Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen to You On Your Way to Work
Sweet thing to happen but so weird, especially if you don't even want to cross.
You could be tired, but maybe not the best place to rest. Haha! This one made me laugh!
Just hope that the cars stop and don't roll over me. Then I won't be pretending.
Be careful though, because you might accidentally end up... Oh!
You'd be quite late for work, then, if this were to happen!
This is like the company that was on Shark Tank.
Whoever would do this is most likely very lazy or drunk.
But I'd be wondering where to put my hands in the absence of pockets.
Obviously, this would never happen to me, but it is rather random. Laugh out loud.
Haha! That would be very funny. Imagine that everyone started saying, "I'm ready," on a busy street. It would be hilarious. SpongeBob would love this!
Haha! Actually, this happened to me a year ago. That day was my semester exam for Math, and just to relieve myself, I said this!
I would love to do that! Weirdness! And lots of people staring at me...
I have seen this happen to a sleeping train passenger by a drunk man.
Then, you would probably need to be in the ambulance more than the person it's going to.
Yeah, he will be more than fired...
And I was going to get a promotion today...
As Positron has already mentioned, this actually happened at Liverpool Street Station.
I missed it, though. Someone obstructed the doors, I think.
Wait, why is everybody singing? Oh, I'll join in too then! (Sings) Reminds me of a certain Race to the Edge episode.
Aw...I'd love it if this happened. Such a fun thing to witness and get involved in.
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Ashes, ashes, you fall off a cliff.
How could you fall in love with someone on your way to work?
What if you're married? Also, this is just random.
Laugh out loud! What am I missing here?
(SOB)! Why are you doing this to me?
Laugh out loud! Imagine walking to your office, taking out your keys from your pocket, and an OCEAN LINER falls out at your feet! Thank you to whoever added this one.
I knew those combat trousers weren't secure...
It happened to me just five minutes ago! He must've known it was my birthday.
From the looks of it, you were thinking of a guy carrying pineapples who walks past you and says, I've found it, the rare pork mother lode! It's in my hands if you want a look. You're about to say they are pineapples, but he runs away screaming, I know you think Justin Bieber is terrible.
This once happened to me on the tube. The weirdest thing about it was that he was standing on the left side of the escalator.
And scream, "Hamburger! On my shirt. Oh no, my new priceless shirt!"
Great, now I have mayo on my shirt.
Laugh out loud. What are the chances of that? 1/1000... ZAP sizzle sizzle sizzle. Ouch!
Why would you be walking to work in a storm anyway?
Wait, how will you see all the stuff happen? Do you see everything on this list and then die of excitement, or do you just miss out?
Pianos are heavy objects. You wouldn't live to tell everyone in the pub after work, "Guess what! A piano fell on me today!"