Top Ten Signs You're a Nerdsupergeek149
The Top Ten
I laughed my head off when I read this list and I'm a nerd!
I don't have a really good sense of humour... - DapperPickle
Wrong! I laughed at this list BECAUSE I am a nerd!
Ha, ha, ha. - isaaonrtdmtrV 25 Comments
That's not just nerds; it's sensible people. - PositronWildhawk
I hate PE am I a nerd? - Jake09
I'm the nerdiest in my group of friends and yet I'm also the sportiest considering I can keep up with all the jocks in my class who are total dummies. I like PE but my friends don't even try to participate really.
And I actually do that
When I was six, I remembered a lot of songs by their run time. - PositronWildhawk
I memorized the URL for Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" to avoid being rick rolled. - ethanmeinster
SO FUNNY I LOVE THIS LIST - CityGuru
Hehehe I know morse code - LunalaV 11 Comments
Never seen a more obvious number one in my life. Knowing most people online defines the "nerd"!
Yep, this is me, I have more friends online than in real life. I just do not follow trends like many of the other people do. - AnimeDrawer
Preps at my school know most people through internet. So they are nerds? That can't be right.
This is so true...I have 1243 friends online...V 17 Comments
The sad thing is that I actually do this...
Sometimes I do this because I want to learn interesting, new words that might be funny and comical. And I thought no one did this, but apparently, it is a thing. I sometimes do want to read the dictionary. - AnimeDrawer
I love words, what's wrong with this? I should try that sometime, I'll improve my vocabulary skills even more! - Merilille
When I was 5, I was obsessed with The Junior Dictionary & Thesaurus.V 22 Comments
Charging? That's what I call sleeping. - PositronWildhawk
And downloading? Maybe pooping. - Kiteretsunu
I call it charging
What?V 7 Comments
lol this is freaking hilarious... - Dead_Frozen
Totally, man! My thoughts exactly. I would totally want to levitate all Phoebe Halliwell style out of bed by using the Force but it didn't work out.
I imagine I have Spiderman's web shooter so I keep trying to shoot the web so it can help me get up from my bed. #Nerds Rule
I don't - mayamangaV 19 Comments
My Best Nerd Friend Liam, owns over 9, 000 video games in his house, and he likes to play every video game. He never leaves the house. All he does is play video games and never leave the house. That's why Liam is such a Nerd.
Well I am having only one sign of being a nerd which is this one but it is not necessary I am not a nerd any angle but I am a good gamer that doesn't mean I am a nerd
lol! #1 way to get a girlfriend.
If I die, I would be buried in video games and I love them - BlazinWraithV 19 Comments
I gosh. I play Minecraft way too much.
Yes rob lox and Minecraft
Log files... if you get me...
Haha... Hang on, that's me.
Minecraft server IPs... I CAN FEEL YOUR EYES JUDGING ME!
No, I'm not some 10 yr old :D
Yesterday was National star wars day I am a total star wars nerd! By the way I took some college lessons on microbiology when I was in second grade and am in the #1 USA education program known as the "STATE OF Texas GIFTED AND TALENTED PROGRAM" which we know as Expo as in EXpotential POtential. And I am going to be in this year's STEM academies as in Science Technology Engineering and Mathematics.
May the fourth be with you! Ohh and don't forget towel day.
I would only celebrate PI day for one reason: Pie. I'm awful at math and I hate, no reason to celebrate it. As for Star Wars, much as I like it I don't celebrate may the 4th - Therandom
My birthday is on May 4V 21 Comments
next to me, my computer is my best friend xD - rock2metal
Roses are red (sometimes)
Violets are blue
I love my phone
And it loves me too. - keycha1n
That's tue I don't like to go out
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love my electronics
And they love me too.
Most of my friends passwords are like kitty36 and password. It's so obvious!
