Top Ten Superheroes With Useless Superpowers

The Top Ten
1 Arm Fall Off Boy

Gin Genie can actually kill people, and Dogwelder, along with Razorback, don't even have superpowers. Squirrel Girl beat Juggernaut. Matter-Eater Lad, despite his ridiculous name, could probably eat the Death Star, and Color Boy can cause seizures, along with confusion, and possibly invisibility.

What can Arm Fall Off Boy do? Hit people with his arm. Might as well use a baseball bat, which is not made of a human arm, and honestly, would work better.

He can detach his own arm and beat the living crap out of his enemies. Like, really?

2 Gin Genie

She has no control over her powers since she has to be drunk to access them.

That is not a superhero, that is Kim Kardashian.

3 Extrano
4 Matter-eater Lad

His superpower is to eat anything and not die. Like, really?

5 Color Kid

He drains color to get stronger, plus cause seizures, confusion, and turn invisible. Not very useless.

What is he going to do? Turn me pink?

6 Dogwelder

He welds dogs? Isn't that animal abuse?

7 Squirrel Girl

She's actually a good superhero. She beat Juggernaut and Thanos, which are powerful villains. So, not so useless after all.

Wins by idiotic reasons. No challenge from what I have seen. So, what is there to like about her?

She beat M.O.D.O.K, Thanos, Korvac, and even persuaded Galactus not to devour the Earth. HOW is that useless?

8 Razorback

He is a grown man with a pig costume who can drive cars. Like, really?

9 Doorman

I am stuck in a room with no doors. What should I do? Like really, just have the Hulk break the walls for you.

Sounds like a super-salesperson.

10 Skatman

Really? A guy with a pair of skates?

The Contenders
11 Wordgirl

Is she even counted as an 'actual' superhero? And her sidekick is a monkey. I forget his name, Momo? I don't know. In fact, I like villains way better than most heroes.

Actually, she does not know her own name, which is a synonym for stupid.

She knows the meaning of every word. Power? Useless.

12 Batman Batman aka Bruce Wayne is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and first appeared in Detective Comics #27. In film, he has been portrayed by Lewis Wilson, Robert Lowery, Adam West, Michael... read more
13 SheZow SheZow is an Australian-Canadian animated superhero comedy television series. It features the adventures of a boy who inadvertently inherits the role of a superheroine, which imposes an explicit feminine theme to his costumed appearance and equipment.

All her superpower is is to turn from a boy into a girl.

14 Captain Biceps
15 Captain Planet
16 Eye Scream

Welcome to one of the superheroes that is rotting in Marvel's archive. Yep, he's one of Marvel's rejected superheroes. Why is he rejected? His power.

What is it? He can turn into any ice cream imaginable. While that sounds cool, it's not useful for crime fighting. What does it do? Bad guys could slip on the ice cream, or he could give them instant diabetes or make them sick from too much ice cream.

But I guess his powers can be useful if he's fighting a bad guy who is lactose intolerant or allergic to dairy. But still, it's not a good use for combat.

17 Black Widow Natalia Alianovna Romanova, most known as Natasha Romanoff or the Black Widow, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. She is one of the most talented spies and assassins in the entire world and is a founding member of the Avengers. The character was created... read more
18 Hawkeye Clinton Francis "Clint" Barton, better known as Hawkeye, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. He is a former special agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., where he worked under the supervision of Phil Coulson. Known for his use of the bow and arrow as his primary weapon,... read more
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