Best Excuses to Get Out of School Swimming LessonsCazaam
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Only if you're a girl. - SpinelliFan
Yup, works well :)
But only for girls
My high school requires a written note from your parents for this to qualify as an acceptable reason to be excused.
Only females are allowed to talk like that!V 2 Comments
But then you'll hear the dreaded "Spare costumes. Put one on." from your teacher. - Entranced98
Why would you want to get out of swimming?
Ah, the classic, It usually can work if done once, but if done again, they might make you put a spare pair on. - Cazaam
There are school swimming lessons!?!?!? Srry Ima bit behind...
My friend is allergic
Well, the teacher would say why did you even sign up - MrGuyDudeMan
This one would probably work, don't quote me on that though, it depends on the teacher sometimes. - Cazaam
20 percent of people who use swimming pools have admitted urinating in them.
And..it's actually a misconception that chlorine in water turns your eyes red, it's actually a mixture of urine and chlorine. - Ananya
Make it look like you do and act like you do as well. - Cazaam
This could work especially if you have an earache. - Cazaam
Like the nausea excuse, act like you have. - Cazaam
To make sure they don't look, say that you've got an open wound down in the groin. - Cazaam
It's a pretty good excuse especially if you come to school with an earplug.
Not a valid excuse in most schools
Nah, not too effective if the teachers can see nobody else is physically getting hypothermia. - Entranced98
It's horrid in the Changing Room, people see you naked, watch you and you are half naked in it.
This would never work - MrGuyDudeMan
Does not work
Alright, then get that life jacket on and do 10 laps!
�This one works all the time”
This has worked many ti mes
This will get you out of swimming for sure. you most likely got std's from the gym teacher anyway.
Limp all day and get crutches/bandages
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2. I'm on my period
3. I'm allergic to chlorine