends is the Sheldon of science. - PianoQueen
Yes I'm a nerd, but if you saw my room...
My desk and room aren't. My inbox, on the other hand/talon, is. - Cyri
Nope. I have all the qualities except this
I wish, my room is hella messy. - AlphaQ
Someone once called me "QueenJazzy" (one of the user names I use) years ago in real life. It was so weird... - Jasmine21064
I swear, every just calls me Cyber nowadays, lol.
'Hello, imAnEggyEgg', said my sister today.
People actually do refer to me as saturatedsunrise. - saturatedsunrise
The acronym HTTP stands for Hyper Text Transfer Protocol - the technology used to communicate between web servers and web users.
And yes, I am a nerd. - PositronWildhawk
Http stands for
It's the technology used to communicate between servers and users. For me, it's really important for the internet oto survive, it's part of it's ecosystem. - PizzaGuy
While https:// stands fro HyperText Transfer Protocol Secure.
Hyper Text Transfer Protocol, I just read about this earlier... - Fandom_Lover
I thought this applied to everyone. - 3DG20
I just call them pricks.
I'd prefer the term,"highly disagree".
Who doesn't!? - Blight
I am planning to get married when I'm older, but I'm going to try to get to a good college, and get a job with a high salary first. - ethanmeinster
I really not worrying about marriage for right now. - Arcxia
My brother doesn't have a girlfriend and he is 14. - funnyuser
I had my first girlfriend in 2nd grade but everyone's different it's alright if you want one at a later age. - AlphaQ
I'm afraid to get married for now - Nateawesomeness
Yes. That is why I am awaiting a laptop from the learning support department
... Problem English teacher?
Yeah I type and write REALLY fast but my handwriting is chicken scratch. - Lunala
I can write that but I can't read my own handwriting.
So I'm a nerd, right? - PizzaGuy
I don't hate football, I just don't watch football games. And other sports games. - Jasmine21064
Football is good, American football is overrated and the weak version of rugby in my opinion. - AlphaQ
Yes... I barely even know who won the Super Bowl last year (the reason I know is because I have a brother who insists on talking about sports in my ear 24/7 and that's the only sports thing I know) and I will only be at my family's Super Bowl party for the food. (I won't watch football; I'll bring out a book about classical music or Shakespeare. )
Hating football doesn't make me a nerd. And I probably hate football more than anyone.
I LOVE IT
Love it! - Misfire
I love it - iliekpiez
Adore it! - BorisRule
My best friends are the drug dealer, the Soundcloud rapper, the other class clown (yes, there are 2 class clowns and I am 1 of them) and the boi - AlphaQ
BASICALLY, YES! (If I am not the genius, myself. -Just kidding, I am intelligent, but not a genius-others think otherwise. )
My best friend is a genius compared to me! He's like the coolest person in school though. To me at least. - Garythesnail
What if I AM the class genius? - Cyri
Yeah who isn't
Who isn't? I mean, Star Treck, also weird paul! Awesome! - KazutoKirigaya
No. - 3DG20
I love trekf - iliekpiez
Therefore, my parents are nerds, my friends parents are nerds, my grandparents are nerds, my cousins are nerds...
WHO doesn't READ NEWSPAPER COMICS?
Isn't Dilbert an adult comic?
My parents aren't nerds,my mom is just regular,my dad loves spicy things,I'm friends with all troublemaking bad asses,my cousins are sporty,and my grandpa is intrested in engineering and drives a motorcycle,and my grandma is just pashionette - Nateawesomeness
This is just seriously weird. No doubt about it. - PositronWildhawk
Yeah, so totally true!
Yes. I watch 64, 74, 36, and 7 a lot.
Yep. Sounds like me. - PianoQueen
oh yea I think I am, I'm almost 18 *happy beer noises* and I am 5'4 and I'm around 44 kg so yea, I think that counts as underweight. - AlphaQ
I mean... I am not freakishly skinny, plus I don't think I am skinny though my mom does, shes ALWAYS saying you need to go outside more and I mean, technically this is outside because other wise I would be under a tree reading, man I love my mom! - KazutoKirigaya
Um, I'm overweight... - Jasmine21064
Yes I am a nerd and if you would introduce me to someone I will probably fait. Crap I should be studying by by
HTML, Scratch and Ruby (partial)
Bulgarian, German and English - BorisRule
Batch, Python, HTML, CSS
English, Spanish (Partial)
What? I mean I say that in my head, but if I say that outloud... people will start to think I am crazy lol! - KazutoKirigaya
This is a sign that you're insane. - funnyuser
This one mad me laugh. Maybe I should say this unexpectedly! - Wolftail
This one is hilarious - lolingdog9000
No more than my research in theoretical physics and cosmology-and I LOVE reading!
I do research for fun and I have over 100 books and I've read them all
I love Reading NOVELS, not boring school textbooks.
I am 10 my level on reading is 8th grade books
I consider my vocabulary to be pretty large, but not that large... - 3DG20
I can actually produce dictionary-quality definitions of any word I know in under a second. - Kaboom
I regularly read Wikia and Wikipedia articles
I do not necessarily watch THOSE specific shows, but I often find myself in a much similar state afterwards.
I did just that
I know I'm not a nerd, cause I don't even need this stupid list to know, so there.
I'm straight, dude. - Jasmine21064
I mean... yeah, but at the same time... yeah - KazutoKirigaya
Hell no! - 3DG20
Yes... I want to be as smart as Tesla, and I know that Edison stole lots of Tesla's ideas. Tesla invented Alternating Current (the current we use today), but Edison gets ALL the credit. Tesla fans, unite to give Tesla the legacy he deserves.
Plus, I hugged a kid because he is a Tesla fan.
Of course. - Arcxia
My hero is Halsey.
True but I read outside
Yes I read to much
... Or playing on a laptop. (I'm desperate for a laptop to play on.) - FennikenFan9