Top Ten Best Quotes by Scout from Team Fortress 2

The Top Ten

1 "Pop quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? (buzzer imitation) Sorry, time's up, you're dead."

2 "Them $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nuthin', are they?"

3 "Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your frickin' head in, huh?"

4 "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy!"

5 "You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."

6 "Repeat after me: mhmm-mhmm-mhmm I'm dead!'"

7 "Yeah, nice moves, mumbles!"

8 "Wassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?"

9 "Hey, look at me, Ma!"

10 "Un-freakin'-touchable!"

The Contenders

11 "You shall not freaking pass!"

12 "Play Ball!"

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