Top Ten Signs You're a Nerdsupergeek149
The Top Ten
Everyone's a nerd. - ThatIntrovertedEmo
I already knew I was a nerd.
Well I didn't laugh at this list, so I guess I'm a nerd
DAMN IT! Is this really supposed to be funny?! - BorisRule36 Comments
I would rather stay behind at any age, but not read when I was little. I used to hate reading back then. - Jasmine21064
...yeah, I do this all the time. And for your information, I prefer the term "intellectual bad... other word for donkey". Sorry, I'm not allowed to say the actual word.
I'd rather go, I hate reading. - AlphaQ
That's not just nerds; it's sensible people. - PositronWildhawk40 Comments
I've Seen Footage - Death Grips - 3 minutes and 22 seconds. - DarkBoi-X
In fact, I remember more than 10 songs by it's run time. - Jasmine21064
Yeah, 6-13 songs lol
BOBD (Boulevard of broken dreams): 4 Minutes20 Comments
Kind of inaccurate. I mean...I have 2000+ followers on Instagram so half yes...? - AlphaQ
Inaccurate - Luckys
This is me.But I know lot's of people in real life too. - DarkBoi-X
Well, I know more people in real life, but my amount of friends is pretty much the same: barely any people want to associate themselves with me. - saturatedsunrise20 Comments
I don't do this but if u do this its fine with me - AlphaQ
The sad thing is that I actually do this...
I do this. - Ashes
Sometimes I do this because I want to learn interesting, new words that might be funny and comical. And I thought no one did this, but apparently, it is a thing. I sometimes do want to read the dictionary.27 Comments
Who actually does this? - DarkBoi-X
Nerds don't do this. Maybe sleeping as charging but that's about it
Don't talk to me I'm u p l o a d I n g. - AlphaQ
What? - Firemist13 Comments
I tried that with a cup before, and, I SWEAR, I saw the cup shake a little. - Jasmine21064
lol this is freaking hilarious... - Dead_Frozen
WHAT - Misfire
You uncultured swines, I use my cerebal cortex to levitate my self. There is no such thing as the Force! - MrGuyDudeMan24 Comments
I have this lol - AlphaQ
I made over 1000 video games.
Does that count?
My Best Nerd Friend Liam, owns over 9, 000 video games in his house, and he likes to play every video game. He never leaves the house. All he does is play video games and never leave the house. That's why Liam is such a Nerd.
Well I am having only one sign of being a nerd which is this one but it is not necessary I am not a nerd any angle but I am a good gamer that doesn't mean I am a nerd20 Comments
NaH, I'm the complete opposite. - AlphaQ
I gosh. I play Minecraft way too much.
Log files... if you get me...
Yes rob lox and Minecraft2 Comments
Well, yeah. I celebrate these. - BorisRule
I like pi day because you eat pie. - Ilovestephanie
Pi day, yes. - Ashes
I'm not alone anymore! - Cyri26 Comments
Duh! IT's important that people don't keep their passwords lying around in a piece of paper!
Hackers - BorisRule
I should do this! My friends in real life have easy passwords like basketball123. - saturatedsunrise
Most of my friends passwords are like kitty36 and password. It's so obvious!7 Comments
I'm pretty sure at this point you would be more of an introvert than a nerd.
Most of the time. - Jasmine21064
next to me, my computer is my best friend xD - rock2metal
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm very lonely
I'm fine with it too. - Ashes
There's Antimony, Arsenic, Aluminum, Selenium,
And Hydrogen and Oxygen and Nitrogen and Rhenium,
And Nickel, Neodymium, Neptunium, Germanium,
And Iron, Americium, Ruthenium, Uranium,
Europium, Zirconium, Lutetium, Vanadium,
And Lanthanum and Osmium and Astatine and Radium,
And Gold and Protactinium and Indium and Gallium,
And Iodine and Thorium and Thulium and Thallium.
