Top Ten Signs You're a Nerdsupergeek149
The Top Ten
Is this supposed to be?
The list is supposed to be funny...?
Didn't know I had to laugh though...
(When nerds become overthinkers)
what listV 32 Comments
That's not just nerds; it's sensible people. - PositronWildhawk
I hate P.E. and would rather be reading my library books but ask any of my friends, I'm not a nerd. - Firemist
I. HATE. PE! Also, I am either a geek or a nerd. - geekgirl23
Hell ya.V 39 Comments
The running time of We Will Rock You by Queen is 2 mins and 2 secs and the running time of Bohemian Rhapsody is 5 mins and 55 secs. - geekgirl23
I actually do remember most songs by their length. - saturatedsunrise
Nope - iliekpiez
When I was six, I remembered a lot of songs by their run time. - PositronWildhawkV 16 Comments
This is me.But I know lot's of people in real life too. - DarkBoi-X
Well, I know more people in real life, but my amount of friends is pretty much the same: barely any people want to associate themselves with me. - saturatedsunrise
Never seen a more obvious number one in my life. Knowing most people online defines the "nerd"!
Yep, this is me, I have more friends online than in real life. I just do not follow trends like many of the other people do.V 18 Comments
I do this. - Ashes
The sad thing is that I actually do this...
Uh no - iliekpiez
Sometimes I do this because I want to learn interesting, new words that might be funny and comical. And I thought no one did this, but apparently, it is a thing. I sometimes do want to read the dictionary.V 26 Comments
What? - Firemist
What? - saturatedsunrise
Nope - iliekpiez
Charging? That's what I call sleeping. - PositronWildhawkV 10 Comments
WHAT - Misfire
You uncultured swines, I use my cerebal cortex to levitate my self. There is no such thing as the Force! - MrGuyDudeMan
lol this is freaking hilarious... - Dead_Frozen
That's hilarious! LOL - TheFourthWorldV 24 Comments
I made over 1000 video games.
Does that count?
My Best Nerd Friend Liam, owns over 9, 000 video games in his house, and he likes to play every video game. He never leaves the house. All he does is play video games and never leave the house. That's why Liam is such a Nerd.
If I die, I would be buried in video games and I love them
No - iliekpiezV 20 Comments
No - iliekpiez
Log files... if you get me...
I gosh. I play Minecraft way too much.
I don’t know any of either. - saturatedsunriseV 2 Comments
Pi day, yes. - Ashes
I like pi day because you eat pie. - Ilovestephanie
I'm not alone anymore! - Cyri
I do that.. - iliekpiezV 25 Comments
I should do this! My friends in real life have easy passwords like basketball123. - saturatedsunrise
Most of my friends passwords are like kitty36 and password. It's so obvious!
Yes my friend has the weirdest passwordV 5 Comments
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm very lonely
I'm fine with it too. - Ashes
I hate going out of the house. Unless it's school, because I LOVE SCHOL! 11 - geekgirl23
Yes that's me
What? I never get out of my ROOM! - CyriV 20 Comments
There's Antimony, Arsenic, Aluminum, Selenium,
And Hydrogen and Oxygen and Nitrogen and Rhenium,
And Nickel, Neodymium, Neptunium, Germanium,
And Iron, Americium, Ruthenium, Uranium,
Europium, Zirconium, Lutetium, Vanadium,
And Lanthanum and Osmium and Astatine and Radium,
And Gold and Protactinium and Indium and Gallium,
And Iodine and Thorium and Thulium and Thallium.
There's Yttrium, Ytterbium, Actinium, Rubidium,
And Boron, Gadolinium, Niobium, Iridium,
And Strontium and Silicon and Silver and Samarium, and Bismuth, Bromine, Lithium, Beryllium, and Barium
There's Holmium and Helium and Hafnium and Erbium, and Phosphorus and Francium and Fluorine and Terbium,
And Manganese and Mercury, Molybdenum, Magnesium,
Dysprosium and Scandium and Cerium and Cesium, and Lead, Praseodymium and Platinum, Plutonium,
Palladium, Promethium, Potassium, Polonium, and
Tantalum, Technetium, Titanium, Tellurium, and
Cadmium and Calcium and Chromium ...more
I know someone who does.
I can. - saturatedsunrise
I know the ASAP Science one. - gamingfoeealzsV 8 Comments
I don’t watch it at all. - 3DG20
Meh I the that show - Lunala
I am a nerd. Most people on this lists aren't real nerds. The Big Bang Theory is deemed unwatchable in every sense by myself and all of my different nerd friends.
Big bang theory is true. Please shut up, religious nuts. - MChkflaguard_YtV 12 Comments
I love Pokemonz - Lunala
How is Pokemon nerdy?!?!? , - Nateawesomeness
I guess I'm a nerd then... No shock here... - Ninja_Potato123
But I'm not a nerd, I'm a connoisseur! Actually, I'm both. - RiverClanRocksV 9 Comments
It's the meaning of life! On Vine, when that kid says that 10+9= 21, we all thought that he was stupid. but he wasn't. There was a higher meaning. 21 is half of 42... - ethanmeinster
Why? What about 17?
