Worst Things About Playing Mario Kart Wii Online
Hackers seem to rule the awesome Mario Kart Wii World. Here's the story of hackers: One rainy day, an epic rainstorm blew atop Mario Kart City.
A Funky Kong got offended by it, because it was more epic than him.
He bought an item at Coconut Mall and it was a hack box with OVER 9000 hacks.
He used a hack to get rid of the epic storm, it worked.
EVERYONE bought an epic hacker box.
But a few people didn't...
Yoshi, Toadette, and Toad didn't.
They saved the day by destroying 58% of hack boxes.
And hack boxes can't be made again.
So that 42% of people that still have a hack box...
They still hack.
Note to hackers:
Destroy your hack box UNLESS you use it for FUN. Not to win.
I hope all you non- hackers or people that use hacks for fun have a
I think for the lose hackers like Mr. Bean are fun to race against since they're giving people free points, but I just hate for the win hackers because I think hacking to win is stupid and makes those people losers.
0 VR hacks. You gain about 1000 VR every race. 9999 VR players lose about 750. Those are not even exaggerations. Bullet Bill hacks. Infinite bullet bills every race. Auto win hacks. An automatic win. Teleportation hacks. Are these hackers Mewtwo? Item hacks. Random Blue Shells and Shocks before 30 seconds.
I have played a race where there were nonstop Spiny Shells. One after another after another. In fact, the race had to end before people were finished because of the five minute time limit. After that, I quit.
Hackers are really bad but how is this not number one? I was playing toads factory was second behind waluigi third lap we were at the last turn before going outside I had bomb and was right behind him then blue shell comes out of nowhere I get blown up twice waluigi once I'm in 4th bowser knocks me in water I get stuck in mud 2nd to 10th :(
If you are unlucky, you get hit by this 3 times. From 1st place to last place when this stupid shell hits you
*playing Mario kart 8*
Yay 1st place!
-blue shell detector goes off-
-is automatically in 8th place-
Blue shells are so annoying.
They target you and blow you up.
This happens to me more often than hackers appear in the game. With hackers you can have a small chance in still getting a high place in the race ( as long as there is only one hacker). Disconnection is frustrating because it happens at random times while I am playing. I hate it because I lose from 200-300 VR every time it happens.
I lost 100 points today for being disconnected what the heck!
Now that is terrible
One time, I was against five other people who all kept voting for Grumble Volcano, and it ended up getting picked four times in a row.
I am not a big fan of "Maple Treeway"
So I play online and...
A guy keeps voting for it NONSTOP.
I get mad when people pick rainbow road because I fall off many times.
Stop voting for Luigi Circuit and vote for Maple Treeway instead!
Princess Peach has the most road rage.
She a cry baby and grew boobs early she the world weakest person in the video games. maybe she use a Mach bike because is the best one
These things will strike every single player except the one who uses it.
It shrinks you and you become slower than a snail.
And the guy who used it rides past you looking all big and bad.
Only if internet is bad
I am one of those little kids. I don't technically SUCK (I'm actually decent), but I am constantly getting item raped. Say there's 12 people in a coin battle, and the course is GCN Cookie Land. Someone on the other team has a red shell. The five other players on your team have twice as many coins as you. That one idiot with the red shell chooses to hit you instead of everyone else. This is what happens to me all the time. Someone has an item, and they hit you and only you all the time.
People who play Mario kart wii always beat me. they always cheat. they use an action replay!
Does that happen?
Why can't that person with the item just pass you? He doesn't have to let a bunch of other people pass you too!
This happened to me once and it SUCKED and I was only 8!
Depends if it's hackers
This is why the first three Mario Kart games, the Mario Kart Arcade GP trilogy and even Mario Kart 8 are better. You wouldn't have to suffer the bratty voices of them as much!