Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Joke About

The Top Ten

1 People with Autism

Yeah, they can be pretty stressful (no offense) but they are people too. - JoeBoi

I was born with autism and this is not a thing to joke about. Some kids with autism can't even speak that much! I'm the total opposite! So, if you're joking about autism right now, then, SHAME ON YOU! - FuffleyandPeetah

This offense is too old already

Autistic people are bound to be obsessed with certain types of things. I have autism and whenever I pick out a Lord of the Rings character I immediately become obsessed with it and look over as much information as I can about it.

Most people at my school think I'm a freak for doing this but I'm not a freak at all. I'm just a normal person like everyone else who has a different way of thinking. And I think it's good to delve into something to learn more about it as long as you don't obsess over it for a really long time (What I mean is don't spend your time delving deeper into a character, movie, etc).

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2 9/11

I agree with you all 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

People hate Osama Bin Laden for what he did, but they make jokes about the whole 9/11 thing and they think it's funny. I don't get it. - Userguy44

This is 100% percent the worst thing to joke about! A lot of people died! HOW IS THAT FUNNY?! - FuffleyandPeetah

It was a tragedy - blackflower

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3 Parents who lost a child

You are sick if you ever joke with t

One of the worst things that could happen to a person is losing a child.

Don't lose your child or the pedophiles will snatch them up... - LordDovahkiin

You are disgusting and sick to society if you would EVER find this funny. Remember Connor Clapton? Remember that? - TheAlbinoWolf

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4 Cancer

"You're cancer" "That's cancer" "Lol cancer" Do you realize what serious topic that is? It's like prank calling 911. Cancer is something really serious, something you shouldn't joke about. It broke many people's hearts, and my grandfather died of cancer. None of us who lost someone or had someone experience it like it. Imagine your whole family die of it and it's just you

My father died of cancer and I can say that this is a horrible dead that in fact can happen to everyone. This is certainly not a laughing matter. This is a serious thing and I hope that in the future they will find a cure or a top detecting method to see cancer at his earliest stage because now they only detect early stage cancers mostly by luck.

Saying something is cancer isn't making fun of the disease. IT'S REFERRING TO THE ORIGINAL DEFINITION! - LordDovahkiin

...Why isn't this #1? It's worse than autism. Why make jokes about people who are legitimately DYING. - PaiPai

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5 Rape victims

This is why Ricegum is hated, he made fun of a girl that this happened to - B1ueNew

Rape is literally the worst thing that can happen to someone. It's on the same level as torture and murder. The percent of rape victims that suffer from ptsd is six times the percent of people who come back from war. don't joke about rape. Period.

SpongeBob: Look Gary, doubloons! Don't drop them!

Now I joke about a lot of things but I don't have the balls to make fun of this.

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6 People who are poor

This is something that can happen at everybody. From riches to rags can happen more quickly than you think or will know and I can tell you for sure that it is not something to laugh about. And about the comment of " I'll stop joking when they stop stealing ", just one thing. When they steal it's not because they want to steal. They steal to survive. When you hungry and you got nothing to lose but your life, you don't think twice about stealing.

If you do that as in JOKE about that, I'll sue ALL of you.

Oh no, I'm so afraid of getting sued by some nobody who gets offended by humor of all things - DCfnaf

I wouldn't say I'm poor...but I'm not rich either. - Mariomaster63

That's just super mean - TinyToonsGirl45

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7 People who are going through depression.

People who literally ignore you when you talk to them, say bad words every second, and joke about offensive things, Nope, they aren’t getting happier, and they think and yell about killing themselves, their punishment is depression, which gives them an ache of regret and shame.

I have depression, and I hate when people joke about it, or mock me because I'm down all the time, or say that I can control it.

Imagine how that person feels you making fun of how they feel in life

Depression happens when my nemesis is put NEAR ME IN CLASS SEAT PLAN D:

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8 Ebola

Adventure Time is better than this.

Ebola is a disease, that people are sadly dying from everyday. But, in my school, people would say "I have Ebola! " everyday, and I'd tell them to not joke about it, because Ebola is a serious problem! - kaitlynrad11

Overreactions about Ebola jokes is another serious problem - Nateawesomeness

There was a man who sneezed on a plane and he said that he had Ebola but it was a prank. That wasn't cool. - Connor360

I had Ebola soup this morning. - Puga

Ah, he made a joke about Ebola! My delicate sensibilities have been tragically offended! - DCfnaf

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9 Terrorist attacks

Come on those jokes are the bomb - fatimaislame

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject! - LordDovahkiin

What do you and Kim Jong-un have in common? They spam! (Spam is a food, and you said the same thing twice) - TeamRocket747

