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The Contenders: Page 3
I never thought anything could beat out Plan 9 From Outer Space, but this one did it. It was as though to 12 year old kids made a movie, and had nothing better to write than fart jokes. I'm astounded that this movie was made, distributed and shows up on my movie channels.
What else can I say? I'm struggling to fully express just how excruiciatingly bad this movie really is.
Plan Nine from Outer Space is bad, it's fun to watch. A guilty pleasure that's fun to make fun of. "Meet the Spartan's" can't be that because while watching the "comedy" you are insulted. It insults you as a movie-goer. It insults you as an adult with a brain. And it REALLY insults you if you spend money to watch it.
From the beginning of the movie to the end (a varitable lifetime goes by waiting for this movie to end. I think time goes faster when you're on a stairmaster) you see one gross, immature, unfunny gag after another in a movie that has no continuity, rhythm or storyline. And like I ...more - corebare32
They just took two random movies and swapped them together. I mean meet the parents combined with 300? What the hell do these two have in common? You can't do that. It looks half assed and lazy at worse. There were even rumors that seltzer and friedberg didn't even see the films they were mocking. They just saw early production pictures from the set and shouted "make it look like that! " and I wouldn't be shocked if that was the truth. The need for their movie to put in references to other movies got so bad that they didn't even need to have anything in common with it.
300 rules * * meet the spartans and the director the producer and the rest... thank you...
THIS IS SPARTA! - MinecraftHaterV 9 Comments
In case you've never heard of this, it's a movie about a tire that's alive and can blow people up with just it's mind. That alone should put this movie in the top ten. It's meant to be a horror movie but I was laughing the entire time. That should secure it a spot at #1
This movie is so dumb its hilarious. It is a tire (named Robert) who comes to life and blows people up with his telekinetic powers. Spoiler: at the end, he is killed, and is reincarnated as a tricycle and kills a guy in a wheelchair and rides off to Hollywood, whilst summoning a convoy of tires - ryanrimmel
If I were literally dieing of boredom somehow, I would not watch this movie again. I felt stupid and ashamed for watching the whole thing. I kept thinking "maybe at the end something profound will happen that will justify the time I just waisted... or just redeem the whole experience somehow", but no. It was an abomination from start to finish!
It is a stupid tyre that rolls around a western town and it is unoriginal and also a dumb idea for a "horror" movie to begin with. - MinecraftHaterV 19 Comments
This could have been the next lord of the rings. But because these idiotic directors ruined the movie, chris paolini's fame took a nosedive. - TKDCats312
Oh, my God, I was laughing throughout the entire movie. Which is interesting, considering that the movie was meant to be dramatic.
I fell asleep during this movie and when I woke up It was still boring and then I switched it off and you probaly get the point now
Sapphira?! What have they done to youV 32 Comments
Also the ruler of atlantis was not king neptune, but somebody else named lord royal highness. And they've turned atlantis into a generic alien colony instead of the classic mythological approach. And this atlantis was not too far away from bikini bottom. My car keys are more lost than this civilization!
Speaking of plot holes, when did Plankton show up? And how was it that he got out of the van through an exhaust pipe when it was clear that the van only ran on singing, not fuel?!
Now I know what you're all thinking "SpongeBob is for kids! " yeah well by the time this movie aired, SpongeBob had a very large adult following. in fact, up to sixty four and a half million viewers who've watched this movie premiered, almost half of them were eighteen or older! So they've basically screwed over almost half their audience.
It's A T.V. Special - BlueSheepYTV 25 Comments
There's a fine line between stupid and clever and Steve Martin misses it completely. His portrayal of Clouseau is so annoying that you cannot help but hope that he messes up completely. (SPOILER: sadly he won't). - tommydeath
I didn't see any pink panther at all I only say detectives
What is this movie never seen itV 1 Comment
Man, I only liked the first 2, before everyone hates me I want to say something, I think he looked scarier in that sack
Why is this here? It's a good movieV 3 Comments
If this is the Japanese version of Godzilla, ITS AWESOME, if it's the American version, screw that, Japan rocks
The problem I have with this movie is that it takes the name of Godzilla. It isn't that bad of a monster movie to be honest. But like I said...it takes the name of Godzilla
As a Jurassic park movie it's not bad, but sucks as a Godzilla movie.
