Top 10 Things Dogs Might Be Thinking

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The Top Ten

1 Give me food

My dog thinks this all the time! - Wolftail

This is a Cat's mind. Not a Dog's. Bad list, sorry. - Blight

2 I have to go bathroom
3 I need to go for a walk
4 I don't want to get up

I have the laziest dog ever - letdot52

This is my Cat. The one that ran away. - Blight

5 Get away from me

Okay, no, just no. I don't know if you ever owned a Dog or not, but, sorry, in my opinion, this list is biased and inaccurate. My opinion, sorry. It's just... so rude. I know you don't like Dogs, but this is just downright rude. - Blight

6 I hate cats

My dogs love cats. They coexist in my home without tension between them at all. - PositronWildhawk

7 I'm bored
8 I want to play

I think this all the time. - Pug

Doesn't every living species want to play? - Turkeyasylum

9 I feel sick
10 One day I will escape this prison and take over the world

I want a dog who thinks this... - PlatinumTheHitgirl

What? It's a possibility! - YakkoWakkoDot

He he he he he so funny

The Contenders

11 Give me some water
12 Don't leave me

All my dog care about is food. - Therandom

13 I want to go in a Strip Club

This is the worst possible thing to add to the list. Are you dumb? Why on Earth would a Dog be thinking this? - Blight

MY DOG ACTS OUT ON THIS ONE

14 I'm sorry I peed on the new carpet
15 I want to go for a ride or a walk
16 Hey man, I'm hungry
17 My human is sooo stupid & sooo hard to train

Most pets train their owners.

This is an idiotic statement. No offense. It just is. - Blight

This is so true. - LokiLover2000

18 Man that huskymudkipz video was good as god!!!
19 I like Puga.
20 Who are you?

Yeah right. Dogs know their owners like the back of their paw! - Blight

21 Why do they ignore me?
22 I feel ashamed
23 Do they realize that I want to scratch their faces?

Said a Cat! A Dog would never! - Blight

24 I should go somewhere else and masturbate...
25 I like trains
26 I Hate Humans
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