Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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81 They got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters - Weird Al - Hardware Store

Weird AL should not be taken seriously. (I mean it! )

This is a parody, rememeber that. It's supposed to be eye-rollingly stupid.

1. It's not a rap song
2. It's also not a parody
3. "Weird Al" is not a rapper

82 That's a quarter million on a hand job my n**** - S*** - Future
83 Valley girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins - Work - Iggy Azalea V 1 Comment
84 Twinkle, twinkle little star - Starships - Nicki Minaj
85 We like Snoop and Dre - Birthday Song - 2Chainz V 1 Comment
86 Okay okay okay okay okay okay! - Kanye West - THat Part

It takes a special kind of genius to rhyme the same word with itself multiple times

87 We f*** to the left and f*** to the right. Sucked my dick until the s*** turned white - Afroman - Colt 45
88 I'm a real big baller cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on girls and shoes - Mike Posner - I Took a Pill in Ibiza
89 It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pitbull an abortion - D12 - Under the Influence
90 Holy sh*t I'm the holy sh*t, I'm God's manure - Lil Wayne - Glory

Yet ANOTHER Lil Wayne addition to the list. I hope he sees this list someday to see what people think about his trash - Mcgillacuddy

91 I got a booger in my nose, A Boogie on the chorus - Kodak Black - Reminiscing
92 Now I know ya'll be lovin this s**t right here, L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here - Limp Bizkit - Rollin

Well, it his Limp Biscuit. (I refuse to spell it with a Z)

93 She says my d*** stronger then a six pack of cola - Lil Wayne - Pressure

Stronger than a six pack of cola? What the hell does that even mean? - Mcgillacuddy

Well, but some mentos in it, you freak.

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94 Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing, imma start laying any of these m************ c********** - Eminem - Don't Push Me

True that. Have you seen the Interview? Maybe his confession was factually correct...

I think he's saying "No joke my patience is exhausted and now imma start shooting people" but when he says it that way, it sounds like "seriously, I'm gonna start having sex whith dudes"

What he's trying to say: "I'm so done. I'm gonna go shoot people."
What it sounds like: "I'm so done. I'm going go have sex with guys."

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95 Pop that p**** like a zit - Lil Wayne/Rick Ross/French Montana - Pop That

A bubble? Bubble rap?
But really? A zit. I agree with the posted above. Very sexy.. Very

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96 My chain hits my chest. When I'm banging on the dashboard. - M.I.A. - Bad Girls

Its so stupid it has no meaning at all and how can you bang on a dashboard and what does she mean exactly by bang

97 Humm, humm, underwear? - Nicki Minaj - Roman In Moscow

Who raps about underwear, but then again it's the chick who made the song stupid hoe.

Roman In Moscow is a pretty weird song, and Nicki is pretty weird. I won't put this past her...

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98 Hannah Montana... - Migo - Versace

It goes on like that for I don't know how long... I wonder when the song, "Teletubbies" is going to come out.

The reference to Hannah Montana was only in the music video

So... What does Hannah Montana have to do with all this?
P. S Oliver is best character. - RiverClanRocks

99 I'm the s***, literally - Whiz Khalifa - Let It Go

So you're saying you're literally a giant pile of feces?

Well at least he admits it unlike most bad rappers out there.

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100 So when I die, bury me besides two bitches! - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

And the other will be a convicted murderess, executed and now forced to rest beside the demon that is 2 Chainz.

One of them will be your girlfriend, Big Booty.

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1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
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3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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