Best Excuses to Get Out of School Swimming LessonsCazaam
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Ah, the classic, It usually can work if done once, but if done again, they might make you put a spare pair on. - Cazaam
But then you'll hear the dreaded "Spare costumes. Put one on." from your teacher. - Entranced98
Why would you want to get out of swimming? - lovefrombadlands
There are school swimming lessons!?!?!? Srry Ima bit behind...
Will only work if you're female, hit puberty and only used once a month as that's how the menstrual cycle works. - Cazaam
As much as I hate getting periods, I'm still thanking them to this day for all the chlorinated hell they saved me from. - Entranced98
This one would probably work, don't quote me on that though, it depends on the teacher sometimes. - Cazaam
20 percent of people who use swimming pools have admitted urinating in them.
And..it's actually a misconception that chlorine in water turns your eyes red, it's actually a mixture of urine and chlorine. - Ananya
Make it look like you do and act like you do as well. - Cazaam
This could work especially if you have an earache. - Cazaam
Like the nausea excuse, act like you have. - Cazaam
To make sure they don't look, say that you've got an open wound down in the groin. - Cazaam
Nah, not too effective if the teachers can see nobody else is physically getting hypothermia. - Entranced98
It's horrid in the Changing Room, people see you naked, watch you and you are half naked in it.
Alright, then get that life jacket on and do 10 laps! - lovefrombadlands
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2. I'm on my period
3. I'm allergic to chlorine