Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework
In my 3rd grade class, my teacher had a framed piece of homework with a bunch of bites taken out of it because some kid actually had his dog eat his homework.
No, he best excuse is because a potato flew around your room.
It's getting old people. Try to use something else!
Nobody is going to believe your DOG ate it.
That is funny
That was cool
You're mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.
Come on, really? Dad or younger sibling maybe, but not Mom. And I mean, yes,some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...
Love a savage sister
That is just insane. How in the world do you use ROUGH paper to wipe your ass?!?!?!
How would you even do it without hurting your butt...?
That is so messed up
That is amazing.
No one would believe you.
Hahaahah! it's so funny but I don't think your teachers will believe this one
How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework?
We'll you should've turned off the T.V. and did your homework.
Well that's what you get for slacking off.
Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.
Because you accidentally left it there and pooped on it.
Probably because you dropped it and then pooped on it.
This will just get you in serious trouble.
Nicki Minaj would use that as a excuse.
The teacher may just ask you to show them.
Look who's talking
I heard someone actually use this one...in college!
Then Miley Cyrus must be a Terrible role model (worse than whiny little Caillou)
So this is how they reproduce, huh?
Haha what the hell?!
I need to join that religion!
I must join that religion!
Can I join that religion
What religion is that?
But if your younger how can you use that?
Well, that won't get you excused.
Ok I am going to puke
If I was a teacher I would let this slide. Fat bottomed girls is my favorite song
Why on earth would they attack they would only attack in Syria
And I trust god so...
I am a christian
Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework.
It's still good enough to turn in.
HAHAAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework I would do burn my homework and tell my teacher that the profit of god just spoke to me and told me not to do my homework. HAHA. Just look at my prof pic!
Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.
I say that all the time
What the hell kind of excuse is this?.?
No one even has a horse.
That was an option.
I was just sunbathing near the pool and at the same time doing my work because I do relaxation and work at the same time. I don't know how but something pushed me forward and off I went into the pool with my homework. Now, teacher believe me.
And It can be dried, just like everything else in the world except a towel.
Why would you bring homework to a pool.
Were you swimming with your homework?
Her ass be too big!