Top 10 Most Random Things Ever

Welcome to the most nonsensical and absurd top ten list you'll ever read! Or maybe not. Who knows. We've scoured minds both full and empty, delved deep into the depths of your imagination, and consulted with some of the wackiest thinkers to bring you the most random things ever.

We've got everything from an umbrella that doubles as a cheese grater to a potato that looks like Elvis Presley. These items may not make any sense whatsoever, but that's what makes them so unique and special.

So buckle up, folks, because you're about to embark on a journey through the bizarre and the bewildering. Get ready to laugh, scratch your head, and question everything you thought you knew about the world. Without further ado, let's dive into our top ten list of the most random things ever!

The Top Ten

1 purple monkey dishwasher

This thing actually works I got my son one for Christmas and he loves it so much. I highly suggest to get one of these just do not feed it tacos.

Chicken bones taste good when eaten with the aliens so babies named Tree can take over the world shakalabomawagadingdong and that was the 3:00 am news. Hello!

Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

hahahhahaha lol that's new, I'm the most random person in my school and I never said that! lol

2 Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!

That's so weird that I have no idea who could possibly think of this. I'm laughing too hard by this every time I read it.

I have to say this to my friends! It killed me! My laugh made my family laugh because mine is funny

My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.

Wait! The dingo ate Jocelyn! THE DINGO ATE JOCELYN?!
Will Jocelyn be the adult equivalent of Azaria Chamberlain?

3 Fire Breathing Squirrels

They have something in common in dragons,they also have a lot more things in common,their both black belts in cake fighting,they both like to eat jellybeans when their surrounded by Lego spiders

Laugh out loud I think in the Middle Ages that dragons were actually fire breathing squirrels

I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...

This-est is-est the-est most-est random-est thing-est ever-est! -est

4 zebra

Zebras (subgenus Hippotigris) are African equines with distinctive black-and-white striped coats. There are three living species: the Grévy's zebra (Equus grevyi), plains zebra (E. quagga), and the mountain zebra (E. zebra). Zebras share the genus Equus with horses and asses, the three groups being ...read more.

So not random that it surprised me with its presence. Truly the most random thing of all is that that is not random.

"It's real, Austin! Just like zebras are! "- Ally from Austin and Ally New Years Eve Special

Zebras are the best

5 flying monkey

Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards

This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!

Then it challenges superman the rhinoceros to a firefighter contest

A hamster ate my landlord

6 spleen

OH YES!
All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!

Spleen spleen spleen, red blue yellow and brown, spleen spleen spleen, I like when I gobble them down.

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!

my spleen just ruptured..

7 potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce

I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!

Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head

I almost couldn't breathe after reading this

Now my Minecraft name is potato explosion

8 I like cheese

For whatever reason, I say this everyday, and it was because of what I saw on Looney Tunes. So basically, a cat asked his cat buddies "Are we men or are we mice? " Then a baby cat says "I like cheese" and gets smacked in the face by the adult. I found that really funny and the way he said "I like cheese" was so cute

I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...

I said that once and nobody laughed. :( and I thought it was funny because I said it like this: I LIKE CHEEESE.

I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.

9 Ice Cream

I love ice cream because it cools me off when I'm sweaty.

I'm going to eat some now

10 Are pillows edible?

At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list

Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds

Most random thing ever next to beating someone with a small child.

I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud

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The Contenders

11 Justin Bieber

More like "dustbin beaver" (reference to moshi monsters)

He will be engulfed by purple monkey dishwashers

I hate this guy so much when I look at him I die

More like Justin Beaver

12 Chocolate

Chocolate why your so good but I have to kill me you now rest in peace

I have a random phrase : Chocolate ninjas bounce on lizard bus boxes.

13 DanTDM

Daniel Robert Middleton (born 8 November 1991), better known online as DanTDM (formerly TheDiamondMinecart), is a British YouTuber and gamer known for his video game commentaries. His online video channels have covered many video games including Minecraft, Roblox and Pokémon.

14 Ninja cockroach