Why do the japanese always get the cool stuff? - MinecraftHaterV 4 Comments
They couldn't even do a polar bear. That bear looks like Baloo from the jungle book.
Terrible voice acting, monotone and lifeless
"I'm going to check with the doctor if I'm clinically still alive."
The scene where the bear corners the kids at the cliff and roars had the worst sound quality I've ever heard, it literally sounded like they just looked up the sound effect on YouTube and held the computer up to the mic
I saw Nostalgia Critic's review of this and wanted to sue the directors and everyone involved. - LeiaSkywalkerV 7 Comments
Even worse than the original... Who would ever even want t see this awefuleness
Anything with "high school musical" in the name I despise.
I hate this move, I can't stand this move, I'm blind from this movie, I can't hear because of this movie.
I loved this movie When it endedV 9 Comments
I liked it when I was younger (even though I hated Shark Boy) and it still looks okay now. However at least it's better than Spy Kids: All the Time in the World. That movie sucked (the original three were better). But for the longest time I thought Lava Girl and Carmen Cortez (from Spy Kids) were played by the same actress until I looked up the cast list of this movie.
The special effects are a bit cheesy, it kinda reminds me of spy kids, but those are the only flaws. But, it's still one of my favorite movies. SO don't be a HATER!
This movie was absolutely terrible! The plot was stupid. Not to mention almost the whole movie was Green screen so it didn't look realistic whatsoever! There is so much singing. It kind of reminded me of Spy Kids but just a horrible version of it. It's also cheesy and idiotic. The easy way to put it THIS MOVIE SUCKS!
This movie is so bad, it's a meme. - GengarGuyV 33 Comments
So many plot holes. Lex isn't Lex, but his son. Batman kills people and doesn't feel bad about it. Metropolis is only a few blocks away from Gotham. Best part was the fight scene which ended horribly. Doomsday was created by mixing Lex's blood and the Kryptonian DNA of General Zod. Superman can hear Lois Lane but can't find our where his mom is. Nothing makes sense. - VicarSlayer23
So true. I hate these emo characters. This film was meant to be edgy but none of it made sense or was very good. Zack Snyder has ruined DC. I hate this movie.
Batman v Superman, Angry Birds, The 5th wave, Huntsman winters war, and Alvin and the chipmunks road chip were so far the worst movies this year.
This movie wasn't perfect, but it definitely wasn't terrible or awful, it was decentV 12 Comments
There is no reason why it shouldn't be in the top 5 or at least top 10. When people think of Catwoman, they think of the villain in Batman. This movie turned Catwoman into a heroine with superpowers and the special effects were one of the most cheesy of all time. Unlike a lot of the movies on this list, Catwoman was awarded a Razzie (which goes to horrible movies). The only reason why the movie was even made is because people wanted an excuse to see Halle Berry in a sexy outfit. It won in the categories of Worst Picture, Worst Actress (Halle Berry), Worst Director, and Worst Screenplay. The movie was also awarded seven Golden Raspberry nominations in 2005, including Worst Supporting Actress (Sharon Stone), Worst Supporting Actor (Lambert Wilson) and Worst Screen Couple (Halle Berry and either Benjamin Bratt or Sharon Stone). Halle Berry showed up to receive the Razzie and she said herself "First of all, I want to thank Warner Brothers. Thank you for putting me in a piece of s***, ...more - bishop.moore07
How is this 79th? It's so cheesy and predictable
Stupid film why is she like a cat I think if she was a bear it would be a better film
Barley anything to do with it's source material and won a lot of Razzies! Not to mention Halle berry's speech!V 6 Comments
Good God is this movie extremely bad! Really, really, really bad! Some moron over in Italy decided to make ANOTHER ANIMATED FEATURE-LENGTH RIP-OFF of James Cameron's Titanic! I can't believe I live in a world where two of these exist! And I am not kidding when I say: this one is like 5 times worse than the other one. Yes, there is a Titanic movie out there, worse than one that features talking geese, Mexican mice that snuck aboard the Titanic and - I'm not kidding when I say this: a RAPPING DOG! Like I said: this movie is one of the two child-friendly adaptations to James Cameron's Titanic, and this one is easily the worst of the two. This movie is just basically taking one of the biggest tragedies that ever happened and giving it child-friendly elements and felt like they HAD to give this story a happy ending which in itself is why this movie is going to bomb no matter what. Needless to say: It's not going to improve the story or make it any better for kids, it just insults the dead ...more - Virtualman
The ghosts of the people that died on the titanic must be banging their heads on the wall because of this movie. Like seriously, a rapping dog? Yes people, A RAPPING DOG?! This movie is a massive disgrace to the normal titanic.
