Greatest Steve Buscemi Quotes in Movies

The Top Ten

1 ''Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. P****. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.'' - Reservoir Dogs

2 ''Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.'' - Con Air

3 ''Well what do you know? It scares little kids and little monsters.'' - Monsters Inc.

4 ''King clip-on-tie there, big f***in' man, huh? You know these are the limits of your life, man! The rule of your little f***in' gate here!'' - Fargo

5 ''Little news flash, Harold ain't so perfect. Remember that time in Puerto Rico when we picked up those two, uh... well, I guess they were prostitutes, but I don't remember paying.'' - Wedding Singer

6 ''You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?'' - Armageddon

7 ''I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bulls*** everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.'' - Mr. Deeds

8 ''Just try and keep it from turning into a f***ing bloodbath, all right? Not like last time.'' - Desperado

9 ''Wrong, d***head, trick question. Lemmy IS God.'' - Airheads

10 ''I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.'' - Reservoir Dogs

The Contenders

11 "Do You Think that God Abandoned Humanity Because He Fears What He Has Created?" - Spy Kids 2

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