Top 10 Advised Commandments of Writing Comments On the Internet

Here are some advised commandments that really should be followed, but rarely are.

The Top Ten

1 Thow shalnt not right wit por SGP.
2 Thou piece of s*** shalt not motherf****** use excessive f****** pro-f*****'-fanity.

I f****n' agree with this f****n' item as a f****n' sign of f****n' against f****n' profanity, I f****n' use excessive f****n' profanity. May f****n' peace be f****n' upon you... *Irony* - WalterWalker66

3 THOU SHALT NOT TURN CAPS LOCK ON.
4 Thou shalt respect and constructively criticize others' opinions

But if they insist that it's "their opinion", and they can't take your criticism, no matter how constructive it is, they don't deserve respect at all.

5 Thou shalt give logical reasons why you dislike an artist, person or product.

Okie dokie then, I hate Mars Bars because it purposely exist and killed my parents when I was 7 - WalterWalker66

6 Thou shalt remember the saying: "Revenge is a dish best discarded in a dumpster by an abandoned restaurant plagued by rats."
7 Thou shalt not be egotistical and stuck-up because I'm better than all of you anyway ;p Haters gonna hate

Well, I'm pretty confident on my comment writing. I'm confident, that's why I write them. - Kiteretsunu

8 Thou shalt be reminded of overused comments, and how they never should be used at all.

Overused comments as well as overused memes, terminologies and stolen ideas. - PositronWildhawk

9 Thou shalt not get into a flame war.

So, does this mean you shouldn't get into disagreements? Well, not everybody is gonna agree with you and you can discuss on a certain topic that you would like to gain deeper knowledge about, so you can explain your sides well.

10 Thou shalt have fun on the sites.
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1. Thow shalnt not right wit por SGP.
2. Thou piece of s*** shalt not motherf****** use excessive f****** pro-f*****'-fanity.
3. THOU SHALT NOT TURN CAPS LOCK ON.
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