Top Ten Signs You're a Nerd

The Top Ten
1 You don't laugh at this list

I laughed at this but not the list... does that make me a nerd? Nerd just means you are smarter than average (kind of) so if someone says you are a nerd take it as a compliment.

Basically, the guy/gal who created this list is a nerd or a nerd's friend...right?

I laughed my head off when I read this list and I'm a nerd!

I don't have a really good sense of humour...

2 When the people in P.E. go to the workout room; you would rather stay behind and read

I'm the nerdiest in my group of friends and yet I'm also the sportiest considering I can keep up with all the jocks in my class who are total dummies. I like PE but my friends don't even try to participate really.

I would rather stay behind at any age, but not read when I was little. I used to hate reading back then, despite liking some books, especially the Junie B. Jones series (but only when someone reads it to me, of course).

True! At PE, all I see is ladybugs being kicked, puppies ultimately distracting my team, and kids being spoiled with protection. And the brainless kids in my class still love it...

Workouts are dangerous! Who knows, you could slip on the very carefully placed blue mats and rupture your tibia, thus increasing your chances of internal bleeding!

3 You know more people online than in person

Well, I know more people in real life, but my amount of friends is pretty much the same: barely any people want to associate themselves with me.

Yep, this is me, I have more friends online than in real life. I just do not follow trends like many of the other people do.

Never seen a more obvious number one in my life. Knowing most people online defines the "nerd"!

"This is not necessarily true. Facebook crazed people who have 100+ friends onlines and maybe 2+ in person are usually not nerds.

4 You remember your favourite song in binary code or by its run time

I always remember how long my favorite songs are. Did you hear the news that Bad At Love is 3:01? How about Heaven In Hiding being 3:28? There's also a song called Strange Love that's 4:07, and let's not forget about that 4:28 song called Car Radio!

I did memorize the run time for one song a couple years ago, and even though it's not one of my favourites anymore, I can still remember it without looking at it. That song is "This Broken Soul" by Rebecca Kneubuhl and it's 4 minutes and 43 seconds.

I memorized the URL for Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" to avoid being rick rolled.

When I was six, I remembered a lot of songs by their run time.

5 You refer to eating and drinking as uploading

Nerds don't do this. Maybe sleeping as charging but that's about it.

Charging? That's what I call sleeping.

And downloading? Maybe pooping.

And charging? Hello, that's my sleep.

6 You own over 1000 video games

My best nerd friend Liam, owns over 9,000 video games in his house, and he likes to play every video game. He never leaves the house. All he does is play video games and never leave the house. That's why Liam is such a nerd.

I don't have 1,000. But I do have a lot. Hey, some girls in my school DIG nerds! I'll have you know one called me cute!

Any guys that play video games are instantly more attractive than guys that don't.

How bout over 1000 movies as well as 1000 books eh? Video games I don't keep track of...

7 You never get out of the house

Roses are red (sometimes)
Violets are blue
I love my phone
And it loves me too.

This is me but I'd old also say I'm not fond of people I would rather just be alone.

I'm pretty sure at this point you would be more of an introvert than a nerd.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love my electronics
And they love me too.

8 You know more IP addresses than phone numbers

I gosh. I play Minecraft way too much.

I don't know any of either.

9 You hack into your friends computers to remind them of how bad their passwords suck

Duh! IT's important that people don't keep their passwords lying around in a piece of paper!

I should do this! My friends in real life have easy passwords like basketball123.

Most of my friends passwords are like kitty36 and password. It's so obvious!

Ha ha that made me laugh!

10 You can sing Tom Lehrer's element song

The ASAPscience one is superior in every way, in my opinion.

Except Sheldon didn't sing the ASAPscience song while drunk. So there's that.

I know someone who does.

The Contenders
11 You are freakishly skinny

I mean... I am not freakishly skinny, plus I don't think I am skinny though my mom does, shes ALWAYS saying you need to go outside more and I mean, technically this is outside because other wise I would be under a tree reading, man I love my mom!

Yes I am a nerd and if you would introduce me to someone I will probably fait. Crap I should be studying by by

12 Read the dictionary because you want to.

Sometimes I do this because I want to learn interesting, new words that might be funny and comical. And I thought no one did this, but apparently, it is a thing. I sometimes do want to read the dictionary.

I love words, what's wrong with this? I should try that sometime, I'll improve my vocabulary skills even more!

I did it in school a few times as a kid. I don't anymore. I guess I'm a former nerd...

