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161 Now make that Motherf***er Hammer Time like - Big Sean - Dance (A$$)

I was a never a fan of MC Hammer and I probably never will be, but he is A LOT more better than this douchebag.

162 Let's green egg and ham it - Shaquille O'Neal - Kazaam

The worst part is that Shaq looks like he feels proud of that lyric.

Just watch the Nostalgia Critic's review of Kazaam.

This must be the hit single from shag's latest album, I Can Jam With Sam I Am.

163 Cremate my body, let the ocean have what's left of me - Pitbull - International Love V 1 Comment
164 P***y so pink like my Kitty satin' Hello - Lil Kim - Black Friday
165 You can suck my Diznick - Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe V 1 Comment
166 I gotta ask 'em, 'cause if I don't, I don't know - Lil Mamma - Lip Gloss
167 Now let me see you wop wop wop wop wop wop wop - J Dash - Wop V 1 Comment
168 S*** sound like 007 on N64 and s*** - Trinidad James - All Gold Everything
169 This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles, d*** bigger than a tower, I ain't talkin 'bout Eiffels - Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
170 Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend V 1 Comment
171 I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

This kid cannot be taken seriously.

172 Swag, swag, swag - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend
173 Swaggy - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

Kill it! Kill it before it lays eggs!

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174 Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bedrock - Lloyd - Bedrock
175 Ice my wrist-es, then I p*** on b*tches, you can suck my d*znick, then I shook yallz j***** - Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe
176 If you cute, then the crew can roll. If you sexy, eat my coo-coo raw, put ya cape on, you a super hoe 2012, I'm at the Super Bowl - Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe
177 She's a beast. I call her Karma. She eats your heart out like Jeffrey Dahmer. - Juicy J - Dark Horse

Just listen to that line, and try to tell me it is not the worst pun in history.

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178 Got P***ed Off and Ripped Pamela Lee's T**s Off and Smacked Her So Hard I Knocked her Clothes Backwards like Kris Kross - Eminem - My Name Is
179 I have em' like Miley Cyrus, clothes off. - Pitbull - Timber
180 I'm slicker than an oil spill. - Pitbull - Timber
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Top Remixes (5)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
Mcgillacuddy
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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