Top Ten Worst Songs to Play at a School Dance


The Top Ten

1 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

They actually play this at my school dances. What has this world come to? - AngryByrd

If this played at my school dance (which wouldn't happen since I graduated and never went to a school dance) I would walk out the front door and never go to a school dance ever again. - Gehenna

I would feel bad if this happened to some poor school - bobbythebrony

My friend went to a school dance while I stayed behind from it in a classroom with other friends because I didn’t want to go. I made a good decision. When I asked my friend about the dance, he said Anaconda started playing, and literally 3/4 of the girls in the gym started twerking to the song. Needless to say, I was pleased I didn’t go to that dance.

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2 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
3 Baby - Justin Bieber

Good thing this song didn't become popular until after I got out of high school.

This happened once at my school. I don't wanna go into further detail. - ethanmeinster

They played this at my GLOW dance.

4 Hangover - PSY

Honestly, from what kids listen to these days (Bad And Boujee, Black Beatles, etc) this would be ok - TopTenListmaker

5 Addicted to Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse

I highly doubt it will ever be played at a school dance

That album cover! So disturbing! - RiverClanRocks

Why can't they play it? I wish it was played at my school dance

HIDE THE IMAGE - Hotheart123

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6 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
7 2 Girls 1 Cup Song - Jon Lajoie
8 All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor

This happened in my school... - venomouskillingmachine

Mine too. It was UNCENSORED.
- TheDuttyGyal

9 Lollipop - Lil Wayne
10 Friday - Rebecca Black

The Contenders

11 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber

They played this in a lesson once. Let’s just be thankful that we were writing complaints about the bad grammar on it!

12 Just a Friend - Biz Markie
13 Never Too Much - Luther Vandross
14 Miami - Will Smith
15 Come and Get It - Ice Cube
16 Home - Gym Class Heroes
17 Raining Blood - Slayer
18 Let's Get This Party Started - Korn

A little too depressing for a school dance.

19 Sexting - Blood On the Dance Floor

Now all the kids will learn Sexting

20 7/11 - Beyonce
21 I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred

I'm too sexy for my car... - galaxyfox

22 Mein Teil - Rammstein

I didn't mean to vote for this. What is this song anyways? - RiverClanRocks

23 Tick Tick Boom - the Hives
24 Ain't It Fun - Paramore
25 I Love It - Icona Pop

why? - TopTenListmaker

26 Bodies - Drowning Pool

This is the best song to play at a school dance! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! - AngryByrd

27 Make It Rain - Travis Porter
28 I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

This song rocks why is it here? - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

I love this song to. But I don't think it would be appropriate to play at a school dance. I mean, Adam screaming "I hate everything about you! "

29 Disciple - Slayer

I could just imagine everybody air guitaring to this song at a school dance! - AngryByrd

30 Ratchets - Lil Debbie
31 House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie
32 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
33 Turn Down for What - DJ Snake

If they do play this, then I'm never going to another dance EVER again.

34 Date Rape - Sublime
35 My Homies Still - Lil Wayne

How can you even call this music?

36 Dance (A$$) - Big Sean
37 Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin
38 Dirrty - Christina Aguilera
39 Gay Bar - Electric Six
40 F*** a Dog - Blink-182
41 Dead Skin Mask - Slayer

Are you kidding? They should play this song at every school dance! - AngryByrd

42 97 Bonnie and Clyde - Eminem
43 Disposable Teens - Marilyn Manson

We're all disposable teens I guess.

44 Ass-N-Titties - DJ Assault
45 Big Booty Judy - Money Montana
46 Daddy - Korn

I accidentally voted. I hate Korn. Korn sucks

47 Hitler Was a Sensitive Man - A*** C***
48 Closer - Nine Inch Nails
49 Ms. New Booty - Bubba Sparxxx

That would be horrible.

50 My Name Is - Eminem

That would be pretty inappropriate.

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Top Remixes

1. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
2. Friday - Rebecca Black
3. Baby - Justin Bieber
1. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. Baby - Justin Bieber
1. Just a Friend - Biz Markie
2. Never Too Much - Luther Vandross
3. Miami - Will Smith


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