Top Ten Most Useless InventionsCazaam Here's some actual things people have invented. Why? Is the question to ask. These products have no good uses whatsoever.
The Top Ten
Plug it into your computer, Turn on your computer and watch in awe... as nothing happens. This is more of a scam than anything. - Cazaam
My USB pet rock died... I was so depressed. I buried him in a sand bucket - UglyBullV 1 Comment
Oh my god why? A reservoir which you take to your golf game to wee into... Yeah. Anyone who has bought this abomination is an idiot. Did you ever think just to empty your bladder next to a tree? - Cazaam
It sounds delicate. It probably wouldn't last 5 seconds outside. - BlueTopazIceVanillaV 1 Comment
It sounds good on paper but when you think about it, it truly is a fail of an invention. Wouldn't the rain just dribble down your leg and into your shoe anyway? Yup, it will. - Cazaam
One of those people who treat their shoes like gods will buy this. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Oh no I keep getting finger smudges on my phone! Try the Phone Fingers! An invention which makes you look even stupider whilst using your phone. And no, it doesn't help, rather it can cause scratches. - Cazaam
The teacher caught you looking at porn again? Just watch it at home, and not use something which makes you look like a total retard as well as having limited view to your screen in the first place. - Cazaam
Useful if you have no lungs. Not useful if you were dead which you would be without lungs. So not useful at all. - Cazaam
It sounds like a good idea, but you can't go out if the ground is wet and what about if it starts raining? Damn. - Cazaam
Headbands, the solution to everything. Well no. Another pointless invention to take money out of the pockets of the idiots that roam the world. - CazaamV 1 Comment
Underpants for your hands. For those who don't like their hands going commando. I don't get it. - CazaamV 1 Comment
What...the only thing it does is hide your corpse
Selfie sticks are tools for narcissism. In other words, they're tools for tools! The only reason this isn't higher on my list is that someone recently died being stuck by lightning because it's essentially a lightning rod. Good!
Stupides invention ever. Darts are made sharp to stick to the board. Inflatable things are supported by concealed air, so it will pop as soon as you use it. Then you will have to keep buying more of these to play. Whoever made this was on drugs. - BlueTopazIceVanillaV 1 Comment
No one has had trouble drinking out of a straw. Not one person ever! Have fun trying to grasp it with your mouth while it swerves around, making you look like an asshole. If you're having trouble drinking, just tilt the cup or move it down a bit. What kind of bull innovation is a straw that bends? WORTHLESS.
First of all, its not candy, its rock sugar, and like all things I don't want to eat, it comes stringed like a candle and takes seven days to make! This is the people used to eat when panhandling for gold was still a career choice and every piece of music people listened to still had a banjo in it. Even when it comes on a stick, its like a shish kebab made out of rose thorns. Its to hard to eat and feels like eating nothing. If you want to eat a spoonful of sugar, go ahead! I'm not stopping you, idiot! Just don't call it candy!
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