Top Ten Most Useless Inventions

Here's some actual things people have invented. Why? Is the question to ask. These products have no good uses whatsoever.
The Top Ten
1 USB Pet Rock

Its funny because you just have have a pet rock on your computer sitting there while you laugh at it but it's so useless and for the fact that is so useless, that's what makes it more funny.

Plug it into your computer, Turn on your computer and watch in awe... as nothing happens. This is more of a scam than anything.

The entire point of the original Pet Rock was the instruction book, not the rock itself.

Never bring back the dumbest fads of the past and update them.

2 UroClub

That part in the commercial where he's using it in the kitchen...ugh, gross! I would kind of feel sorry for someone who had to tell their spouse not to urinate in the kitchen, especially with kids running around. Besides, most houses have a bathroom, so that's just crude and lazy.

Oh my god why? A reservoir which you take to your golf game to wee into... Yeah. Anyone who has bought this abomination is an idiot. Did you ever think just to empty your bladder next to a tree?

I regret looking this up. I should've taken the comments more seriously...

3 Toilet Paper Hat

It sounds delicate. It probably wouldn't last 5 seconds outside.

4 Shoe Umbrella

It sounds good on paper but when you think about it, it truly is a fail of an invention. Wouldn't the rain just dribble down your leg and into your shoe anyway? Yup, it will.

One of those people who treat their shoes like gods will buy this.

5 Diet Water

It would make sense if they added vitamins, fiber etc.

6 Phone Fingers

Oh no I keep getting finger smudges on my phone! Try the Phone Fingers! An invention which makes you look even stupider whilst using your phone. And no, it doesn't help, rather it can cause scratches.

7 Noodle Fan

Useful if you have no lungs. Not useful if you were dead which you would be without lungs. So not useful at all.

8 A Parachute That Opens On Impact

What...the only thing it does is hide your corpse

9 Screen Privacy Hood
10 DVD Rewinder
The Contenders
11 Handerpants

Underpants for your hands. For those who don't like their hands going commando. I don't get it.

Do they have hand diapers?

12 Glass Hammer

Must be bulletproof, but even then, the expensive price of manufacturing makes the normal hammers better in the first place.

13 Exhaust Vent Grill

Who want's a poisonous burger?

14 Inflatable Dart Board

Stupides invention ever. Darts are made sharp to stick to the board. Inflatable things are supported by concealed air, so it will pop as soon as you use it. Then you will have to keep buying more of these to play. Whoever made this was on drugs.

Comes with patch kit

15 Air Conditioned Shoes

It sounds like a good idea, but you can't go out if the ground is wet and what about if it starts raining? Damn.

16 TV Remote Headband

Headbands, the solution to everything. Well no. Another pointless invention to take money out of the pockets of the idiots that roam the world.

An invention which further complicated a simple remote.

17 Homework
18 Selfie Stick

Selfie sticks are tools for narcissism. In other words, they're tools for tools! The only reason this isn't higher on my list is that someone recently died being stuck by lightning because it's essentially a lightning rod. Good!
-Maddox

People who do selfies are not narcissists, please do not bully on here.

19 Child Lock
20 Useless Box
21 Fidget Spinner
22 Butter Stick
23 Wrapping Paper

You're never going to use it again when you've unwrapped your presents.

24 GT200
25 Pure Crystal TV
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