Yes my friend has the weirdest password
Well you had to hack to get through the password - Nateawesomeness
That's funny.V 4 Comments
There's Antimony, Arsenic, Aluminum, Selenium,
And Hydrogen and Oxygen and Nitrogen and Rhenium,
And Nickel, Neodymium, Neptunium, Germanium,
And Iron, Americium, Ruthenium, Uranium,
Europium, Zirconium, Lutetium, Vanadium,
And Lanthanum and Osmium and Astatine and Radium,
And Gold and Protactinium and Indium and Gallium,
And Iodine and Thorium and Thulium and Thallium.
There's Yttrium, Ytterbium, Actinium, Rubidium,
And Boron, Gadolinium, Niobium, Iridium,
And Strontium and Silicon and Silver and Samarium, and Bismuth, Bromine, Lithium, Beryllium, and Barium
There's Holmium and Helium and Hafnium and Erbium, and Phosphorus and Francium and Fluorine and Terbium,
And Manganese and Mercury, Molybdenum, Magnesium,
Dysprosium and Scandium and Cerium and Cesium, and Lead, Praseodymium and Platinum, Plutonium,
Palladium, Promethium, Potassium, Polonium, and
Tantalum, Technetium, Titanium, Tellurium, and
Cadmium and Calcium and Chromium ...more
I know the ASAP Science one. - gamingfoeealzs
I now MUST learn this, Pythagoras can wait, I MUST! - Merilille
I know someone who does. - isaaonrtdmtrV 7 Comments
I am a nerd. Most people on this lists aren't real nerds. The Big Bang Theory is deemed unwatchable in every sense by myself and all of my different nerd friends.
No kidding! I can totally relate to Sheldon (he is a theoretical physicist, I am a "theoretical physicist in training" as I enjoy saying.
It's nice to see a popular television show which tackles issues that I face in my day-to-day life. It's refreshing.
Meh I the that show - LunalaV 11 Comments
How is Pokemon nerdy?!?!? , - Nateawesomeness
I guess I'm a nerd then... No shock here... - Ninja_Potato123
But I'm not a nerd, I'm a connoisseur! Actually, I'm both. - RiverClanRocks
I love Pokemonz - LunalaV 9 Comments
It's the meaning of life! On Vine, when that kid says that 10+9= 21, we all thought that he was stupid. but he wasn't. There was a higher meaning. 21 is half of 42... - ethanmeinster
42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Thank you for being such a good read Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
You've just reminded me that I'm getting nerdier and nerdier
Why? What about 17?V 5 Comments
I'd ask Camilla this, and at the end I'd say, because it's making you ugly. - AnonymousChick
When a op ulnar girl sees me she asks about my hair because it reaches my hips, their always telling me to cut it so I usually try to avoid the annoying brats
Miss I like your hair, did you put some Hydrogen and Carbon to it?
I don't like this not only boys are nerdsV 2 Comments
Most calculators don't even know that! - booklover1
I know pi to 107 decimals - lolingdog9000
I used to know about 1,000 digits...but I forgot.
3.14159265358 is about as far as I can go. I don't even remember if that's correct or not. - isaaonrtdmtrV 10 Comments
I'm not competitive, I just have to know where they're at or I go crazy.
I do that all the time. But not for competition I just NEED to know. - CartoonsGirl
I'm way too competitive to NOT know other people's grades. - PianoQueen
I'm probably the smartest girl in my class, but that isn't good enough for me. - FennikenFan9
I honestly don't mind almost all 'nerdy' quirks, but this...yeesh. Worry about your own marks. - Entranced98V 6 Comments
I am TOTALLY obsessed with the H2 channel! (The regular history channel is TREMENDOUSLY boring-nothing historic REGULARLY comes on! Only a bunch of useless reality shows. )
Yeah I love history
No, I hate history!
I also watch BBC, National Geographic and my Netflix is filled with World War II documentaries and my personal favourite Cosmos.V 1 Comment
Calculators are of the most significant tools that a nerd should ALWAYS carry with them! They come most in handy when dealing with large numbers such as the speed of light or Planck time, other than that any nerd could just use their brains.