Nobody should joke about 9/11. - creed99

Hey terrorists win marathons and they are sure good pilots

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10 Suicide

I hanged up all my Christmas decoration there is just one more... - XxembermasterxX

Fun Fact: Suicide jokes are now a form of therapy. - XxembermasterxX

My dads brother committed suicide when he was a kid. Suicide is no joke

This is not funny

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The Contenders

11 Death of a pet

I have had two of my pets die in my lifetime. It's really sad and should not be viewed as comedic. - Cyri

Why would you joke about this? - PatrickStar

My pet just died recently - 2storm

That's way too sad for an animal lover like me. - Pegasister12

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12 Drowning newborn babies

That is just plain disgusting that should never be on the funny jokes list whoever done that to my kids I would press charges and ask them not so very kindly to leave that is disturbing and I want to have a long talk with them call the police �" unless they want a very hard ass tongue lashing they should kindly turn their ass/themselves in

Shut up! Its not funny! My boyfriend brother died because he went out the doggy door into the pool. He was 6months old! So SHUT UP! - slytherinforever

lol

Is it bad that I do this to my baby brother on the weekends.

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13 Domestic violence

There are a few things one should never joke about.. 9/11, conditions of life of poor people, suicide, cancer and other diseases; eating disorders but domestic violence takes the cake

14 Death

Grim Reaper does not approve. - XxembermasterxX

Death isn't funny, especially if it's the death of a loved one. It's no joke. You have to be one sick person to joke about that and think that it's funny!

A couple years ago, a 5th grade boy died. He was riding a four-wheeler and he got in front of a truck, and it killed him :(.. I didn't know about it until people started wearing his funeral. and just Recently, a year old baby died from surgery. She was born with half a heart. After a few surgeries, they accidently put water in her brain (too much water or something like that ) and she died the next morning ;(. - funnyuser

A few years back, a 6th grader in my school died from an unknown cause. (I think it was something to do with the stomach) And some person, some heartless person began to make JOKES about a person in our grade DYING. It's not funny, and it never will be. - Turkeyasylum

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15 People with a dead parent

Everyone is going to have a parent pass away during their life so why joke about it? - JoeBoi

My grandma had a deceased parent in 2007 and now to this day. So unlucky. NEVER JOKE ABOUT HER! OK?

I lost my mom when it was 5 in 2007 back then, but seriously. What's the point of joking about a person with a deceased parent? It's not funny, it's basically a manner of making fun of family members that suffered the loss of a parent. So I believe that this is something not to joke about. It's not funny, and there are better things to joke about rather than joke about a person or anybody who lost their parents their whole lives.

These jokes are for those with the worst, lowest senses of humor. If someone's parent passed away, leaving the offspring miserable, the least you can do is not crack a taunting yo mama joke (which most aren't that funny, anyway). It's sad, really, that people actually joke about this. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

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16 The Holocaust

This is definitely the thing you should never ever ever talk about. Probably the most serious one. It's both terrifying and inhumane. More than 5 million have died by various tortures. That includes being thrown into a pit of fire or being slaughtered in a mass shooting. Many families were divided and loved ones could not tell if their family or friends were still alive or not. Death was so sudden. If you want to know what hell looked like, you should look at the Holocaust.

All the people who joke about this make me sick. Get educated you uncultured little pricks, look up how many people actually died. Then you won't find it funny. - SassyEquine

Did Jew know that I did Nazi that coming - The_Living_Breathing_Idiot

I did Nazi all these jokes coming, Anne Frankly I'm offended you got here first.

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17 Orphans

Why can't orphans play baseball, cause they can't find a home

This list is about people who DON'T joke about these things. So share your opinion somewhere else if your gonna joke around - Swiftdawn

Life is dogmatic, if you try to apprehend it.

What does that mean dogmatic?

Why do orphans always lose in SORRY,they don't have a home - Nateawesomeness

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18 People whose weight is different

" I mean, people should be allowed to make fun of people who CHOOSE TO BE FAT. " preach on, the idiots that disliked your comment are so funny.

My 18 year old brother is fat and autistic and I have to secretly follow him so that he doesn't get bullied though I'm half his height I'm able to fight people. - AlphaQ

I don't care if someone's pencil-thin or a bit wider, it's not cool to joke about others' weights! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

I mean, people should be allowed to make fun of people who CHOOSE TO BE FAT.

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19 Black people

Same with Whites or any other races. This isn't okay. - PaiPai

I'm half-black. Me and my friends make a FEW racist jokes. - AlphaQ

20 Killing your parents

I love how the two comments here are so different
Like, one is saying "You should love and treasure your parents! Bet you're gonna cry when they die" and the other's just like "LOL who wouldn't want to kill their parents? parents suck"
Just saying

That means your life going to suck even somewhere you love them probably when they die you will cry I sure will

Who doesn't want to kill their parents. I hate them they are asses

21 Animal abuse
22 People who are blind or deaf

We don't go around making fun of Helen Keller. These other people, in a way, are no different. - Turkeyasylum

Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. - LordDovahkiin

No one should ever joke about these two disabilities!

