Top 10 Worst Video Game and Console Ideas

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21 miniPolyStation 3

A crazy cuckoo cross between Polystation (whose name alone is a ripoff of PlayStation) and Gameboy (small display for relevant games)

22 Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing

Although "You're Winner", this unfinished driving simulator is LOSER.

This "racing game" is so glitchy it was probably programmed by the Glitch Gremlin.

23 LJN Video Art

Worst video game console EVER!

The biggest reason this MS Paint ripoff sucks can be summed up in three little words: Laughing Joking Numbnuts

24 Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

An interactive romantic comedy: A plumber, a daddy's girl, chickens, crazed yuppies, evil bosses, shower scenes, race cards, panda, a nun. Get it? No, I don't get it! This crazy joke is so poorly thrown together it contains the weirdest title screen ever and no "real" animation after said title screen.

The least playable "game" on the 3DO

How is this crazy joke a video game, anyway!

25 Hyperscan

Scanning cards to make video games work? No wonder the hyper-SCAM is as phony as a three-dollar bill!

Ignoring homebrews, only 5 or 6 games were released for this joke console.

26 Kinect Game Boat

An inflatable raft that doubles as a video game accessory?

27 Tiger Wrist Games

Even the Odyssey (nothing but squares on a black background) is less primitive than Tiger wrist games.

64 bits, 32 bits, 16 bits, 8 bits, 4 bits, 2 bits, ONE bit, HALF-bit, QUARTER-bit, THE WRIST GAAAME!

28 Pokemon Black & Blue

One of the many resons I despise PETA - Frouze

Let's sing The PETA Song! (tune: The Pokémon Song)
People Eating Tasty Animals: Stupid trolls for animals since 1980
We don't care if our accusations make less than zero sense
We don't care if our image of Pokemon is as fictional as the evening news
We just can't stand anything that teaches people to abuse animals!
POKEMON! What a cruel farce of a game, cruelty to animals is insane
They beat each other black and blue
POKEMON! Gotta free 'em all... YEAH!

Bashing McDonald's Wednesday to Tuesday even if it's a slow news day
Hating SeaWorld July to June, we freak out when animals die too soon
Our goal is total animal liberation, whether our world's animals like it or not
We don't care if our president is the dumbest animal abuser of all!
POKEMON! What a cruel farce of a game, cruelty to animals is insane
They beat each other black and blue
POKEMON! Gotta free 'em all from PETA!

29 Highlander (Jaguar CD)

Worst Jaguar CD game EVER!

30 Dragon's Lair (NES)

Getting stuck on the first screen of the game is no fun.

31 NES Hands-Free Controller

A video game controller you would wear like a vest? Talk about crazy!

32 MiWi Xtra

This joke console is a ripoff of a joke console (Intec Interact) which is a ripoff of the Wii.

33 Fester's Quest

Gun upgrades that make your ammo go around enemies? Did the Addams Family program this game?

34 Shaq Fu

Shaquille O'Neal + Kung-Fu + Laughing Joking Numbnuts = Shaq-Fu

35 Xbox Kinect

At least this motion-sensing equipment contains a separate infrared sensor for precise motion sensing, unlike the wireless air 60 (which is a cross between this joke and the wireless 60).

36 3DO

Several 3DO models were produced but they had only ONE controller port and controllers can be daisy-chained together starting from the one plugged in to the system. What were they thinking!

How dare they call Super NES or Sega Genesis (or Atari 2600 or NES or Super Genintari, for that matter) "baby toys"!

37 Atari 5200 Controller

A bunch of telephone buttons tacked on to a video game controller?

The joystick doesn't center very well :(

38 Nintendo Powerglove

Power Glove my gizzard!

The Power Glove's biggest success came when Lucas used it to play Rad Racer in a movie called The Wizard. "I love the Power Glove, it's so bad" it's good... good for laughs!

39 Original Xbox Controller

This is one time when the original is as phony as a three-dollar bill.

40 Tiger R-Zone

This is just an abomination. It's like a crappy version of the Virtual Boy. As if the VB wasn't already a pile of junk! It combines the mundane gameplay of Tiger electronics (though it would make sense, they were both made by Tiger) and the eye strain and red-and-black graphics of the Virtual Boy. The VB was supposed to replicate virtual reality, and at least it did in some games. There is no way that Tiger came even close to trying to replicate that idea. It would seem like a crappy bootleg sold in flea markets and stuff, but no! It's a real, licensed console! The worst one in history, in my opinion.

This crazy excuse for a video game console is no better than the virtual boy (note the lowercase letters).

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