Worst Things About Barbie

Barbie should try saying that to a person who has an incurable disease. "Getting better is obviously possible, even if the doctors tell you that they can't cure your disease." But seriously? This may sound pessimistic, but not everything is possible. Flying isn't possible, immortality isn't possible, and super quick reflexes aren't possible. That means that even if you yelled willpower and "I can do it if I just hope!" all the time without actually working toward those things yourself, they'd still remain impossible for you. (Heck, I gave examples of things that are proven to be impossible for normal humans.)

People took a doll too seriously. Dolls are one of the oldest toys. Barbie is a plastic, inanimate object that little girls play with and adults collect.

Thanks for making a generation of young girls become anorexic.

Did you guys forget she is a doll? So, of course, it's possible for them to design her like that.

I hate Barbie too. She's been forever bad, but a direct-to-video movie about her being a secret agent is coming out soon. Now that's an all-time low. Barbie needs to go away for as long as the universe exists.

(UPDATE FROM 2017: Wow, this last sentence is total cringe. Did I really used to think that?)

In one episode, she just walked right past someone who had fainted.

Yes, she is the queen of all Mary Sues. She is such an idiot! She practically never once in her life thought of even giving to charity. She is the definition of ugly, stupid, unrealistic, and just plain dumb. Here are a few reasons why you should hate Barbie:

1. She is annoying and repetitive. The only thing she ever talks about is being rich, pretty, and hot guys. Terrible example for little girls.
2. Completely sexist. You do realize that she needed help from two men to fix her stupid technology issues, right? Don't worry, girls - you are amazing and smart, unlike stupid Barbie.
3. Completely racist. The other races in Barbie actually get the lesser fashion choices compared to the original Barbie. I have never in my life even seen an Asian Barbie. The toy is racist.
4. She isn't even physically possible. No one on Earth could be that slim. Even science proves it. Barbie, stop trying to make a whole generation of girls anorexic, alright?
5. She is selfish. Once again, she hasn't given anything to her friends or family. So selfish, that bratty idiot.
6. She thinks the only good color is pink. Literally, blue is much better.

Well, if you still want to buy a doll for your little girl, then try Bratz dolls. Especially without their makeup on, they look so incredibly realistic, and their body size is actually realistic. Hope you hate Barbie now!

Having multiple careers does not make you a feminist genius, Barbara Millicent Roberts! You're so slimy and disgustingly fake!

Especially the most recent one. For those reading after 2023, the live-action one helmed by Greta Gerwig and starring Margot Robbie.

They're all about girly stuff like fashion and magical girly creatures. Just search Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale and you'll realize how annoying she is.

Her blonde hair, the fact she's skinny, her blue eyes. Shall I go on?

People hate her because of her looks - her thin body and breasts.

She is a doll. Oh wait, nowadays she has a cartoon. Who cares?

Yes, if she were at least somewhat deep, flawed, and unique...

I don't think little girls really pay attention to how thin she is or her breasts. She is just a doll.

She obviously got surgery or something. How is it possible to be that skinny?

Have you seen the new Sindy doll that came out in 2016? She is no longer like Barbie but more like an original doll - a child.

What's wrong with having blonde hair?

I love Barbie, but is she perfect? I also think she's rich, right? But I still love her.