How is this below Napoleon Dynamite?
Titanic is NOT a legend! - MinecraftHaterV 12 Comments
Most hyped up movie that is bull
This should actually be higher. The series actually became worse with every film!
41?!?!?! I hate all the twilight series but comparing between them eclipse is the worst
of all, it's so boring and pointless. But then again, that's the point of twilight, being pointless.
What twilight? That is a noot noot (means that is terrible)V 4 Comments
I loved this film. It's a bit low budget but it's not THAT bad.
Come on, let's be serious. This is a movie for kids of 1year to 6 years old. For them it's fun and entertaining. You don't expect critics from that category of age. It's for that category of age that this movies were made. It's a little bit ridiculous to critic as an adult movies made for very little kids.
Seriously? This is aimed at kids at least in preschool. A lot of people say "Dora sucks! She's stupid! " I didn't stop watching Dora the Explorer until second grade, and I think it's a wonderful children's show. It introduces the idea of learning a foreign language, which make sure people smarter!...(I wonder if Dora will be banned in America because she has a Spanish heritage) Just don't put any movies on this list that are obviously aimed at a Younger audience! - SeeU
Children won't become retarded for watching this kind of movies. Your comment is ridiculous about how children will be retarded kids. When they will grow up they will get over it and become " normal " human beings. Let children have their funs. Dora saves the crystal kingdom is one of the funny things for them.
No wonder why bleach has big sales. - MinecraftHaterV 16 Comments
I hate it, the first two movies plus the fourth one were better.
Bad movie, bad soundtrack choices, etc.
The movie isn't bad, the soundtrack is annoying though.
Worst film everV 11 Comments
Never heard of it
Sharks cannot roar. However, Roaring has been reported by some victims of shark attacks. What happens is that if a shark attacks when slightly below the surface, large amounts of water can rush into it's gullet. When the air is then forced out, it makes a "roaring" Sound.
The Original Uncut Ending of this Movie is Better than the Ending where the Shark gets Impaled and Blows Up. This Ending had the Shark impaled and sinks to the bottom of the ocean
If Steven Spielberg directed this, this movie would have been way better than it actually is. But no. Also, sharks cannot roar, proving the directors didn't think the entire thing through and that this movie is terrible. And they only made this movie to get money out of unsuspecting citizens who loved the original Jaws movie.
Really? It's bad enough they made a 3 but just really a 4! Your Joking right! Jaws 1 was a classic movie and still is, I LOVE IT BUT I just can't even with Jaws 4! When something's a hit sure people understand you want to make a second version to get more mula but Jaws 4 Is OFF THE LIMITS! Not to mention awful animation for shark, bad acting, BAD! Just STOP MAKING MORE JAWS MOVIES! It's an awful /&/7)/@: movie so I'm telling you don't watch it, don't even look at it, Talking about it makes me sick! Ugh! WHY! Just Don't watch it please! It's crap 💩, old CRAP! Jaws:the revenge is an awful, stupid, piece of crap name IT AWFUL, AWFUL.. in conclusion this movie is crap!V 17 Comments
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