Best Excuses to Get Out of School Swimming Lessons

My high school requires a written note from your parents for this to qualify as an acceptable reason to be excused.

As much as I hate getting periods, I'm still thanking them to this day for all the chlorinated hell they saved me from.

Will only work if you're female, hit puberty and only used once a month as that's how the menstrual cycle works.

But I'm a boy, oh wait...I wore a wedding dress to school once...I guess I can tr-wait, no that'll backfire lol what am I even saying help me

This method is not great. My teacher just ask me to go get some spare pants from the thousand-year-old lost and found and wear it in the pool.

Ah, the classic, It usually can work if done once, but if done again, they might make you put a spare pair on.

But then you'll hear the dreaded "Spare costumes. Put one on." from your teacher.

I've had one and they'll just ask you to try on embarrassing spare costumes.

This one would probably work, don't quote me on that though, it depends on the teacher sometimes.

I used to really hate swimming because of many ridiculous reasons including my race.

Well, the teacher would say why did you even sign up

Lol this is literally my friend.

Make it look like you do and act like you do as well.

this one will work for sure

This could work especially if you have an earache.

Like the nausea excuse, act like you have.

To make sure they don't look, say that you've got an open wound down in the groin.

YASSSSSSSSs this would work because they ain't gon look though your down there iykyk

It worked she didn't even know I was lying

Amazing 😉 going to try it out in school tomorrow

€�This one works all the time”

Definitely going to work

LMAOOo this will work 10/10

It's a pretty good excuse especially if you come to school with an earplug.

boi pregnant

My teachers won't care.

Alright, then get that life jacket on and do 10 laps!

This would never work

Does not work

This has worked many ti mes

Make sure to shout really loud so all the other students hear you. "I HAVE (insert STD here)! "

This will get you out of swimming for sure. You most likely got STDs from the gym teacher anyway.

Nah, not too effective if the teachers can see nobody else is physically getting hypothermia.

It's horrid in the Changing Room, people see you naked, watch you and you are half naked in it.

Not a valid excuse in most schools

Limp all day and get crutches/bandages

That would definitely work I am gonna try it

Nobody wants a brown poopy pool

At swimming all u need to do is let it go and for sure they will make you leave!

Definitely doesn’t work

Don't bring swiming kit