Meanest Things Kaeloo Characters Have Done

Anyone who knows about the Kaeloo series knows that it relies heavily on sadistic humor, i.e. characters being mean to each other and getting abused. This list compiles some of the horrific actions the characters have committed. (I love this show, but it's super mean.)
The Top Ten
1 Threatening to kill his friends for money - Mr. Cat

In the episode "Let's Play Gangster Poker," Mr. Cat tricks his friends into thinking they owe him money and then threatens to shoot and kill them if they don't pay up.

Mr. Cat's friends: Love him, care about him, and forgive him for everything.
Mr. Cat: Threatens to shoot them.

Most of the things Mr. Cat does are atrocious, but this particular incident takes the cake!

2 Setting a building with his friends in it on fire - Mr. Cat

Kaeloo decided that beating Mr. Cat up for being a perv was more important than rescuing her friends, who were trapped in a burning building.

Whoever put this on the list forgot to mention that Kaeloo didn't bother helping them get out either.

Part of the blame goes to Kaeloo for ignoring their cries for help.

3 Sending Quack Quack to Hell - Mr. Cat

What makes this the worst is that if it hadn't been for Quack Quack, Kaeloo and Stumpy would have wound up in Hell too, thanks to Mr. Cat's stupid "prank."

Quite the escalation, considering how early it is in the show's run.

4 Putting fake photoshopped nudes of Pretty on the internet - Stumpy

Pretty posted a picture of Stumpy vomiting online, so he edited a photo to make it look like she was naked in the bathroom and posted it on social media for everyone to see. Disproportionate retribution much?

Is Pretty a bad person? Yes, she is. But does that mean she deserves to have fake nudes of her put on the internet for everyone to see? No, it doesn't.

Agreed. Pretty is still a minor, and even though Stumpy took down the original post, it could have been reshared. This episode was a new low for Stumpy.

5 Refusing to save Stumpy's life - Kaeloo, Quack Quack and Pretty

In one episode, Stumpy fell into a pit of quicksand. When he asked Kaeloo, Quack Quack, and Pretty to help, they ignored him until he told them he had all their food in his backpack. Only then did they rescue him.

This relates more to their general mistreatment of Stumpy. The Very Special Episode details just how hard a toll it's taken on him.

Kaeloo also did this in "Let's Play Hide and Hunt," because she was selfish.

6 Shooting and killing a horse - Pretty

The Miam Animation dub actually removed this scene, though they left the part where she threatens to euthanize another horse intact.

Senselessly cruel. This exemplifies Pretty's disrespect for things she is no longer interested in.

She could have just returned the horse to Kaeloo, who she took it from, instead of killing it.

7 Kissing Mr. Cat when he was unconscious - Pretty

One time she saw him lying on the ground, passed out after drinking too much. Did she help him or make sure he was okay and didn't need medical attention? No, she kissed him and posted a picture online so people would think he was her boyfriend.

This has happened more than once. In one episode, Pretty even knocked him out just so she could kiss him while he was unable to refuse.

I'm pretty sure that counts as sexual harassment, and, in the instance where she knocked him out, assault and battery.

8 Killing and abusing sheep - Mr. Cat

He mostly does it for 3 reasons, none of which are valid:

1. He was bored. I mean, go watch TV or read something!
2. He wanted to let off some steam. He could just get a punching bag.
3. He wanted attention from Kaeloo. There are millions of other ways to get attention from your crush.

9 Wrecking Mr. Cat's car with him inside - Stumpy

Just because Mr. Cat refused to play a board game with him doesn't mean Stumpy had to almost kill him.

10 Kissing Mr. Cat against his will - Kaeloo

The poor guy looks absolutely traumatized afterward. Does she apologize? No, she has the gall to ask him if she can do it again!

And when he's traumatized by it, Kaeloo nonchalantly tells him that it's "okay" since "kissing isn't violent."

So basically, Kaeloo sexually harassed Mr. Cat and decided that it was okay.

The Contenders
11 Electrocuting Stumpy to keep the fridge running - Quack Quack

This was in one of the comics. The power goes out, and Quack Quack builds an electricity generator and puts Stumpy, who is apparently an "excellent electrical conductor," inside it, repeatedly electrocuting him just to save the food in the fridge from spoiling.

I feel kinda sorry for Stumpy when stuff like this happens. One of his friends is willing to torture him for the sake of food, another doesn't care about seeing him tortured, and the third one is horrified but doesn't do anything to help.

Mr. Cat didn't care either. He just took notes on the experiment. Only Kaeloo felt bad for Stumpy.

12 Making Quack Quack fall into a precipice and get eaten by alligators - Mr. Cat

And this was done entirely out of jealousy because Kaeloo said Quack Quack was her best friend. Seriously, Mr. Cat is way too possessive of Kaeloo.