Damn... I guess I am a nerd. My calculator is my best friend though. I don't think I ever left it all alone. You know your a nerd if you value your calculator more than real people. - Robobrain
I don't use a calculator but my brain!
Exactly. In case you get mugged, you can tell the mugger that the calculator is a phone and you will dial 911 to call the police. When he snatches it from you and runs, take out your REAL phone and call the cops. Genius ^^. - TwilightKitsuneV 11 Comments
Nope. I know English better than the Language I was born with. - Blight
What the hell is Klingon
I hate this and what you are doing with this.
Um I like hermonie in Harry Potter
Harry Potter rules
twilight drools - Lunala
Yes, but not for nerdy reasons. I just use it to wack my brother in the behind when he gets annoying.
As a girl, this top is making me pissed, I'm actually a huge nerd
No I'm getting on for my birthday
I only have those toy lightsabers - mayamangaV 4 Comments
Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Divergent, Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Maze Runner, The 100, and Harry Potter. - PianoQueen
I love reading. My favorite book series is Percy Jackson, which got me obsessed with mythology( which I did love before I read the books but I got more obsessed) and that lead to astronomy and word orgins and a lot of other things - lbelle0527
Books are life!
I read Harry Potter, Doawk, and a load of books about science for fun. - LunalaV 5 Comments
I hate how people think all smart people are school-loving nerds. I'm really smart, but I HATE school.
I hate school but I do love learning stuff on my own. - Rambles
I love school, but not the much I love my friends, family and teachers so it counts that I am not a nerd
Oh, I hate school!V 6 Comments
I do know where to by Alienware, whats the big deal guys! Nerds are humans not animals that people treat them like one. I'm not a nerd but I do know how a nerd feels if someone teases him by calling him a nerd. And some people are just so idiotic that they call smart people nerds.
I'm the smartest person in school, but not a nerd.
Advanced Spelling test, highest grades, Math Olympiads and yet no one has ever bother to call me a name. I am also athletic and SUPER flexible. I'm pretty lucky.
My niece and a colleague affectionately refer to me thusly.
I'm the Sheldon of band. One of my best friends is the Sheldon of science. - PianoQueen
No, people call me Lia because that’s who I am.V 2 Comments
Yes I'm a nerd, but if you saw my room...
Nope. I have all the qualities except this
I'm terribly organized,note to all school supplies:you will die if you get in my book bag - Nateawesomeness
I try to be. - BlightV 1 Comment
The acronym HTTP stands for Hyper Text Transfer Protocol - the technology used to communicate between web servers and web users.
And yes, I am a nerd. - PositronWildhawk
Http stands for
It's the technology used to communicate between servers and users. For me, it's really important for the internet oto survive, it's part of it's ecosystem. - PizzaGuy
While https:// stands fro HyperText Transfer Protocol Secure.
YepV 3 Comments
I swear, every just calls me Cyber nowadays, lol.
My dad actually did this once - mayamanga
'Hello, imAnEggyEgg', said my sister today.
In real life, sometimes people call me lovefrombadlands, badlands trash 17, or halsey01 to make fun of my usernames.V 2 Comments
Yes... I barely even know who won the Super Bowl last year (the reason I know is because I have a brother who insists on talking about sports in my ear 24/7 and that's the only sports thing I know) and I will only be at my family's Super Bowl party for the food. (I won't watch football; I'll bring out a book about classical music or Shakespeare. )
Hating football doesn't make me a nerd. And I probably hate football more than anyone.
I Hate football but that doesn't Mean I'm a Nerd
Idc about sports - LunalaV 15 Comments
Yes. That is why I am awaiting a laptop from the learning support department
... Problem English teacher?
