Best Excuses to Get Out of School Swimming Lessons
The Top Ten
I did this so many times ant the teachers actually believed me
But I'm a boy, oh wait...I wore a wedding dress to school once...I guess I can tr-wait, no that'll backfire lol what am I even saying help me - AlphaQ
Add on that you forgot panty liners and you're out of your lesson for the week!
My high school requires a written note from your parents for this to qualify as an acceptable reason to be excused.
This method is not great. My teacher just ask me to go get some spare pants from the thousand-year-old lost and found and wear it in the pool.
I've had one and they'll just ask you to try on embarrassing spare costumes. - AlphaQ
Ah, the classic, It usually can work if done once, but if done again, they might make you put a spare pair on. - Cazaam
But then you'll hear the dreaded "Spare costumes. Put one on." from your teacher. - Entranced98
I used to really hate swimming because of many ridiculous reasons including my race. - AlphaQ
This one would probably work, don't quote me on that though, it depends on the teacher sometimes. - Cazaam
Well, the teacher would say why did you even sign up - MrGuyDudeMan
My friend is allergic
Make it look like you do and act like you do as well. - Cazaam
This could work especially if you have an earache. - Cazaam
Like the nausea excuse, act like you have. - Cazaam
To make sure they don't look, say that you've got an open wound down in the groin. - Cazaam
It worked she didn't even know I was lying
Amazing 😉 going to try it out in school tomorrow
�This one works all the time”
Definitely going to work
It's a pretty good excuse especially if you come to school with an earplug.
My teachers won't care. - AlphaQ
Alright, then get that life jacket on and do 10 laps!
Does not work
This would never work - MrGuyDudeMan
This has worked many ti mes
Make sure to shout really loud so all the other students hear you. "I HAVE (insert STD here)! "
This will get you out of swimming for sure. you most likely got std's from the gym teacher anyway.
It's horrid in the Changing Room, people see you naked, watch you and you are half naked in it.
Nah, not too effective if the teachers can see nobody else is physically getting hypothermia. - Entranced98
Not a valid excuse in most schools
Don't bring swiming kit
That would definitely work I am gonna try it
Nobody wants a brown poopy pool
At swimming all u need to do is let it go and for sure they will make you leave!
Limp all day and get crutches/bandages
This works like a charm! But make sure you only recently got your ears pierced so you can say I can’t go into the water in case of infection. Obviously, it won’t work if you have had a piercing years ago or you don’t have on at all but if you recently got them pierced it should work!
Works like a charm! all u need is a strong friend!
Does not work
Definitely doesn’t work
Say it’s on your shoulder so the teachers won’t check
Just take a pin, tear your swimsuit, and you're done!
Works for me!
This does not work as well as it may seem becaue I tried this and my teacher just said that one of my friends had to let me use there’s so it doesn’t really work.
Only works on nice teachers?