Top 10 Advised Commandments of Writing Comments On the Internet

Here are some advised commandments that really should be followed, but rarely are.

The Top Ten

1 Thow shalnt not right wit por SGP.
2 Thou piece of s*** shalt not motherf****** use excessive f****** pro-f*****'-fanity.

I f****n' agree with this f****n' item as a f****n' sign of f****n' against f****n' profanity, I f****n' use excessive f****n' profanity. May f****n' peace be f****n' upon you... *Irony* - WalterWalker66

4 Thou shalt respect and constructively criticize others' opinions

But if they insist that it's "their opinion", and they can't take your criticism, no matter how constructive it is, they don't deserve respect at all.

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5 Thou shalt give logical reasons why you dislike an artist, person or product.

Okie dokie then, I hate Mars Bars because it purposely exist and killed my parents when I was 7 - WalterWalker66

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6 Thou shalt remember the saying: "Revenge is a dish best discarded in a dumpster by an abandoned restaurant plagued by rats."
7 Thou shalt not be egotistical and stuck-up because I'm better than all of you anyway ;p Haters gonna hate

(Note: That title does not indicate MY ego. Call it a self-demonstration title or something. )

If you watched Powerpuff Girls or Rugrats, did you remember the stuck-up girls which were, respectively, a secondary antagonist and a protagonist? Do you feel good that you'll never meet anyone like that in real life?
WRONG. The internet may have douchebags every once in a while that believe that they're sent from God to become a heir of the throne, while YouTube celebrities and largely known users like Pewdiepie and Britgirl (again, respectively, ) wipe their arses with Mark Zuckerberg's skin.
In reality, they're peasants reaching up screaming profanity while the actually well-known people are throwing bones down at them.
Please, don't act like a dumbass. A little ego goes a long way. Like, a long way from civilisation, alienated in a desert. - ArchAces

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8 Thou shalt be reminded of overused comments, and how they never should be used at all.
9 Thou shalt not get into a flame war.

So, does this mean you shouldn't get into disagreements? Well, not everybody is gonna agree with you and you can discuss on a certain topic that you would like to gain deeper knowledge about, so you can explain your sides well.

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10 Thou shalt have fun on the sites.

YouTube is not about who can be the most offensive. It's about sharing your creations, while people give you feedback and warm up your day like saying "This is real neat. Subscribed for more from you. You have a lot of potential."
So stop the trolling. Stop the flaming. Smarten up and embrace the site as the creators intended you to. - ArchAces

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