Worst Things About Barbie

For the Barbie fans, you may leave because everyone has their own opinion. Thanks.

1. Her saying "anything is possible"

   Barbie should try saying that to a person who has an incurable disease. "Getting better is obviously possible, even if the doctors tell you that they can't cure your disease." But seriously? This may sound pessimistic, but not everything is possible. Flying isn't possible, immortality isn't possible, and super quick reflexes aren't possible. That means that even if you yelled willpower and "I can do it if I just hope!" all the time without actually working toward those things yourself, they'd still remain impossible for you. (Heck, I gave examples of things that are proven to be impossible for normal humans.)

   I added this one. Oh yeah, Barbie, time travel isn't possible (yet), magic isn't possible (yet), and many things aren't possible. And it's said so many times. Ugh.

2. She only cares for herself

   I hate Barbie too. She's been forever bad, but a direct-to-video movie about her being a secret agent is coming out soon. Now that's an all-time low. Barbie needs to go away for as long as the universe exists.

   (UPDATE FROM 2017: Wow, this last sentence is total cringe. Did I really used to think that?)

   In one episode, she just walked right past someone who had fainted.

3. She think that the only good colour is pink

   

   I don't mind pink, but Barbie uses it WAY too much. It literally takes over Barbie.

   Why? Pink is the worst color ever. I hate pink, it's horrid.

   Pink looks good on a lot of characters, like Madoka Kaname from Madoka Magica, but Barbie makes everything pink. It's ridiculous.

4. She thinks everyone loves her

   Well, guess what, Barbie, NOT EVERYONE LOVES YOU.

5. She isn't medically possible

   People took a doll too seriously. Dolls are one of the oldest toys. Barbie is a plastic, inanimate object that little girls play with and adults collect.

   Thanks for making a generation of young girls become anorexic.

   Did you guys forget she is a doll? So, of course, it's possible for them to design her like that.

6. She's a Mary Sue

   Yes, she is the queen of all Mary Sues. She is such an idiot! She practically never once in her life thought of even giving to charity. She is the definition of ugly, stupid, unrealistic, and just plain dumb. Here are a few reasons why you should hate Barbie:

   1. She is annoying and repetitive. The only thing she ever talks about is being rich, pretty, and hot guys. Terrible example for little girls.

   2. Completely sexist. You do realize that she needed help from two men to fix her stupid technology issues, right? Don't worry, girls - you are amazing and smart, unlike stupid Barbie.

   3. Completely racist. The other races in Barbie actually get the lesser fashion choices compared to the original Barbie. I have never in my life even seen an Asian Barbie. The toy is racist.

   4. She isn't even physically possible. No one on Earth could be that slim. Even science proves it. Barbie, stop trying to make a whole generation of girls anorexic, alright?

   5. She is selfish. Once again, she hasn't given anything to her friends or family. So selfish, that bratty idiot.

   6. She thinks the only good color is pink. Literally, blue is much better.

   Well, if you still want to buy a doll for your little girl, then try Bratz dolls. Especially without their makeup on, they look so incredibly realistic, and their body size is actually realistic. Hope you hate Barbie now!

7. She has an annoying voice

8. She's overrated

   She gets too much attention for being "hot and pretty" (yeah, right...).

9. She has her own show

10. She has an annoying song called 'Barbie Girl'

    Hey guys! Look up Weird Al Yankovic's parody of it called Ugly Girl. It's way better and shows what Barbie is really like!

    I can't believe they made Vocaloid covers of this song.

    I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world... HATE IT. No offense to the creators.

The Newcomers
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    Her movies are cash grabs

12. ?

    She's a stereotype

The Contenders

13. She's a diva

14. She has bad movies

    They're all about girly stuff like fashion and magical girly creatures. Just search Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale and you'll realize how annoying she is.

    Especially the most recent one. For those reading after 2023, the live-action one helmed by Greta Gerwig and starring Margot Robbie.

15. People just love her for her looks

    Her blonde hair, the fact she's skinny, her blue eyes. Shall I go on?

    People hate her because of her looks - her thin body and breasts.

16. She has long blonde hair

    What's wrong with having blonde hair?

17. She's hated by a lot of boys

18. She isn't real

19. She's too girly

20. She wears too much pink

    If her whole body and everything that surrounds her turned pink, I'd freak out.

21. They're still making dolls of her

    I know, right! Mattel needs to stop with all of their Barbie crap.

22. She has too many accessories

23. She's getting a movie about her becoming a secret agent

    Barbie as a girl James Bond? That sounds stupid. I haven't seen any James Bond movies (except one, which is that older Skyfall movie).

24. She's dumb

    Having multiple careers does not make you a feminist genius, Barbara Millicent Roberts! You're so slimy and disgustingly fake!

25. She is boring

    She is a doll. Oh wait, nowadays she has a cartoon. Who cares?

    Yes, if she were at least somewhat deep, flawed, and unique...

26. She's too skinny

    I don't think little girls really pay attention to how thin she is or her breasts. She is just a doll.

    She obviously got surgery or something. How is it possible to be that skinny?

    Have you seen the new Sindy doll that came out in 2016? She is no longer like Barbie but more like an original doll - a child.

27. She's ugly