Top Ten Most Useless InventionsHere's some actual things people have invented. Why? Is the question to ask. These products have no good uses whatsoever.
The Top Ten
Its funny because you just have have a pet rock on your computer sitting there while you laugh at it but it's so useless and for the fact that is so useless, that's what makes it more funny.
Never bring back the dumbest fads of the past and update them.
Plug it into your computer, Turn on your computer and watch in awe... as nothing happens. This is more of a scam than anything. - Cazaam
My USB pet rock died... I was so depressed. I buried him in a sand bucket - UglyBull
I regret looking this up. I should've taken the comments more seriously...
That part in the commercial where he's using it in the kitchen...ugh, gross! I would kind of feel sorry for someone who had to tell their spouse not to urinate in the kitchen, especially with kids running around. Besides, most houses have a bathroom, so that's just crude and lazy.
Oh my god why? A reservoir which you take to your golf game to wee into... Yeah. Anyone who has bought this abomination is an idiot. Did you ever think just to empty your bladder next to a tree? - Cazaam
It sounds delicate. It probably wouldn't last 5 seconds outside. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
I actually think it is quite handy - tohall01
It sounds good on paper but when you think about it, it truly is a fail of an invention. Wouldn't the rain just dribble down your leg and into your shoe anyway? Yup, it will. - Cazaam
One of those people who treat their shoes like gods will buy this. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Oh no I keep getting finger smudges on my phone! Try the Phone Fingers! An invention which makes you look even stupider whilst using your phone. And no, it doesn't help, rather it can cause scratches. - Cazaam
Useful if you have no lungs. Not useful if you were dead which you would be without lungs. So not useful at all. - Cazaam
What...the only thing it does is hide your corpse
The teacher caught you looking at porn again? Just watch it at home, and not use something which makes you look like a total retard as well as having limited view to your screen in the first place. - Cazaam
Who want’s a poisonous burger?
Underpants for your hands. For those who don't like their hands going commando. I don't get it. - Cazaam
Do they have hand diapers? - UglyBull
It sounds like a good idea, but you can't go out if the ground is wet and what about if it starts raining? Damn. - Cazaam
Stupides invention ever. Darts are made sharp to stick to the board. Inflatable things are supported by concealed air, so it will pop as soon as you use it. Then you will have to keep buying more of these to play. Whoever made this was on drugs. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Comes with patch kit - UglyBull
Headbands, the solution to everything. Well no. Another pointless invention to take money out of the pockets of the idiots that roam the world. - Cazaam
An invention which further complicated a simple remote. - Kiteretsunu
Does not exist you idiot.
USELESS because YOU can't GET IT OFF.
People who do selfies are not narcissists, please do not bully on here.
Selfie sticks are tools for narcissism. In other words, they're tools for tools! The only reason this isn't higher on my list is that someone recently died being stuck by lightning because it's essentially a lightning rod. Good!
I think this is for destressing.
HOW CAN YOU SEE THREW THAT
No one has had trouble drinking out of a straw. Not one person ever! Have fun trying to grasp it with your mouth while it swerves around, making you look like an asshole. If you're having trouble drinking, just tilt the cup or move it down a bit. What kind of bull innovation is a straw that bends? WORTHLESS.
First of all, its not candy, its rock sugar, and like all things I don't want to eat, it comes stringed like a candle and takes seven days to make! This is the people used to eat when panhandling for gold was still a career choice and every piece of music people listened to still had a banjo in it. Even when it comes on a stick, its like a shish kebab made out of rose thorns. Its to hard to eat and feels like eating nothing. If you want to eat a spoonful of sugar, go ahead! I'm not stopping you, idiot! Just don't call it candy!
If you think you save time with a dishwasher, you're a dumbass. When you scrape the food off the dishes to put them in the washer, guess what! You're already done! Just get some dish soap and finish the job! I don't wanna have to do the dishes, put them in the washer, wait forty minutes, and them load 'em out again! Here's the amount of times when I found a grain of rice using an automatic dishwasher. ZERO. On the other hand, I can't go a week without seeing lip smudges or food marks on dishes in restaurants or houses that use automatic dishwashers!