Top 10 Craziest Crayola Crayon Colors

Ever find yourself strolling down the art supply aisle, only to be stopped dead in your tracks by a Crayola crayon with a name like "Razzmatazz" or "Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown"? Yeah, crayon colors have gone way beyond your basic red, yellow, and blue. They've got names now that are as vibrant and quirky as the doodles they'll eventually become a part of. And guess what? As bizarre as they may seem, these are all bona fide, real-deal Crayola colors.

So, what are the absolute zaniest Crayola crayon colors that have graced the insides of that iconic yellow and green box? Vote for the choices that you think deserve to rocket to the top of this eccentric list.
The Top Ten
1 Pet Shop

I want to know what this color is. It seems so very interesting. Haha... Walk up to someone and say your shirt is the color of a pet shop. Can you imagine the look you would get?

How the hell can someone look at a crayon and say, "Hey, this looks like the color of a pet shop!" What? I can't even think straight now. I'm trying to imagine what kind of color this would be!

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Green Day is super sexy

That right there is the crappiest name for a color! I don't even know what color would represent it!

2 Grandma's Perfume

Grandma's Perfume is one of the strangest names for a color. The end of the worst story ever.

After I saw this, I went to my grandma's house to see what color her perfume was. It was...

I remember this one! It was orange.

3 Macaroni and Cheese

Who named this crayon? Maybe he/she is so fat that he/she dreamed that everything you see is food.

Ah, I loved this color when I was little! I still have it.

I have this...
It's a light orange crayon. I guess Crayola thought light orange sounded boring...

4 Wash the Dog

Wash the Dog? Like, what color is that? Cleaning products are all different colors. Is it the color of the dirt on the dog? Gross.

Um... What the heck! Is this the color the dog turns after a wash? Because, well... um... nope!

What? Wash the Dog is an order, not a color!

5 Outer Space

To the anonymous user who said, "Um, what is the color of outer space?" I had this crayon and it's black. Though it is strange why Crayola named it that way.

Um, what's the color of outer space?

6 Neon Carrot

Is this neon orange or something?

Whenever I see this color name, I imagine a carrot with a Tron-style design. And if I ate it... ew.

7 Wild Blue Yonder
8 Cadet Blue
9 Razzmatazz
10 Raw Umber

On the inside, she's Raw Umber... on the outside, she's pink...
You know who I'm talking about: the ugliest and most evil villain in book history, Dolores Umbridge!

The Contenders
11 Maize
12 Unmellow Yellow

Hey, let's throw an adjective in front of a normal color and call it something new!

13 Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown

This is the funniest color I've ever seen. Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown! Crazy! It sounds like Wow Wow Wubbzy. Weird things people do these days...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

14 Koala Tree

Koala Tree. That's just getting a little too creative. I think that Crayola should at least call it the bark of an elderly tree that koalas climb during the day and eat the leaves and fruit off of.

Awesome! I can just imagine koalas growing on trees. That would be so cool! I think it would probably be green or grey.

Hmm, really, Koala Tree? I bet the same person made Jungle Green... AWKWARD!

15 Purple Mountains' Majesty

Your Majesty. Is that Royal Purple Majesty's deal?

16 Mango Tango
17 Red

But, I thought there was already a color red. I don't get it. Is there another color that is red or are they talking about red? Man, now I can't think straight. I'm so annoyed.

Who thought this crayon color was a good idea? I can't believe they came up with something so random!

I can't imagine what the boardroom was like. "Yeah, let's just make up our own word and pretend it's a color."

18 Royal Purple
19 Granny Smith Apple
20 Tickle Me Pink

Great color, but what if there were a color called Tickle Me Elmo? DUN DUN DUN. It would be red and laugh when you press it, really.

Tickle me! Haha! Now I'm tickle-me-pink!

21 Mauvelous

I think I have this crayon at home. It's purple-pinkish.

This is the most cheesy crayon name I've ever heard. And Mac and Cheese is a Crayola color!

It's a really weird name for a crayon.

22 Asparagus

I have a 64-box of crayons with asparagus in it. Shouldn't it be called Asparagus Green?

From, Pen from BFDI

23 Piggy Pink
24 Atomic Tangerine

Cool, yeah... Wonder what it would do to people if it was used instead of the atomic bomb...

I didn't know they sold atomic tangerines. I want one.

I could throw atomic tangerines at people...

25 Wisteria
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