Top Ten Ways Babies Are Better Than Adults

Stewie is a fictional character.
You could invent a cartoon about the most evil baby on earth more evil than Stewie go on try.

They will in the future. All adults are just grown-up babies.

They steal. They grab stuff from people all the time.

*cough cough* Stewie *cough*

My relatives are Asian and all the men tried to feed the babies alcohol as a joke during family parties

Unless some really dumb person pours alcohol into their bottle instead of milk.

Ever heard of fetal alcohol syndrome?

Unless if some really stupid and unstable person gives a baby a cigarette or vape.

It's very likely they will when they grow up.

This list is making me get why adults pretend to be babies.

Eventually they will.

Absolutely not. The meanest adults I know have them.