1 "I love how music can take you away to another place - for example, Kanye West is playing in this restaurant so now I'm going to another restaurant."
See the funny thing about this one is that you stole all these from Jimmy Kimmel, and then replaced Mumford and Sons with Kanye.
I liked this one the most. LOL
Haha - What a gem!
2 "I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a continuous loop than listen to Ariana Grande's new album"
How does Ariana do it?! She's getting torn apart by people she doesn't even know and she just has this adorable laugh while reading it! I think Ariana's one of the most talented people I know
I don't know what a queef is but I think I'd agree.
3 "I feel like Britney Spears is stalking me on the radio. Quit forcing your suckage on me you tired hag!"
4 "Well, Kelly Clarkson is on, time to go poop."
5 "Honestly, saying Blink-182 is your favorite band is like saying I'm okay living with herpes."
6 "I left more talent in my toilet this morning than Green Day has ever had. Green Day sucks!"
7 "It's a good thing Ray Romano is funny, because his face looks like a dump I took today."
8 "I just farted and it smells like Wale's entire discography."
Haha. That bad, eh? Or does Wale's entire discography stink just that bit more?
Funny list. Thank you for the laughs, DaWyteNight.
9 "Yo DJ Khaled, focus on getting your own fat ass in shape guy, you can't inspire people to be great when you haven’t seen your d**k in years."
10 "Pitbull is starting to grow on me...kidding. I hope his voice box gets destroyed by a gorilla d**k"
11 "Katy Perry has a voice that reminds me of balls covered in glass sliding down my throat"
She kinda does though
12 "50 Cent is a moron and needs to be kicked in the ballsack"
Most of these comments are not very original nor creative.
13 "Just when you think maybe the world is gonna be okay, Big Sean comes out with a new piece of s*** song"
14 "I wish I could make s***** music like Rae Sremmard and make millions of dollars for it"
I'm sure most people would love to make a millions of dollars.
15 "Imagine a pile of s***, but then that pile of s*** takes a s***, that's what Trippie Redd looks like"
Lol, if I had to be honest, Trippie Redd kinda looks ugly.
16 "Hey, what happened to T-Pain? There's still a massive market for s***** music"
T-Pain fell off because he had little longevity from the start.
This one actually made me laugh.
17 "Wiz Khalifa looks like a homeless woman"
Haha this is true though.
It's kinda true though.