Top Ten Things That Should Happen to the Teletubbies

The Top Ten

1 Cancel the Show

This show in my opinion has ripped the hearts of little kids in the 1990s.
Why? the creators of Teletubbies cancelled a show called Playdays which was a new version of Playschool.
Playschool aired from 1964 to 1988
Playdays aired from 1988 to 1997
That is really mean how a new version of a show was shorter lived and it was before Cbeebies existed.
Playschool and Playdays were educational shows.
I will always remember Mr Jolly, The Bus and Why Bird, the cartoon opening.

I love how its powerful, but no violence.

This show got canceled already!


2 Noo Noo Swallows Dipsy

Nice action

I'd love to see that!

3 Have a War With Barney
4 Paw Patrol Kicks Them

Yeah paw patrol rocks teletubbies sucks they will destroy teletubby land and hypnotize haters of paw patrol to start liking paw patrol and start hating teletubbies and they will replace teletubbies with blues clues and they will destroy the hill house and build the lookout and flood the land with there oil and skye will take care of the bunnies since the bunnies are the only good character and marshall will set teletubbies on fire and rock will put there bodies in trash and ignore do nothing on the list and leave them alone just vote this instead since I love paw patrol and I hate teletubbied so paw patrol better than teletubbies

Thank for adding this on the list I love paw paw patrol

I love paw patrol and hate teletubbies

Teletubbies are for babbles paw patrol are for older kids

5 SpongeBob Shoots Laa Laa With a Shotgun
6 Stab Their Heads Off With a Knife

Or slice their heads off with a blade by Lady LovelyLocks and her friends. - playstationfan66

7 Tell Pichu to Kick Them In a Black Hole
8 King Kong Squeezes Po With His Hand
9 Pinkie Pie Blasts Laa Laa With Her Party Canyon

And Madeline Hatter uses too much tea to Laa-Laa and get hot ;D

Because MLP is better than this... This... CRAP!

Yeah! 😃

10 Do Nothing from the List and Leave Them Alone

Its rather humiliating for the men (Tinky Winky and Dipsy) and women (LaaLaa and Po) who have to behave as babies. In reality you have to feel sorry for them, and the parents who allowed their baby to pretend to be the sun and people thought their daughter was a boy.

The Contenders

11 Elmo travels back in time and aborts the Teletubbies so they don't exist

Haha good one - andrewteel

Someone invents time travel and every mother of everyone who hates the teletubbies has an abortion.

12 Force Them Onto South Park

And have Cartman throw them off a ' cliff towards their doom prior to rule the world with Invader Zim side by side. - playstationfan66

13 Chase puts his net around them and they get trapped in his net forever

Are you talking about paw patrol

14 They Get Left On Sesame Street

Yeah sesame street has a bigger brain than teletubbies

15 Give Them Poisonous Berries
16 Spray Baby Sun With a Hose
17 Put Them in a Gas Chamber
18 Let SpongeBob Kill Them
19 Let Sonic Destroy Them as if They Were Robots

Sonic the hegehog rocks teletubbies sucks sonic the hedgehog rules teletubbies drools sonic the hedgehog wins teletubbies in the bin

That would be way past cool.

20 Rainbow Dash beats them up
21 Have a giant sized Duchess RavenWaves cut their heads off with her giant pair of scissors

If RavenWaves does that, all of the Teletubbies could be headless morons. Lady LovelyLocks rules! - playstationfan66

22 Have SheZow kick them off PBS immediately
23 Elmo Shoots them All

Elmo rules Tinky Winky drools - andrewteel

24 Set Them On Fire.
25 Freakazoid beats them up
26 A Rhydon pierces them with its horn.
27 They All Die
28 Everyone Dies and the Show Ends
29 SpongeBob Beats Them Up
30 They Get Eaten by Jaws
31 SpongeBob Shoots Them With an M16
32 Optimus Prime Crushes Them
33 The Land Gets Nuked and They Die
34 Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin Strangle Them.
35 Monkeys Throw Poop at Them
36 Twilight Sparkle Kills Them With Her Magic
37 Criminal Case's Crimson Order Killed Them and Drank Their Blood
38 Mordecai, Rigby, Bob the Builder, SpongeBob and Winnie the Pooh Shoot Them With an Ak47
39 They Get Left On Regular Show and Get Shot
40 Elmo starts shooting in the land

Yup Elmo is better - andrewteel

41 Make them watch Sanjay and Craig
42 They get beaten up by Godzilla and King Kong
43 Let Them Watch Baby Einstein

I did think the teletubbies watched baby einstein

44 Hit with Logic by Lisa Loud
45 Fennekin Burns Them
46 Buzz Lightyear Slices Them in Half with His Laser
47 Kermit the Frog Blows Up the Land
48 They Go to Kroger the Grocery Store and the Foods Come to Life and Throw Bombs to Kill Them
49 Dismember Their Body Parts, Stick Their Remains Through a Meat Grinder, Cook Them, and Eat Them
50 Thanos Disintegrates Them
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