Top Ten Quirky Quotations About Sport

The Top Ten

1 The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of a gun. (P. G. Wodehouse)

From "The Adventures of Sally".

2 Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. (Joe Theismann)

That's very good quote

3 I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first. (George Rogers)

4 I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense. (H. L. Mencken)

5 Don’t say I don’t get along with my teammates. I just don’t get along with some of the guys on the team. (Terrell Owens)

6 I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. (Greg Norman)

7 And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago. (David Coleman)

8 I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. (Andre Dawson)

Do you now? Fantastic!

9 The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. (Murray Walker)

10 I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. (Terry Bradshaw)

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