42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Thank you for being such a good read Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
You've just reminded me that I'm getting nerdier and nerdierV 5 Comments
When I see a popular girl I roast them.Just kidding. - DarkBoi-X
I'd ask Camilla this, and at the end I'd say, because it's making you ugly. - AnonymousChick
When a op ulnar girl sees me she asks about my hair because it reaches my hips, their always telling me to cut it so I usually try to avoid the annoying brats
Miss I like your hair, did you put some Hydrogen and Carbon to it?V 3 Comments
Yeah. I’m top of my class and it just kind of makes me feel better about myself when I see that a quarter of the grade is failing and my lowest grade is a 96.8. I have a problem
Well, it does interest me when I hear that my classmates fail! - saturatedsunrise
I'm not competitive, I just have to know where they're at or I go crazy.
I do that all the time. But not for competition I just NEED to know. - CartoonsGirl
I'm probably the smartest girl in my class, but that isn't good enough for me. - FennikenFan9V 9 Comments
Am I the only person who had a poster with the first 50 digits of pi in his 4th grade math class and unironically memorized all of them? - MSA33
I know it up to 3.141592653589 - geekgirl23
I know it to about 87 or 88 decimals. - allamassal
Most I know is 3.1415926535897. - CyriV 13 Comments
Not at all. - 3DG20
I also watch BBC, National Geographic and my Netflix is filled with World War II documentaries and my personal favourite Cosmos.
No, I hate history!
I am TOTALLY obsessed with the H2 channel! (The regular history channel is TREMENDOUSLY boring-nothing historic REGULARLY comes on! Only a bunch of useless reality shows. )V 2 Comments
I love Harry Potter and Hermione is me as a witch - geekgirl23
I am a total nerd because I relate to ALL of these.
but I went to a comic fest dreesed up as hermoine.
i got SO mutch harry potter stuff.
I couldn’t care less about it. - 3DG20
I hate this and what you are doing with this.V 4 Comments
Nope. I know English better than the Language I was born with. - Blight
What the hell is Klingon
Calculators are of the most significant tools that a nerd should ALWAYS carry with them! They come most in handy when dealing with large numbers such as the speed of light or Planck time, other than that any nerd could just use their brains.
Damn... I guess I am a nerd. My calculator is my best friend though. I don't think I ever left it all alone. You know your a nerd if you value your calculator more than real people. - Robobrain
If the calculator on your phone counts, then I’m guilty... - 3DG20
I don't use a calculator but my brain!
That's me! - Synchronocity
No. - 3DG20
I love reading. My favorite book series is Percy Jackson, which got me obsessed with mythology( which I did love before I read the books but I got more obsessed) and that lead to astronomy and word orgins and a lot of other things - lbelle0527
I read Harry Potter, Doawk, and a load of books about science for fun. - LunalaV 8 Comments
I own one, but I don't use it on a regular basis. That reminds me, I should use it regularly! - Misfire
No - iliekpiez
As a girl, this top is making me pissed, I'm actually a huge nerd
Yes, but not for nerdy reasons. I just use it to wack my brother in the behind when he gets annoying.V 5 Comments
Nope. - Misfire
I.LOVE. SCHOOL! Also, I love finding out complex chemical formulas and words via the internet. - geekgirl23
Absolutely not! - 3DG20
I LOVE SCHOOL! I am also a HUGE nerd!V 9 Comments
People actually do refer to me as saturatedsunrise. - saturatedsunrise
In real life, sometimes people call me lovefrombadlands, badlands trash 17, or halsey01 to make fun of my usernames.
I swear, every just calls me Cyber nowadays, lol.
'Hello, imAnEggyEgg', said my sister today.V 2 Comments
I do know where to by Alienware, whats the big deal guys! Nerds are humans not animals that people treat them like one. I'm not a nerd but I do know how a nerd feels if someone teases him by calling him a nerd. And some people are just so idiotic that they call smart people nerds.
I'm the smartest person in school, but not a nerd.
Advanced Spelling test, highest grades, Math Olympiads and yet no one has ever bother to call me a name. I am also athletic and SUPER flexible. I'm pretty lucky.
My niece and a colleague affectionately refer to me thusly.
I'm the Sheldon of band. One of my best friends is the Sheldon of science. - PianoQueen
What if that's your first name? - NateawesomenessV 2 Comments
My desk and room aren't. My inbox, on the other hand/talon, is. - Cyri
No, I’m the opposite. - 3DG20
Yes I'm a nerd, but if you saw my room...
Nope. I have all the qualities except thisV 3 Comments
Yes I have a writing disorder but I learned how to type fast
No, I write 20 words per minute. - saturatedsunrise
Excuse me - iliekpiez
Yeah I type and write REALLY fast but my handwriting is chicken scratch. - LunalaV 9 Comments
I am planning to get married when I'm older, but I'm going to try to get to a good college, and get a job with a high salary first. - ethanmeinster
I really not worrying about marriage for right now. - Arcxia
My brother doesn't have a girlfriend and he is 14. - funnyuser
I'm afraid to get married for now - NateawesomenessV 4 Comments
I know now... Thanks list. - 3DG20
The acronym HTTP stands for Hyper Text Transfer Protocol - the technology used to communicate between web servers and web users.
