Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

The Top Ten
1 My dog ate my homework

In my 3rd grade class, my teacher had a framed piece of homework with a bunch of bites taken out of it because some kid actually had his dog eat his homework.

No, he best excuse is because a potato flew around your room.

It's getting old people. Try to use something else!

2 Snoop Dogg smoked it

That is funny

That was cool

3 My mom put it in a shredder because she thought my homework was too dumb to teach me anything

You're mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.

Come on, really? Dad or younger sibling maybe, but not Mom. And I mean, yes,some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...

Love a savage sister

4 I ran out of toilet paper so I used it to wipe my ass

That is just insane. How in the world do you use ROUGH paper to wipe your ass?!?!?!

How would you even do it without hurting your butt...?

That is so messed up

5 I ate it

No one would believe you.

Hahaahah! it's so funny but I don't think your teachers will believe this one

6 I got distracted by Jimmy Kimmel Live

How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework?

We'll you should've turned off the T.V. and did your homework.

Well that's what you get for slacking off.

7 I flushed my spelling homework down the toilet

Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.

Because you accidentally left it there and pooped on it.

Probably because you dropped it and then pooped on it.

8 I rather twerk than do my homework

This will just get you in serious trouble.

Nicki Minaj would use that as a excuse.

The teacher may just ask you to show them.

9 Aliens took it

I heard someone actually use this college!

10 Miley Cyrus said homework is for people who don't have taste in my music

Then Miley Cyrus must be a Terrible role model (worse than whiny little Caillou)

The Contenders
11 My dad accidentally set it on fire
12 My big brother ate it
13 My dog shoved it up another dog's anus

So this is how they reproduce, huh?

Haha what the hell?!

14 I was drunk in love

But if your younger how can you use that?

Well, that won't get you excused.

Ok I am going to puke

15 My religion forbade me to do it

I need to join that religion!

I must join that religion!

Can I join that religion

16 The Fat Bottomed Girls rode their bicycles over it

If I was a teacher I would let this slide. Fat bottomed girls is my favorite song

17 Terrorists came and attacked

Why on earth would they attack they would only attack in Syria

18 I drooled on my homework

Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework.

It's still good enough to turn in.

19 Jesus told me not to hand it in

And I trust god so...

I am a christian

20 Deadmau5 said people don't do homework

HAHAAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework I would do burn my homework and tell my teacher that the profit of god just spoke to me and told me not to do my homework. HAHA. Just look at my prof pic!

Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.

21 The mafia scribbled bad words on it
22 I did it but I forgot it at home

I say that all the time

23 I shoved it up my horse's butt

What the hell kind of excuse is this?.?

No one even has a horse.

That was an option.

24 I got my homework wet in the pool

I was just sunbathing near the pool and at the same time doing my work because I do relaxation and work at the same time. I don't know how but something pushed me forward and off I went into the pool with my homework. Now, teacher believe me.

And It can be dried, just like everything else in the world except a towel.

Why would you bring homework to a pool.

25 Nicki Minaj sat on my homework and I couldn't get it back

Her ass be too big!

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