What if they're legally blind? - Puga

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23 Anne Frank Anne Frank Annelies Marie Frank was a German-born diarist. Anne for short. One of the most discussed Jewish victims of the Holocaust, she gained fame posthumously with the publication of The Diary of a Young Girl in which she documents her life in hiding from 1942 to 1944, during the German occupation of the Netherlands ...read more.

She’s just a little girl

Anne Frankly, I don't care. - LordDovahkiin

24 Bronies Bronies

Making racist jokes about them can be bad - Neonco31

25 Jews

People who joke about this are called the hitler or evil.

International law decrees only Jews can joke about Jews - SoldierOfFortune

Why can't jew stop being so sensitive about these jokes?

Come on people! You don't like to joke about Jews?

26 People who lost certain body parts

Well it's kinda sad :(
EDIT:Ignore my comment - CerealGuy

My teacher only has 1 hand, she was only born with 1 hand. - IHateDoveCameron

Some people are born with 2 hearts or 1 on the left side or 3 kidneys, - Harri666

Nah, they're perfectly 'armless. - IronSabbathPriest

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27 People's dead parents
28 Religion

I'm Catholic and I believe that the jokes about The Pope abusing children are not okay at all. But I still find them funny nonetheless since I know that they are not real.

Did not mean to vote

29 HIV/AIDS

I heard my Deaf brother has hearing AIDS and I'm so positive!

HIV is the only positive thing about my life. Damn, I'm on a roll! - Puga

AIDS is very serious. - Connor360

You know Freddie Mercury had aids, he was having a good time but aids has some powerful stopping power

30 Addicts
31 People who can't talk

I'm absolutely speechless. - IronSabbathPriest

This happened to a boy at my class.

32 War

War... war never changes

I don't get how kids think it's funny to Sieg Heil in the hallways at school. Go back to hell where you came from.

33 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of ...read more.

Did Jew know that Holocaust jokes are offensive, Anne Frank-ly I don't find them funny. People who make jokes about Hitler can burn in a fire.

I literally hear Nazi jokes all the time.

Frankly I mean say that I say that I joke about hitler all the time 😂

34 Sandy Hook Elementary

Hmm I mean if you can make a really funny joke... I guess its worth a shot. - fatimaislame

Other than that, How was class?

35 Transgendered people
36 Homosexuality

I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fvck it

Being a lesbian myself, I am pretty fine with more harmless and friendly jokes/puns, especially if it is kinda relatable. But if it appears homophobic and/or the word "gay" is used as an insult, it ain't okay. Smh. - PaiPai

37 Murderers
38 Having a gun when on an airplane

Yeah jail time for ya

Isn't this terrorism?

39 People who are intellectually disabled

No matter how you look at it, you shouldn't ever joke about this. It's wrong and just disrespectful.

People with Autism you mean.

No dude not autism it’s poeple that can’t walk but either way it can be handled easily but no jokes!

40 People who are shy

This is somehow above dead babies. And this is coming from a guy that is shy ( if I don't know you ).

I’m a shy person. - Lunala

41 Sexual orientation

Hey hey I made a cereal for gay people. It's called fruity screws.

Joking about this is ok. - LordDovahkiin

I'M GAY! - LordDovahkiin

Every day LGBTQ kids like me, are going through bullying and depression. This isn't a thing to joke about. - Pegasister12

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42 Relationships
43 Cutting

It's not just a phase MAAA

It’s like not funny AT ALL when people make cutting jokes. It took me an extremely long time to get out of cutting, and even now I’m dangerously teetering on the edge of falling back into the habit. Please don’t make jokes about it because it really hurts survivors’ feelings, it makes us feel worthless, or unwanted, or that cutting is the correct decision.

CRAWLIIING IN MY SKIN, THESE WORDS THEY CANOOT HEEAAAL

44 Slavery

Want one. - IronSabbathPriest

45 Naked grandmas

I find this funny! - Mariomaster63

46 Manchester Attack at Ariana Grande Concert

I hate people who say that this bombing thing was fake - StayAlive

That concert was the BOMB! - GamingSanx

47 The "Making The Bus Monitor Cry" Video

A little funny but very mean

48 Dyslexia

What's wrong abuot maeking joeks abuot deslyxia?

49 Dead baby jokes
50 Boston Marathon Bombings

Yeah making fun of this is just crossing the line guys

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