Top 10 Most Unrealistic Anime Couples

These are the couples that you just find too unrealistic to ever actually happen. They either have no chemistry together or are so bad to each other that it's baffling how they got together in the first place. And no, these don't have to be canon. They can be absurd ships that you see on the internet.

Please remember that this is my opinion on these certain ships. You're free to add your own. I'll list my ten choices, and the rest is up to you.

The Top Ten

Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno (Naruto)

It's impossible to believe Sasuke loves, or even likes, her after not contacting his supposed "wife" and daughter for 10 years - not even a call or a letter. They don't even have a photo together as a couple. Sakura had to use a photo of another woman. Sasuke doesn't even want to kiss her or show any gesture of affection after being away for 10 years, and then he goes on another journey.
And Sakura accepts all of this! She still looks like a smitten teenager in love with her crush. Her fans praise this idiocy of Sakura's as if it means her love is very faithful. Her "love" and Sasuke and Sakura's relationship are, fortunately, unrealistic.
Light Yagami and Misa Amane (Death Note)

Misa is supposed to be smart, but she can't catch a clue that Light doesn't like her. All he has to do is give her a meaningless kiss, and she's his slave. She'll be held captive if it means protecting her dear Light, even though he uses her. And she doesn't mind that at all.

I didn't like it, but it's not supposed to be liked. It was toxic on purpose, but Sasuke × Sakura is, believe it or not, supposed to be "healthy" and "realistic." What a joke!
Levi Ackerman and Eren Yeager (Attack on Titan)

This one is just confusing. I don't see why it's so popular among Yaoi enthusiasts. I understand why certain anime characters are shipped together in other series, but these two show no mutual interest or chemistry to be considered a couple. Please don't send me hate comments accusing me of homophobia. I have friends who are gay, lesbian, and bisexual. I acknowledge there's nothing inherently wrong with Yaoi or Yuri couples. This pairing is just puzzling in its popularity.

I have never understood this pairing. First, there's the age difference: Levi is in his 30s while Eren is 15. Levi and Eren seem to really hate each other, like that one scene where Levi beat the crap out of Eren. Also, Mikasa would never let this happen. She'd probably kill Levi.
Yui and Ayato Sakamaki (Diabolik Lovers)

She's paired with many guys, but Ayato seems to be the most popular one. This guy constantly calls her names and tries to suck her blood. Yet, Yui doesn't fight back against him at all. Any girl who found out they were in a mansion with a bunch of vampires would run for their lives. Yui doesn't because of the plot. The male lead is a creep who assaults Yui within the first few minutes of the anime, and Yui never has the courage to stand up against his cruel actions.

This couple may be unrealistic, but in the end, these two are the only ones that actually suit each other. Had Yui been with any of the other brothers, it would have been a failed relationship instantly.
Ash Ketchum and Serena (Pokemon)

Ash has shown no interest in girls in his life, and if he did, Serena would be the last person he would date. She's always whining, always getting herself into trouble, never stops fawning over him, and she never shuts up. Would anyone want a girlfriend like that?

I honestly think Serena is annoying. Ash has all these girls liking him. I honestly think Dawn would be a better match for him.
Aki and Sora (Aki Sora)

All these two do is have sex, and they're siblings. They have no chemistry outside of that.
Oh, and Aki rapes Sora. He clearly says no, but she doesn't stop. It was disgusting and VERY unrealistic.
Ichigo Kurosaki and Orihime Inoue (Bleach)

Ichigo was clueless to Orihime's feelings, and she was just clingy. How these two ended up together is beyond me.

Because it makes sense that two people with no chemistry whatsoever get together, right?
Kyouya Sata and Erika Shinohara (Wolf Girl and Black Prince)

I can't believe these two ended up becoming a real couple. If a man treated his girlfriend like a dog, you would be disgusted by it. But in this anime, we're supposed to find it charming? That's the vibe I got. Erika clearly hates being treated like this but doesn't stop him because she wants to have friends. And pretending to date Kyouya is the only way to ensure that. It's really sad and unrealistic.
Son Goku and Chi-Chi (Dragon Ball Z)

Kids, you see that picture? That is what we call an abusive relationship!
Katsuki Bakugo and Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia)

I like them as rivals, but as lovers? Hell no. Bakugo bullied Deku for years and never even apologized. He even told him he should kill himself.

