Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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121Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel-n***a - Lil Wayne - Bandz A Make Her DanceV1 Comment
122Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy - Lil Wayne - IANAHB

He better be careful. A shark's skin is so rough that it can cut your hand.

What waht in the name of jesus did he just say laugh out loud enough said

What the hell is wrong with this guy?

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123I hope you get testicular cancer in the brain, dickhead. - 2 Chainz - Beautiful Pain

I don't think that's even possible.

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124I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your rear, rear, rear. - Eminem - Numb

This is either the best or worst lyric ever. I'm not sure which.

This line overcomes me with fear, fear, fear

Whenever you feel down, remember the butt police.

Does anyone feel that PositronWildhawk hates Eminem because of this?

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125You might got more cash than me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a n***a's ass like me. - Cannibus - Second Round KO

I hope Cannibal looked over this line and double checked 5 times!

Cannibus: "I can toss salid like no one else. Also, I'm rich."
Eminem and other people he had beef with: "..."

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126Me not working hard? Yeah, right. Picture that with a Kodak/and, better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak. - Pitbull - Give Me EverythingV1 Comment
127My paragraph alone is worth five mics/A twelve-song LP, that's 36 mics. - Redman - 5 BoroughsV1 Comment
128I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian/Like Japanese, Chinese or even Asian. - Chingy - Balla Baby

Japanese and Chinese people ARE Asian, dumbass.

129Swag, swag, swag, swag, bruh/Brang-dang-dang your girlfriend. - Lil B - Ellen DegeneresV1 Comment
130Put Molly all in her champagne/She ain't even know it/I took her home and I enjoyed that/She ain't even know it - Rick Ross - U.O.E.N.O.

Not only deeply disturbing, but rapped so tamely... It just gives me goosebumps. Lock your doors and windows, hide your children. Rick Ross is here.

Wow so not only is he fat, ugly, and overall retarded, he also likes to drug woman to have sex with them. World's greatest rapper ladies and gentlemen.

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131If you don't judge my do rag, I won't judge your red flag. - LL Cool J - Accidental Racist

Ok. So not judging do-rag makes up for years of injustice? Make sense.

132If a bitch try to get cute Imma sock her, throw a lotta money at her then yell f*** her, f*** her, f*** her! Then yell f*** her! Then Imma go get my Louisville Slugger! - Nicki Minaj - Bottoms Up

These lyrics are utterly terrible, but Nicki raps them as well as one could.

133Yeah I golf; putt too/Swallow balls; nuts toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - Nicki Minaj - "Romans In Moscow"V1 Comment
134Versace, Versace - by Migos

Says that for 90 percent of the song

135I'm MC Hammer Fly, You Can't Touch J'S So Fly I Should Work at Flight Club Read More: Miley Cyrus - 23 Lyrics | Metrolyrics

I'm pretty sure this guy copy and pasted.

136She'll eat your heart out, like Jeffrey Dahmer - Katy Perry - Dark Horse

Jeffrey Dahmer ate more than just the heart but thanks for asking (not).

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137I stay around the white like the Ku Klux Klan - Nicki Minaj - Grindin
138The watch me crank that Robocop - Soulja Boy - Crank That (Soulja Boy)

Even worse than the superman line.

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139Roll joints bigger than King Kong's fingers - Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild & FreeV1 Comment
140I work harder than hard working - Lil Wayne - UnstoppableV1 Comment
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
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1. You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho - Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Ho"
2. All she eats is d***, she's on a strict diet - Love Me - Lil Wayne
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