The right thing to do when you feel like your best friend is getting closer to someone else is to try to strengthen your relationship, not hurt the other person.

This was jealousy being taken to a whole new level.

13 Forcing Quack Quack to strip in public - Mr. Cat
14 Not allowing Mr. Cat to keep talking to the therapist - Kaeloo

Mr. Cat suffers from many mental issues that are causing him to be the sadist and psychopath that he is. Maybe a therapist could help him, and he could stop hurting others. However, Kaeloo pushed him away, at best because Mr. Cat and the therapist were teasing her for her lisp, and at worst just because she was bored.

By not allowing Mr. Cat to keep talking to the therapist, she is also hurting Quack Quack and everyone else Mr. Cat will attack in the future, if you think about it...

The worst thing you can do to a mentally ill friend is drag him home from therapy because you got bored waiting while he was trying to work through his issues.

15 Body-shaming Kaeloo - Pretty

Kaeloo already has body image issues, and Pretty just makes them worse by telling her she looks fat and/or ugly.

16 Tricking Mr. Cat into a relationship just so she could have his babies - Kaeloo

Kaeloo wanted to have a baby, so she asked Mr. Cat out on a date so that she could seduce him into sleeping with her. She didn't mention this plan to him, making him think she wanted a real relationship, when in reality, she was just using him to get pregnant.

It's really mean to lead someone on like that. Kaeloo does have a crush on Mr. Cat, but she shouldn't trick him into thinking she wants a real relationship if all she wants is to have his babies.

17 Revealing embarrassing secrets about the main four to the public - Pretty

Just take one look at Kaeloo's face as she hears Pretty talk trash about her on live television.

She made Kaeloo almost start crying.

18 Tricking Quack Quack and Eugly into breaking up - Mr. Cat and Stumpy

"Oh look, our friend got a girlfriend and is really happy. Let's make them break up because he's spending more time with her than us! Yeah, that'll prove what good friends we are!"

19 Emotionally manipulating Mr. Cat into confessing to something and then punishing him for it - Kaeloo

Kaeloo physically and emotionally hurts Mr. Cat and shows no remorse, even though Mr. Cat clearly felt bad when he thought he had hurt her. This is one of the worst episodes where Kaeloo favors Quack Quack over Mr. Cat.

Thank you, whoever added this item! Why is it so low? I thought everyone hated this episode.

The infamous "Courtroom Drama" incident, which all the fans hate so much.

20 Accusing Mr. Cat of criminal activity with no evidence and punishing him for it - Kaeloo

Quack Quack's yogurt stash went missing and was later found. There was literally zero evidence that Mr. Cat stole it, but Kaeloo punished him anyway because "nobody else would do something like that."

21 Excluding Kaeloo from a party for being "weird" - everyone except Mr. Cat

The events of this episode sickened me. Pretty invites everyone except Kaeloo to a party. Kaeloo thinks her invitation got lost in the mail and shows up anyway. Under the influence of Olaf - and Stumpy, whom Kaeloo has been a good big sister figure to for practically his whole life - Pretty yells mean insults at Kaeloo and forces her to leave.

Everyone is pleased by this except Pretty, who, in a rare moment of kindness, feels guilty for what she did, and Mr. Cat, who leaves the party to go comfort a crying Kaeloo.

22 Lying to Kaeloo that Quack Quack died - Mr. Cat

"Oh hey, one of your closest friends is dead." "Haha, I was just kidding." What the fudge, Mr. Cat?

Does he not realize how much grief that could have caused her?

23 Trying to rape Kaeloo - Mr. Cat

In Episode 19, it was the worst thing. In Episode 21, it didn't seem as bad because Kaeloo was trying to seduce Mr. Cat into sleeping with her just so she could get pregnant, with no regard for his feelings.

"I'm just exercising my marital rights!"

24 Burning Stumpy's comic books - Kaeloo and Mr. Cat

What's worse, Kaeloo didn't even have a valid reason for burning them. She just set them on fire because she doesn't like comic books.

On two separate occasions ("Reading Books" and "Treasure Hunt"), Stumpy has had his favorite comic books burned by his "friends" Kaeloo and Mr. Cat, who don't show any remorse for what they did. Mr. Cat even calls Stumpy a spoiled brat for crying about it.

25 Stealing a treasure from the main four - Olaf

Olaf sent Kaeloo, Stumpy, Quack Quack, and Mr. Cat on a dangerous treasure hunt and promised to give a special reward to whoever found the treasure. They risked their lives to find the treasure, only for Olaf to steal it and escape without even giving them the reward he promised.

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