Yeah. There's more of a chance Deku is going to get with Uraraka.

It would or might be an abusive relationship!

The Newcomers

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Armin Arlert and Annie Leonhart (Attack on Titan)

This couple just angers me so much. They hardly have any interactions, their relationship is full of lies, yet this is one of the only couples that got a happy ending. I have never hated an anime couple more.
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The Farmer and Historia Reiss (Attack on Titan)

The Contenders

Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga (Naruto)

They could've been great together if they actually had some development. Naruto literally fell in love with her over the duration of a movie, and she was just obsessed with him.

Basically one-sided. Nobody knows if Naruto even really likes her.

I just don't understand how they got together. In Naruto, Hinata would never talk to Naruto. There were not a lot of interactions between the two. AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS that they get married and have kids.
Makoto Itou and Kotonoha Katsura (School Days)

What girl would take this guy back? He flat-out dumps her, doesn't show up to see her when she needs it, and on top of all that, he has sex with several other females. Why would she still think he's her boyfriend and forgive him after all the crap he's done? It's just out of nowhere and makes the anime even less tolerable.

Not to mention the fact that she beheads her boyfriend after finding out she was cheated on, and cuts open the stomach of his side chick, who claimed to be pregnant and that the baby was his.
Pico and Tamotsu (Boku no Pico)

Thank the heavens this is on the list!
Gray Fullbuster and Juvia Lockser (Fairy Tail)

This couple sends a horrible message: "If you stalk and constantly harass your crush with your unhealthy, obsessive actions, they'll eventually grow to like you!" Just... no.

Please, they don't match each other at all. If I let all of you Gruvia shippers read the script of Fairy Tail, you would avoid this ship.
Roronoa Zoro and Nami (One Piece)
Eren Yeager and Mikasa Ackerman (Attack on Titan)

Look...this is a perfect example of a sibling relationship, not a romantic one. I could literally imagine Mikasa calling Eren "bro."

Mikasa was clinging to him the entire first season, while he just kept ignoring her. A very unrealistic pairing indeed.

If she wasn't his adopted sister, I would be fine with this couple.
Nico Yazawa and Maki Nishikino (Love Live! School Idol Project)
Nowaki Kusama and Hiroki Kamijou (Junjou Romantica)
Edward Elric and Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

I have no idea why this is popular. First of all, Roy is in his 30s while Ed is 15. Second, they both have a big rivalry. Ed hates his guts. Finally, Roy may care for Ed, but that's more of a father-son relationship than a couple. Now take it or leave it. This is the worst and most unrealistic couple.

Ew. A 15-year-old in a relationship with a 29-30 year old? There is no evidence of this ship, not even a bit. They are just friends who find each other annoying. If Edward or Roy saw this, they'd probably be done with life.
Tatsuya Shiba and Miyuki Shiba (The Irregular at Magic High School)

They're siblings with no chemistry. Yeah, that's all I need to say.
Saito Hiraga and Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière (The Familiar of Zero)

She dehumanizes him, treating him like an animal. She once made him go without food for a while and made him sleep on straw on the floor while she slept in a huge comfy bed. He was taken from his world against his will and treated horribly. At least some of the other characters treated him better, and he goes and marries a rage-aholic. I don't buy it, sorry.

Would any man honestly date a girl who kidnaps him from home, takes away his meal privileges, and beats him like a slave? I'm sure most would say no. Yet in the end, he chooses her to marry. Out of all the nice, sweet girls, he chose her. Why?
Monkey D. Luffy and Nami (One Piece)

Luffy is asexual! The thought of him in a romantic relationship, let alone with one of his nakama, is really disturbing to me.

Any Luffy ship is unrealistic, to be honest. Except meat, of course.

Hate that one. Can't see it happening.
Shoto Todoroki and Momo Yaoyorozu (My Hero Academia)

Todoroki has shown more signs of being asexual/aromantic. So, I don't see him having a relationship with Momo. He's just a good person.
Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno (Naruto)

It's mid to me. I have not really shipped them because that would be a bit of an abusive relationship, like how Sakura constantly punches Naruto on the head in most of the episodes.
Sai and Ino Yamanaka (Naruto)