Top 10 Worst Things About Playing Mario Kart Wii Online

Hackers

Hackers seem to rule the awesome Mario Kart Wii world.
Here's the story of hackers: One rainy day, an epic rainstorm blew atop Mario Kart City. A Funky Kong got offended by it because it was more epic than him. He bought an item at Coconut Mall, and it was a hack box with over 9,000 hacks. He used a hack to get rid of the epic storm. It worked. But it backfired. Everyone bought an epic hacker box. But a few people didn't. Yoshi, Toadette, and Toad didn't. They saved the day by destroying 58% of hack boxes. And hack boxes can't be made again. So that 42% of people that still have a hack box, they still hack.
Note to hackers: Destroy your hack box unless you use it for fun, not to win. I hope all you non-hackers or people that use hacks for fun have a beautiful life...

Blue Shells

The spiny shell, commonly referred to as the blue shell, is a well-known power-up item in the Mario Kart series of video games. It targets the player in first place and is famous for its ability to drastically change race outcomes. The item was first introduced in Mario Kart 64 and has appeared in nearly... read more

Hackers are really bad, but how is this not number one? I was playing Toad's Factory and was second behind Waluigi on the third lap. We were at the last turn before going outside. I had a bomb and was right behind him when a blue shell came out of nowhere. I get blown up twice, Waluigi once. I'm in fourth, and Bowser knocks me into the water. I get stuck in mud and go from second to tenth.

If you are unlucky, you get hit by this three times. From first place to last place when this stupid shell hits you.

Major loss of VR points from internet disconnection

This happens to me more often than hackers appear in the game. With hackers, you can have a small chance of still getting a high place in the race (as long as there is only one hacker). Disconnection is frustrating because it happens at random times while I am playing. I hate it because I lose from 200-300 VR every time it happens.

I lost 100 points today for being disconnected. What the heck!

Players who constantly vote for the same course

One time, I was against five other people who all kept voting for Grumble Volcano, and it ended up getting picked four times in a row.

I get mad when people pick Rainbow Road because I fall off many times.

Stop voting for Luigi Circuit and vote for Maple Treeway instead!

Aggressive players

Princess Peach has the most road rage.

People with offensive display names

People who play as Peach and beat you

Princess Peach's hate base is very annoying to me.

Glitches

Thunder Clouds

These things will strike every single player except the one who uses it. It shrinks you, and you become slower than a snail. And the guy who used it rides past you looking all big and bad.

Bullet Bills

Bullet Bill is a fictional enemy character in Nintendo's Mario franchise. First appearing in Super Mario Bros. in 1985, Bullet Bills are black, missile-like characters that chase the player. They are one of the most recognizable recurring enemies in the series.

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People assuming you suck for not being Funky Kong

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Sore winners

Heavyweights

People with ugly Miis

Lag

People who throw Red Shells at you when they're right behind you

People who suck at the game and end up being your teammates in battles

Always losing

People who play Mario Kart Wii always beat me. They always cheat. They use an Action Replay!

Getting banned for no reason

People who hit you with items when you're already getting hit

Why can't that person with the item just pass you? He doesn't have to let a bunch of other people pass you too!

Blue Shell spam

This happened to me once, and it sucked, and I was only eight!