Top 10 Song Titles that Answer the Question “What Was Your Least Favorite Thing About Kindergarten?”

The Top Ten

1 Wine and Jiggle - I-Octane Wine and Jiggle - I-Octane

On twice!
- TheDuttyGyal

Mummy! I was whining and jiggling in class and miss didn’t talk to me! I needed the loo!
- TheDuttyGyal

It’s such a problem in kindergarteners that it’s on here TWICE!
- TheDuttyGyal

2 I Did Something Bad - Taylor Swift I Did Something Bad - Taylor Swift

I did somethwing bad mommy.

3 Colors - Halsey Colors - Halsey

I didn’t wike weawning about the cowows of the wainbow mommy.

4 I Didn’t Mean To Burp - Preschool Pop Stars
5 That’s What I Like - Bruno Mars
6 I Don’t Know My Name - Grace VanderWaal

My name is really long, so I had some trouble writing it down in Kindegarten - kempokid

That's just... strange. - TheFourthWorld

7 Jumping On A Trampoline - Parry Gripp
8 All My Friends - Snakehips
9 Sick Boy - The Chainsmokers

Mommy, the sick boy in my cwasswoom awmost puked aww ovew my 1 math pwobwem homewowk :( it took me 30 mins to do 1 pwus 1.

10 Naked Truth - Sean Paul

The Contenders

11 Setting Fires - The Chainsmokers
12 Starving - Hailee Steinfeld

Mommy thei don giv us enuf to eat! - JosiahDBoss

13 Call the Police - Tribal Kush

Hah. Some kids actually called 911. - Muffet13

Call da pleeys! Miss! Dat guurl hit mee!
- TheDuttyGyal

14 The Kids are Coming - Tones and I

Why are all deez Kidz ere? - Muffet13

Da Kidz aw cowminng foe mee! - Muffet13

15 Play Date - Melanie Martinez

My fwiend invited me ovew fow a pway date and we didn't pway dolls I hated it so much

16 Oops!...I Did It Again - Britney Spears
17 Day 1 - Honne

I hated the fiwst day of kindergarten! So meneee stwangers!
- TheDuttyGyal

18 Kids - MGMT

Everyone else is annoying! They don’t like what I like and make fun of me!
- TheDuttyGyal

19 Temperature - Sean Paul

It’s too hot/cold! I’m freezing/melting!
- TheDuttyGyal

20 Routine - Alan Walker & David Whistle

Mommy I hate da wooteen at skool!
- TheDuttyGyal

21 Trouble - Iggy Azalea

Mommy I’m awayz in twubbwe!
- TheDuttyGyal

22 Bubbling Party - Charley Black

Mommy they had a pawty with ah bubbul musheen and da bubbulz pop an dat makey me sad!
- TheDuttyGyal

23 What I Want - Sean Paul

Mommy da teechur duznt let me doo wot ah wont!
- TheDuttyGyal

24 Man’s Not Hot - Big Shaq

They make me put my coat on outside and I’m boiling!
- TheDuttyGyal

25 Take Me Home - Cash Cash

MAM! I HATE KINDERGARTEN! TAAKE MEE HOOME!
- TheDuttyGyal

26 Everything - Michael Buble

I hate everything about kindergarten!
- TheDuttyGyal

27 Boots & Boys - Ke$ha

Miss wears weird boots! And all deh boyeez pway wiv noyzee toys! I hate them!
- TheDuttyGyal

28 The Hills - The Weeknd

The 3D map has hills that hurt when ya sit on dem!
- TheDuttyGyal

29 Instruction - Jax Jones

I ate de inzdrukshunz!
- TheDuttyGyal

Der is inzdrukshunz In kindagadun!
- TheDuttyGyal

30 2 Kids - Alice Merton

Mommee! Derez deez too kidz hoo reelee unnoiy mee!
- TheDuttyGyal

31 Broken Drum - Cash Cash
32 Bubbling Party - Charly Black

Mommy they had a pawty with ah bubbul musheen and da bubbulz pop an dat makey me sad!
- TheDuttyGyal

33 Don’t Feel Like Crying - Sigrid

But I’m sad!
- TheDuttyGyal

34 Trouble - Neon Jungle
35 Get Busy - Sean Paul
36 Jimmy - Tones and I

Derez dis kid cawwed Jimmy, and Jimmy is vewwy unnoyin! - Muffet13

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