Yeah I type and write REALLY fast but my handwriting is chicken scratch. - Lunala
Yeah pretty much I can usually understand it but no one else canV 5 Comments
*Ahem* *Ahem* Imaginary Boyfriend everyone thinks I'm weird, but you don't right, Boyfriend-kun? - Fandom_Lover
From anime, of course. - ethanmeinster
Oh god, that one's so true...
I'm a Girl. And also, I think the idea of pretending you have friends (forever alone :'C ) is dumb. - BlightV 1 Comment
I am planning to get married when I'm older, but I'm going to try to get to a good college, and get a job with a high salary first. - ethanmeinster
I really not worrying about marriage for right now. - Arcxia
My brother doesn't have a girlfriend and he is 14. - funnyuser
This doesn't make you a Nerd. Worst item on the list, honestly. I will get married if I find someone to marry. The End.
I'm not going to wander around, looking for a Husband, or do Online Dating... - Blight
I just call them pricks.
I'd prefer the term,"highly disagree".
Who doesn't!? - Blight
I HATE THEM SO MUCH I JUST WANT TO CORRECT THEM AND TELL THEM THEY'RE WRONG BUT I CAN'T OR I'LL GET IN TROUBLE I AM THE NERDIEST NERD
By the way I typed this in 10 secs
Therefore, my parents are nerds, my friends parents are nerds, my grandparents are nerds, my cousins are nerds...
WHO doesn't READ NEWSPAPER COMICS?
Isn't Dilbert an adult comic?
My parents aren't nerds,my mom is just regular,my dad loves spicy things,I'm friends with all troublemaking bad asses,my cousins are sporty,and my grandpa is intrested in engineering and drives a motorcycle,and my grandma is just pashionette - Nateawesomeness
I LOVE IT
THAT UIS SO TRUE
BASICALLY, YES! (If I am not the genius, myself. -Just kidding, I am intelligent, but not a genius-others think otherwise. )
My best friend is a genius compared to me! He's like the coolest person in school though. To me at least. - Garythesnail
My closest friend is definitely NOT a nerd. (Or geek.) But I like her, she's fun. - FennikenFan9
Yeah who isn't
This is just seriously weird. No doubt about it. - PositronWildhawk
Yeah, so totally true!
Yes. I watch 64, 74, 36, and 7 a lot.
Yep. Sounds like me. - PianoQueenV 1 Comment
I know I'm not a nerd, cause I don't even need this stupid list to know, so there.
I can actually produce dictionary-quality definitions of any word I know in under a second. - Kaboom
I regularly read Wikia and Wikipedia articles
Yes... I want to be as smart as Tesla, and I know that Edison stole lots of Tesla's ideas. Tesla invented Alternating Current (the current we use today), but Edison gets ALL the credit. Tesla fans, unite to give Tesla the legacy he deserves.
Plus, I hugged a kid because he is a Tesla fan.
Of course. - Arcxia
My hero is Halsey.
Batch, Python, HTML, CSS
English, Spanish (Partial)
This is a sign that you're insane. - funnyuser
This one mad me laugh. Maybe I should say this unexpectedly! - Wolftail
This one is hilarious - lolingdog9000
I hate that actually.
No more than my research in theoretical physics and cosmology-and I LOVE reading!
I do research for fun and I have over 100 books and I've read them all
I love Reading NOVELS, not boring school textbooks.
Star Wars wasn't cool, it was awesome
Guys, if you don't think it's cool, you're not a human being.
Yeah may the force be with you
Star Wars is awesome and if you don't like it stop reading this
I said stop reading if you don't like it!
I find this nerdy
I also use this as a reason to call my self a nerd disgrace as all I know are tear in my heart ride car radio and stressed out - ProPanda
I know that! That’s cause I’m obsessed with random music.
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2. When the people in P.E. go to the workout room; you would rather stay behind and read
3. You refer to eating and drinking as uploading
2. You celebrate geeky holidays like pi Day (March 14), Star Wars Day (May 4th), etc.
3. You know more people online than in person
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