Best Team Fortress 2 Weapons

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121 Ham Shank

You smack people with a piece of ham. What's not to love?

A ham that crits more than any weapon besides the pan. What's not to like?

Well its op because it is ham and it is op every day mini-crits and u can use for any class except spy and engie. Use for sniper with jarate it's a good combine.

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122 The Vaccinator

Provides faster ├╝ber charge rate and has a undercharge that last 4 times making that medic and his patient invincible.

This is one of the swaggiest melees around. Of course, the frying pan and gold are both cooler than the ham shank, but the ham shank is a good alternative if you don;t have those.

Give huge resistance to damage especially with uber charge
Can keep team mates alive and allow them to sweep enemys like they are nothing

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123 The Backpack Expander

LOL I got it by a gift stuffed stocking and still didn't used it

You spent 3 trillion dollars of real money on a game backpack?

It is extremely damaging cost three trillion dollars so good luck affording it

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124 Glass Bottle

Use it when your using a sticky launcher. Unless you use the pan or something.

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125 Cleaner's Carbine

Really why is this #99 this should be #15. It's basically dead ringer detector pair and pair this with bushwacka and pretty much 8 seconds of crits.

This weapon is for detecting dead ringer spies. How?
If you shot a dead ringer spy and you don't get mini crits you've discovered a dead ringer spy. Also pair this with bushwacka and pretty much 8 seconds of crits

126 Hitman's Heatmaker

It might have a weak body shot rating but body shots are just for noobs this weapon can take a massive hole out of the enemy's health points with a headshot and not to mention it can take enemy's heads right off.

Encourages players to improve their aim, because body shots aren't as effective anymore. Encourage all of your Machina noob friends (By the way, somehow the Machina is #2 on the list :O) becuae this is the best headshot-practice weapon. Also, if you have good aim, it is better than the stock sniper.

127 Crit-a-Cola

The bonk for attacking. It's AMAZING.

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129 Stock Medi-Gun

This ones uber charge makes you invincible unlike all the others. The only thing close to it is the kritkreig for reasons stated above.

130 Gunboats

This can be devastating to the enemy. Especially If you can get behind them. Best combined with the Stock launcher, or direct hit, and the escape plan.

131 Black Rose

Hard to get but very nice looking and worth a lot if it's tradeable but only 3 of those exist

132 Sharp Dresser

This is the best weapon for spy because...there are no drawbacks. It is just the default knife but in awesome form. It is very good and it is satisfying watching it pop out every time you switch weapons.

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133 Construction PDA

I don't know if this counts but on maps there a perfect places to put dispensers and sentry without this engineer couldn't exist also AWESOME in MvM it's the heart of MVM

134 Holy Mackerel

Sorry if spelled wrong. This is a fish. It is pretty much the stock bat but every hit goes into kill feed and every kill gives you respect.

You can kill a person with a FISH...a FISH!...enough said

135 The Box Trot

Fooling enemies into thinking your a box is the best

136 Buffalo Steak Sandvich

The buffalo steak sanvich is an awesome item that can be both found and crafted. Insted of giving you health (The Sanvich) the buffalo steak sanvich gives you mini crits which is awesome.

137 Sharpened Volcano Fragment

One of the worst weapons. You can simply light enemies with the flamethrower

I'm pretty sure the adder was being sarcastic. - Mumbizz01

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