Top Ten Ways Video Games Are Better Than Sports

The Top Ten
1 Sports are boring to play and watch (nothing interesting happens)
2 Jocks get way more violent and physical than gamers
3 Jocks bully gamers all the time

Jocks are universal buzzkills frat boys & killjoys, Jocks are false idols unlike dweebs geeks dorks & nerds who are systemically investing & placing stocks in/to/into themselves to make themselves multibillionaires to have established properties in/on other worlds that aren't Earth, Jocks are breadcrumbed nothingburgers with no value & Jocks are used as deceiving slaves for con artists in the sport/athletic sectors/industries run & operated by mastermind secret societies who have deceived Mankind before through/throughout multiple millennias/millennia's, Jocks are victims of conomy/scamonomy & shadownomics from other elites who aren't of this world, Jocks never question themselves & general existence due them their parents & forebears before them raising them incorrectly resulting in/to/into them being incurious of themselves their parents family & the rest of the world in front of them for the world isn't built nor designed for the incurious for the incurious are one step & one foot closer to their grave than leave their mark on this planet by making history during their lifetime.

4 Video games are good for you, too (there are studies to prove this)

I respect your opinion if you think video games are better than sports. But sports are much healthier than video games.

Key word: too. Proving they're equal.

5 Video games are always interesting; in sports, generally nothing cool happens
6 Video games can make you smarter; sports cannot
7 Blasting aliens is more fun than catching a ball
8 You don't need more than one player to have fun in video games
9 Video games are more creative than sports
10 In video games, you can do things you can't do in real life

Now, it's not a matter of laziness, and I do like sports, but I'm awful at most of them and don't have an interest in most(bowling, mini-golf, and swimming are exceptions), but the main reason I like games more is this. Can you inhale an enemy like a vacuum to get super powers in real life? Thought not...

The Contenders
11 Video games improve your reflexes
BAdd New Item