Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework
In my third grade class, my teacher had a framed piece of homework with a bunch of bites taken out of it because some kid actually had his dog eat his homework.
It's getting old, people. Try to use something else!
Nobody is going to believe your dog ate it.
Your mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.
Come on, really? Maybe a dad or younger sibling, but not mom. And I mean, yes, some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...
Ok... maybe really stupid.
That is just insane. How in the world do you use rough paper to wipe yourself?!
How would you even do it without hurting your butt?
Hahaha! It's so funny, but I don't think your teachers will believe this one.
How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework?
Well, you should've turned off the TV and done your homework.
Well, that's what you get for slacking off.
Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.
This will just get you in serious trouble.
Nicki Minaj would use that as an excuse.
The teacher may just ask you to show them.
I heard someone actually use this one...in college!
The Newcomers
Then Miley Cyrus must be a terrible role model (worse than whiny little Caillou).
So this is how they reproduce, huh?
But if you're younger, how can you use that?
Well, that won't get you excused.
If I were a teacher, I would let this slide. Fat Bottomed Girls is my favorite song.
Why on earth would they attack? They would only attack in Syria.
Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework?
It's still good enough to turn in.
HAHAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework, I would burn my homework and tell my teacher that the prophet of god just spoke to me and told me not to do it. HAHA. Just look at my profile picture!
Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.
COMPLETELY WRONG! Are you kidding? He doesn't say anything about homework.
Could you bring it in with the bad words?
What the hell kind of excuse is this?
I was just sunbathing near the pool and doing my work at the same time because I relax and work simultaneously. I don't know how, but something pushed me forward, and off I went into the pool with my homework. Now, teacher, believe me.
And it can be dried, just like everything else in the world except a towel.
Why would you bring homework to a pool?