Top Ten Weird Alternative Names for the Sport of Swimming

The Top Ten
1 Game Of Strokes

Kind of reminds me of a really popular Television series

2 Poseidoning

This is what swimming should be called

The water god

3 Faking Amphibian
4 Aquatic Terrestrial
5 Kinetic Floating
6 Tunneling Dihydrogen Oxide
7 Free Breast with Back to Side and a Butterfly

All the common strokes in order.

8 Art Of Competitively Not Getting Drowned
9 Water! Water! Water!
10 Poolnastics
The Contenders
11 Water Harassing

It's the other way round

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