There's Yttrium, Ytterbium, Actinium, Rubidium,
And Boron, Gadolinium, Niobium, Iridium,
And Strontium and Silicon and Silver and Samarium, and Bismuth, Bromine, Lithium, Beryllium, and Barium
There's Holmium and Helium and Hafnium and Erbium, and Phosphorus and Francium and Fluorine and Terbium,
And Manganese and Mercury, Molybdenum, Magnesium,
Dysprosium and Scandium and Cerium and Cesium, and Lead, Praseodymium and Platinum, Plutonium,
Palladium, Promethium, Potassium, Polonium, and
Tantalum, Technetium, Titanium, Tellurium, and
Cadmium and Calcium and Chromium ...more
I'm afraid I can't do that
I know the ASAP Science one. - gamingfoeealzs
I now MUST learn this, Pythagoras can wait, I MUST! - Merilille9 Comments
Eh, it's mediocre. How is it touching though? Half the time I hear laugh tracks. - AlphaQ
Eh, never was into the show. - Jasmine21064
Actually it's the cringiest thing I've ever watched
I am a nerd. Most people on this lists aren't real nerds. The Big Bang Theory is deemed unwatchable in every sense by myself and all of my different nerd friends.15 Comments
I like Pokemon and I'm not a nerd. - Soulstealer
Pokémon is for legends
How is Pokemon nerdy?!?!? , - Nateawesomeness
I guess I'm a nerd then... No shock here... - Ninja_Potato12311 Comments
It's the meaning of life! On Vine, when that kid says that 10+9= 21, we all thought that he was stupid. but he wasn't. There was a higher meaning. 21 is half of 42... - ethanmeinster
42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Thank you for being such a good read Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
You've just reminded me that I'm getting nerdier and nerdier
Yes that's like the number of life5 Comments
Whenever I see a popular girl I ask them for their digits. - AlphaQ
When I see a popular girl I roast them.Just kidding. - DarkBoi-X
I'd ask Camilla this, and at the end I'd say, because it's making you ugly. - AnonymousChick
When a op ulnar girl sees me she asks about my hair because it reaches my hips, their always telling me to cut it so I usually try to avoid the annoying brats4 Comments
Yeah. I’m top of my class and it just kind of makes me feel better about myself when I see that a quarter of the grade is failing and my lowest grade is a 96.8. I have a problem
Well, it does interest me when I hear that my classmates fail! - saturatedsunrise
I'm not competitive, I just have to know where they're at or I go crazy.
I do that all the time. But not for competition I just NEED to know. - CartoonsGirl
I'm probably the smartest girl in my class, but that isn't good enough for me. - FennikenFan99 Comments
I eat pie in more than 10 places. - AlphaQ
I know it up to 3.14159265358979
Am I the only person who had a poster with the first 50 digits of pi in his 4th grade math class and unironically memorized all of them? - MSA33
I know it up to 3.141592653589 - geekgirl2315 Comments
I watch the porn channel lmao. - AlphaQ
Not at all. - 3DG20
I also watch BBC, National Geographic and my Netflix is filled with World War II documentaries and my personal favourite Cosmos.
I am TOTALLY obsessed with the H2 channel! (The regular history channel is TREMENDOUSLY boring-nothing historic REGULARLY comes on! Only a bunch of useless reality shows. )3 Comments
How does liking Harry Potter make someone a nerd? - OnlyInDreams
I love Harry Potter and Hermione is me as a witch - geekgirl23
I hate this and what you are doing with this.
I couldn’t care less about it. - 3DG205 Comments
Nope. I know English better than the Language I was born with. - Blight
What the hell is Klingon
Calculators are of the most significant tools that a nerd should ALWAYS carry with them! They come most in handy when dealing with large numbers such as the speed of light or Planck time, other than that any nerd could just use their brains.
Damn... I guess I am a nerd. My calculator is my best friend though. I don't think I ever left it all alone. You know your a nerd if you value your calculator more than real people. - Robobrain
If the calculator on your phone counts, then I’m guilty... - 3DG20
I don't use a calculator but my brain!
I usually read them for info. Mostly political stuff. - DarkBoi-X
Not every day, but I do often read books for fun!
Me in a nutshell
That's me! - Synchronocity11 Comments
I use my red lightsaber for prank people. - AlphaQ
I own one, but I don't use it on a regular basis. That reminds me, I should use it regularly! - Misfire
Yes, but not for nerdy reasons. I just use it to wack my brother in the behind when he gets annoying.
As a girl, this top is making me pissed, I'm actually a huge nerd5 Comments
You must be joking. - Jasmine21064
No I hate school more than practically anything. - Soulstealer
NOPE - OnlyInDreams
Nooo. I hate school12 Comments
Someone once called me "QueenJazzy" (one of the user names I use) years ago in real life. It was so weird... - Jasmine21064
People actually do refer to me as saturatedsunrise. - saturatedsunrise
I swear, every just calls me Cyber nowadays, lol.
'Hello, imAnEggyEgg', said my sister today.3 Comments
I do know where to by Alienware, whats the big deal guys! Nerds are humans not animals that people treat them like one. I'm not a nerd but I do know how a nerd feels if someone teases him by calling him a nerd. And some people are just so idiotic that they call smart people nerds.
I'm the smartest person in school, but not a nerd.
Advanced Spelling test, highest grades, Math Olympiads and yet no one has ever bother to call me a name. I am also athletic and SUPER flexible. I'm pretty lucky.
My niece and a colleague affectionately refer to me thusly.
What if that's your first name? - Nateawesomeness
I'm the Sheldon of band. One of my best friends is the Sheldon of science. - PianoQueen2 Comments
I wish, my room is hella messy. - AlphaQ
I wish. - Jasmine21064
My desk and room aren't. My inbox, on the other hand/talon, is. - Cyri
Yes I'm a nerd, but if you saw my room...5 Comments
Or boyfriend. - Jasmine21064
I'm straight. - Misfire
*Ahem* *Ahem* Imaginary Boyfriend everyone thinks I'm weird, but you don't right, Boyfriend-kun? - Fandom_Lover
From anime, of course. - ethanmeinster3 Comments
Hairy Testicle Tomato Soda, did I get that right...? - AlphaQ
The acronym HTTP stands for Hyper Text Transfer Protocol - the technology used to communicate between web servers and web users.
