Top Ten Things You Should Not Ask a Girl

The Top Ten

1 Can I talk to your boyfriend

I personally never had a boyfriend, BUT if some girl I never meet or knew just came up to me and asked I'd slap her.

Are you sure you want to talk to a nonexistent person? Is your vision okay? Do you need to see the eye doctor?

I would never ask a girl can I talk to your boyfriend

2 How much do you weigh

You never ask a girl her weight. Never. Under any circumstances.

I would never ask a girl how much she weighs

Not unless you have a death wish...

1,000,000 pounds of course!

3 Do those legs go all the way up

What does that mean?

4 What did you do with your hair

If you say that, its like saying what is wrong with your hair today? A girl can be offended.

I would never ask a girl what did you do with your hair

5 Can I date your sister

6 What size are your shoes

7 How old are you

8 Did you just fart

9 What is your bra size

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