When I was 5, I was obsessed with The Junior Dictionary & Thesaurus.

13 You can't get by without naming one Pokemon each day

Just one? I have ongoing conversations with one of my classmates about PKM for as long as we can. We're in different friend groups sadly and none of my friends know much about PKM heck my bestie hates it.

But I'm not a nerd, I'm a connoisseur! Actually, I'm both.

I guess I'm a nerd then... No shock here...

I like Pokemon and I'm not a nerd.

14 You try to levitate out of bed using the Force

Totally, man! My thoughts exactly. I would totally want to levitate all Phoebe Halliwell style out of bed by using the Force but it didn't work out.

I imagine I have Spiderman's web shooter so I keep trying to shoot the web so it can help me get up from my bed. #Nerds Rule

I tried to get my English teacher's First Lines mug using the Force... I'm still trying!

I tried that with a cup before, and, I SWEAR, I saw the cup shake a little.

15 You actually listen to the teacher when he says be quiet

I listen when the teacher is speaking, but I do get into political debates during math class.

Long before he (OR she) commands or orders silence.

No I'm noisy and I'm the class clown, noo...

16 You have collections

I have a funko pop and a movie collection and a movie poster one kind of.

I'm a connoisseur, and I have tons of Pokemon cards. And MLP stuff.

I love Pokemon cards

17 You are obsessed in other peoples grades

Yeah. I'm top of my class and it just kind of makes me feel better about myself when I see that a quarter of the grade is failing and my lowest grade is a 96.8. I have a problem

I'm not obsessed with anyone's grades. I just think it's funny when someone I don't like fails.

I'm probably the smartest girl in my class, but that isn't good enough for me.

I'm not competitive, I just have to know where they're at or I go crazy.

18 You celebrate geeky holidays like pi Day (March 14), Star Wars Day (May 4th), etc.

I know of them but really I barely celebrate my b-day in fact my friends have to keep track of it for me cause I usually forget it... Nerds don't remember/know everything.

There's also an international chocolate day. Give you and your video game characters to celebrate or read a book about chocolate.

As a nerd, I don't necessarily care about fantasy or space, but I do love dinosaurs and Jurassic Park, so I celerabrate Jurassic June.

This makes you Geek, not a Nerd, because you said Geeky holidays, not Nerdy Holidays.

19 When seeing a popular girl; you ask her what elements are in hair shampoo

I'd ask Camilla this, and at the end I'd say, because it's making you ugly.

Miss I like your hair, did you put some Hydrogen and Carbon to it?

Whenever I see a popular girl I ask them for their digits.

When a op ulnar girl sees me she asks about my hair because it reaches my hips, their always telling me to cut it so I usually try to avoid the annoying brats

20 You really hate arrogant people

I thought this applied to everyone.

I'd prefer the term,"highly disagree".

I just call them pricks.

21 Collect figures

Oh my god I'm a nerd

22 You read books every day for fun.

I love reading. My favorite book series is Percy Jackson, which got me obsessed with mythology( which I did love before I read the books but I got more obsessed) and that lead to astronomy and word orgins and a lot of other things

I usually read them for info. Mostly political stuff.

Not every day, but I do often read books for fun!

I read Harry Potter, Doawk, and a load of books about science for fun.

23 You know pi to more than 10 places

Am I the only person who had a poster with the first 50 digits of pi in his 4th grade math class and unironically memorized all of them?

Most calculators don't even know that!

I used to know about 1,000 digits...but I forgot.

3.14159265358979323465
That's basically what I know by now.

24 If someone asks you what the answer to EVERYTHING is, you immediately respond with '42'.

It's the meaning of life! On Vine, when that kid says that 10+9= 21, we all thought that he was stupid. but he wasn't. There was a higher meaning. 21 is half of 42...

Why? What about 17?

25 You like Harry Potter

What?! Liking Harry Potter does NOT mean that you're a NERD! Who the f wrote this? Hate you for life! Just because I love Harry Potter, I ain't a nerd! Hey! I'm one of those girls who like to PARTY HARD, chill with your friends every day, spent hours with my phone on social media, date hot guys, and LIVE! LIFE! LOUD! So don't you dare accuse me or any other person of being a nerd just cause they like Harry Potter!

How is this nerdy? My mom is the one that got me into this but she isn't a nerd at all.

I am a total nerd because I relate to ALL of these.
but I went to a comic fest dreesed up as hermoine.
I got SO mutch harry potter stuff.

How does liking Harry Potter make someone a nerd?

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