Top 10 Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

1. My dog ate my homework

   

   In my third grade class, my teacher had a framed piece of homework with a bunch of bites taken out of it because some kid actually had his dog eat his homework.

   It's getting old, people. Try to use something else!

   Nobody is going to believe your dog ate it.

2. Snoop Dogg smoked it

   

   Most W excuse I ever used. I also used it before anyone knew about it.

3. My mom put it in a shredder because she thought my homework was too dumb to teach me anything

   Your mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.

   Come on, really? Maybe a dad or younger sibling, but not mom. And I mean, yes, some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...

   Ok... maybe really stupid.

4. I ran out of toilet paper so I used it to wipe my ass

   That is just insane. How in the world do you use rough paper to wipe yourself?!

   How would you even do it without hurting your butt?

5. I ate it

   Hahaha! It's so funny, but I don't think your teachers will believe this one.

6. I got distracted by Jimmy Kimmel Live

   How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework?

   Well, you should've turned off the TV and done your homework.

   Well, that's what you get for slacking off.

7. I flushed my spelling homework down the toilet

   Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.

8. I would rather twerk than do my homework

   This will just get you in serious trouble.

   Nicki Minaj would use that as an excuse.

   The teacher may just ask you to show them.

9. Aliens took it

   I heard someone actually use this one...in college!

10. My big brother ate it

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11. ?

    My house burnt down, along with the homework

    
12. ?

    I did the homework with invisible ink

The Contenders

13. My dad accidentally set it on fire

14. Miley Cyrus said homework is for people who don't have taste in her music

    Then Miley Cyrus must be a terrible role model (worse than whiny little Caillou).

15. My religion forbade me to do it

16. I was drunk in love

    But if you're younger, how can you use that?

    Well, that won't get you excused.

17. Jesus told me not to hand it in

18. The fat-bottomed girls rode their bicycles over it

    If I were a teacher, I would let this slide. Fat Bottomed Girls is my favorite song.

19. Terrorists came and attacked

    Why on earth would they attack? They would only attack in Syria.

20. I drooled on my homework

    Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework?

    It's still good enough to turn in.

21. Deadmau5 said people don't do homework

    HAHAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework, I would burn my homework and tell my teacher that the prophet of god just spoke to me and told me not to do it. HAHA. Just look at my profile picture!

    Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.

    COMPLETELY WRONG! Are you kidding? He doesn't say anything about homework.

22. My dad ate it and got smarter

23. The mafia scribbled bad words on it

    Could you bring it in with the bad words?

24. I shoved it up my horse's butt

    What the hell kind of excuse is this?

25. It's in the trash

26. I was attacked by a group of street kids and they took everything

27. I threw it in a black hole