And yes, I am a nerd. - PositronWildhawk
I know now... Thanks list. - 3DG20
Http stands for
It's the technology used to communicate between servers and users. For me, it's really important for the internet oto survive, it's part of it's ecosystem. - PizzaGuy
The exact opposite for me. - Jasmine21064
Yes I have a writing disorder but I learned how to type fast
No, I write 20 words per minute. - saturatedsunrise
Yes. That is why I am awaiting a laptop from the learning support department10 Comments
I don't hate football, I just don't watch football games. And other sports games. - Jasmine21064
Football is good, American football is overrated and the weak version of rugby in my opinion. - AlphaQ
Nah, I like Football - DarkBoi-X
I love American Football. - Soulstealer23 Comments
I am planning to get married when I'm older, but I'm going to try to get to a good college, and get a job with a high salary first. - ethanmeinster
I really not worrying about marriage for right now. - Arcxia
My brother doesn't have a girlfriend and he is 14. - funnyuser
I'm afraid to get married for now - Nateawesomeness4 Comments
Adore it! - BorisRule
Love it! - Misfire
I love it - iliekpiez
I LOVE IT2 Comments
I thought this applied to everyone. - 3DG20
I just call them pricks.
I'd prefer the term,"highly disagree".
Good - iliekpiez3 Comments
Who isn't? I mean, Star Treck, also weird paul! Awesome! - KazutoKirigaya
No. - 3DG20
Yeah who isn't
I love trekf - iliekpiez
Therefore, my parents are nerds, my friends parents are nerds, my grandparents are nerds, my cousins are nerds...
WHO doesn't READ NEWSPAPER COMICS?
Isn't Dilbert an adult comic?
My parents aren't nerds,my mom is just regular,my dad loves spicy things,I'm friends with all troublemaking bad asses,my cousins are sporty,and my grandpa is intrested in engineering and drives a motorcycle,and my grandma is just pashionette - Nateawesomeness
Pfft, no. - Jasmine21064
What if I AM the class genius? - Cyri
BASICALLY, YES! (If I am not the genius, myself. -Just kidding, I am intelligent, but not a genius-others think otherwise. )
My best friend is a genius compared to me! He's like the coolest person in school though. To me at least. - Garythesnail1 Comment
This is just seriously weird. No doubt about it. - PositronWildhawk
Yes. I watch 64, 74, 36, and 7 a lot.
Yeah, so totally true!
Yep. Sounds like me. - PianoQueen1 Comment
HTML, Scratch and Ruby (partial)
Bulgarian, German and English - BorisRule
Batch, Python, HTML, CSS
English, Spanish (Partial)
What? I mean I say that in my head, but if I say that outloud... people will start to think I am crazy lol! - KazutoKirigaya
This is a sign that you're insane. - funnyuser
This one mad me laugh. Maybe I should say this unexpectedly! - Wolftail
This one is hilarious - lolingdog90001 Comment
I consider my vocabulary to be pretty large, but not that large... - 3DG20
I can actually produce dictionary-quality definitions of any word I know in under a second. - Kaboom
I regularly read Wikia and Wikipedia articles
I do not necessarily watch THOSE specific shows, but I often find myself in a much similar state afterwards.
I did just that
I'm straight, dude. - Jasmine21064
I mean... yeah, but at the same time... yeah - KazutoKirigaya
Hell no! - 3DG20
I know I'm not a nerd, cause I don't even need this stupid list to know, so there.
It depends on what kind of reading. - 3DG20
No more than my research in theoretical physics and cosmology-and I LOVE reading!
I do research for fun and I have over 100 books and I've read them all
I love Reading NOVELS, not boring school textbooks.1 Comment
Yes... I want to be as smart as Tesla, and I know that Edison stole lots of Tesla's ideas. Tesla invented Alternating Current (the current we use today), but Edison gets ALL the credit. Tesla fans, unite to give Tesla the legacy he deserves.
Plus, I hugged a kid because he is a Tesla fan.
My hero is Halsey.
Of course. - Arcxia
Who doesn't? am I right? - KazutoKirigaya
It is obviously - iliekpiez
Star Wars wasn't cool, it was awesome
Guys, if you don't think it's cool, you're not a human being.5 Comments
I barely even listen to Twenty One Pilots songs. - Jasmine21064
No, I only know a few. - 3DG20
I find this nerdy
I also use this as a reason to call my self a nerd disgrace as all I know are tear in my heart ride car radio and stressed out - ProPanda
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2. When the people in P.E. go to the workout room; you would rather stay behind and read
3. You refer to eating and drinking as uploading
2. You celebrate geeky holidays like pi Day (March 14), Star Wars Day (May 4th), etc.
3. You know more people online than in person
2. When the people in P.E. go to the workout room; you would rather stay behind and read
3. You own over 1000 video games
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