And yes, I am a nerd. - PositronWildhawk
Http stands for
It's the technology used to communicate between servers and users. For me, it's really important for the internet oto survive, it's part of it's ecosystem. - PizzaGuy
While https:// stands fro HyperText Transfer Protocol Secure.V 4 Comments
Sports are crap - iliekpiez
Yes... I barely even know who won the Super Bowl last year (the reason I know is because I have a brother who insists on talking about sports in my ear 24/7 and that's the only sports thing I know) and I will only be at my family's Super Bowl party for the food. (I won't watch football; I'll bring out a book about classical music or Shakespeare. )
Hating football doesn't make me a nerd. And I probably hate football more than anyone.
I Hate football but that doesn't Mean I'm a NerdV 18 Comments
I'm straight. - Misfire
*Ahem* *Ahem* Imaginary Boyfriend everyone thinks I'm weird, but you don't right, Boyfriend-kun? - Fandom_Lover
From anime, of course. - ethanmeinster
Oh god, that one's so true...V 2 Comments
I thought this applied to everyone. - 3DG20
Good - iliekpiez
I just call them pricks.
I'd prefer the term,"highly disagree".V 3 Comments
Love it! - Misfire
ME - MSA33
I love it - iliekpiez
I LOVE ITV 2 Comments
Who isn't? I mean, Star Treck, also weird paul! Awesome! - KazutoKirigaya
No. - 3DG20
Yeah who isn't
I love trekf - iliekpiez
Isn't Dilbert an adult comic?
Therefore, my parents are nerds, my friends parents are nerds, my grandparents are nerds, my cousins are nerds...
WHO doesn't READ NEWSPAPER COMICS?
My parents aren't nerds,my mom is just regular,my dad loves spicy things,I'm friends with all troublemaking bad asses,my cousins are sporty,and my grandpa is intrested in engineering and drives a motorcycle,and my grandma is just pashionette - Nateawesomeness
What if I AM the class genius? - Cyri
BASICALLY, YES! (If I am not the genius, myself. -Just kidding, I am intelligent, but not a genius-others think otherwise. )
My best friend is a genius compared to me! He's like the coolest person in school though. To me at least. - Garythesnail
My closest friend is definitely NOT a nerd. (Or geek.) But I like her, she's fun. - FennikenFan9
Yes. I watch 64, 74, 36, and 7 a lot.
This is just seriously weird. No doubt about it. - PositronWildhawk
Yeah, so totally true!
Yep. Sounds like me. - PianoQueenV 1 Comment
Batch, Python, HTML, CSS
English, Spanish (Partial)
What? I mean I say that in my head, but if I say that outloud... people will start to think I am crazy lol! - KazutoKirigaya
This is a sign that you're insane. - funnyuser
I hate that actually.
This one mad me laugh. Maybe I should say this unexpectedly! - WolftailV 1 Comment
I do not necessarily watch THOSE specific shows, but I often find myself in a much similar state afterwards.
I did just that
I mean... yeah, but at the same time... yeah - KazutoKirigaya
Hell no! - 3DG20
I know I'm not a nerd, cause I don't even need this stupid list to know, so there.
I consider my vocabulary to be pretty large, but not that large... - 3DG20
I can actually produce dictionary-quality definitions of any word I know in under a second. - Kaboom
I regularly read Wikia and Wikipedia articles
Yes... I want to be as smart as Tesla, and I know that Edison stole lots of Tesla's ideas. Tesla invented Alternating Current (the current we use today), but Edison gets ALL the credit. Tesla fans, unite to give Tesla the legacy he deserves.
Plus, I hugged a kid because he is a Tesla fan.
My hero is Halsey.
Of course. - Arcxia
Who doesn't? am I right? - KazutoKirigaya
It is obviously - iliekpiez
Star Wars wasn't cool, it was awesome
Guys, if you don't think it's cool, you're not a human being.V 5 Comments
No, I only know a few. - 3DG20
I find this nerdy
I also use this as a reason to call my self a nerd disgrace as all I know are tear in my heart ride car radio and stressed out - ProPanda
I know that! That’s cause I’m obsessed with random music.
I mean... I am not freakishly skinny, plus I don't think I am skinny though my mom does, shes ALWAYS saying you need to go outside more and I mean, technically this is outside because other wise I would be under a tree reading, man I love my mom! - KazutoKirigaya
Wot - iliekpiez
Yes I am a nerd and if you would introduce me to someone I will probably fait. Crap I should be studying by by
I'm short and underweight for my age
Aka I'm a puny nerd - Lunala
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2. When the people in P.E. go to the workout room; you would rather stay behind and read
3. You refer to eating and drinking as uploading
2. You celebrate geeky holidays like pi Day (March 14), Star Wars Day (May 4th), etc.
3. You know more people online than in person
2. When the people in P.E. go to the workout room; you would rather stay behind and read
3. You own over 1000 video games
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