Top Ten Superheroes With Useless Superpowers

The Top Ten
1 Arm Fall Off Boy

Gin Genie can actually kill people, and Dogwelder, along with Razorback don't even have superpowers. Squirrel Girl beat Juggernaut, Matter-Eater Lad, despite his ridiculous name, could probably eat the Death Star, and Color Boy can cause seizures, along with confusion, and possibly invisibility. What can Arm Fall Off Boy do? Why hit people with his arm. Might as well use a baseball bat, which is not made of a human arm, and honestly, would work better.

He can detach his own arm and beat the living crap out of his enemies. like rally?

What kind of superhero is named Arm Fall Off Boy?

Sounds funny as crap to see a kid take off his arm and beat the crap out of somebody

2 Gin Genie

She has no control over her powers, since she has to be drunk to access them...

That's not a superhero, that's Kim Kardashian!

3 Extrano

Just search him up ;/

4 Matter-eater Lad

His superpowers is to eat anything and not die! Like really?

5 Color Kid

He drains colour to get stronger, plus cause seizures, confusion and turn invisible - not very useless...

What is he going to do? Turn me pink?

6 Dogwelder

He welds dogs? Isn't that animal abuse?

7 Squirrel Girl

She's actually a good superhero. She beat juggernaut and thanos which are powerful villains. So ya not so useless after all.

Wins by idiotic reasons. No challenge from what I have seen, so what is to like about her?

She beat M.O.D.O.K, Thanos, Korvac and even pursuaded Galactus not to devour the Earth! HOW is that useless?!

Her powers are being unbeatable?
So uncreative!

8 Razorback

He is a grown man with a pig costume that can drive cars! Like really?

9 Doorman

I am stuck in a room with no doors! What should I do? Like really just have the hulk break the walls for you :/

Sounds like a super-salesperson!

10 Skatman

Really? A guy with a pair of skates?

The Contenders
11 Wordgirl

Is she even counted as an ' actual ' superhero? And her sidekick is a monkey... I forget his name, Momo? I don't know... In fact I like villains way better than most heroes.

Actually she doesn't. She doesn't know her own name, which is a synonym for stupid.

She knows the meaning of every word. Power, useless.

12 Batman Batman aka Bruce Wayne is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and first appeared in Detective Comics #27. In film, he has been portrayed by Lewis Wilson, Robert Lowery, Adam West, Michael ...read more.

I don't know. But I like that it irks you. Haha

13 Captain Biceps
14 SheZow SheZow is an Australian-Canadian animated superhero comedy television series. It features the adventures of a boy who inadvertently inherits the role of a superheroine, which imposes an explicit feminine theme to his costumed appearance and equipment.

All her superpower is turn from a boy into a girl.

15 Captain Planet
16 Eye Scream

Welcome to one of the superheroes that is rotting in Marvel's archive, yep, he's one of Marvel's rejected superheroes. Why is he rejected? His power. What is it? He can turn into any ice cream imaginable. While that sounds cool, it's not useful for crime fighting. What does it do? Bad guys could slip on the ice cream or he could give them instant diabetes or make them sick from too much ice cream. But I guess his powers can be useful if he's fitting a bad guy who is lactose intolerant or allergic to dairy but still. It's not a good use for combat.

17 Black Widow Natalia Alianovna Romanova, most known as Natasha Romanoff or the Black Widow, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. She is one of the most talented spies and assassins in the entire world and is a founding member of the Avengers. The character was created by Stan Lee, Jae Lee, Don Heck, Paul Jenkins, and Don Rico, and was portrayed by Scarlett Johansson in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
18 Hawkeye Clinton Francis "Clint" Barton, better known as Hawkeye, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. He is a former special agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., where he worked under the supervision of Phil Coulson. Known for his use of the bow and arrow as his primary weapon, ...read more.
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