Top 10 Random Things That Could Happen to You On Your Way to Work

1. Be escorted across the road by an old person

   Sweet thing to happen but so weird, especially if you don't even want to cross.

2. Suddenly have the urge to lie down in the middle of the road and pretend you're dead

   You could be tired, but maybe not the best place to rest. Haha! This one made me laugh!

   Just hope that the cars stop and don't roll over me. Then I won't be pretending.

   Be careful though, because you might accidentally end up... Oh!

3. Get married to a complete stranger

   You'd be quite late for work, then, if this were to happen!

   This is like the company that was on Shark Tank.

4. The sky suddenly falls on you

5. You realize that you've left your house completely naked, shrug it off, and carry on anyway

   Whoever would do this is most likely very lazy or drunk.

   But I'd be wondering where to put my hands in the absence of pockets.

   Obviously, this would never happen to me, but it is rather random. Laugh out loud.

6. You stop in the middle of a busy street and announce loudly to the world, "I'm ready!"

   Haha! That would be very funny. Imagine that everyone started saying, "I'm ready," on a busy street. It would be hilarious. SpongeBob would love this!

   Haha! Actually, this happened to me a year ago. That day was my semester exam for Math, and just to relieve myself, I said this!

   I would love to do that! Weirdness! And lots of people staring at me...

7. Get run over by an ambulance

   Then, you would probably need to be in the ambulance more than the person it's going to.

   Yeah, he will be more than fired...

8. Someone shouts "Bingo" in your ear just for the fun of it

   I have seen this happen to a sleeping train passenger by a drunk man.

9. You die

   And I was going to get a promotion today...

10. The whole town starts singing and dancing like they're in a musical, and after 10 minutes, suddenly go about their business as if nothing had happened

    As Positron has already mentioned, this actually happened at Liverpool Street Station.

    I missed it, though. Someone obstructed the doors, I think.

    Wait, why is everybody singing? Oh, I'll join in too then! (Sings) Reminds me of a certain Race to the Edge episode.

    Aw...I'd love it if this happened. Such a fun thing to witness and get involved in.

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11. ?

    You see strange people in the streets wearing pointy hats and long robes whispering excitedly to each other

    Isn't this from the first Harry Potter book?

12. ?

    Someone shouts out, "It's Pop Tart Day today!"

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13. You see Obama playing ring-a-ring o' roses with Vladimir Putin

    Ashes, ashes, you fall off a cliff.

14. Someone gives you a suitcase with comic books in it

15. Fall in love

    How could you fall in love with someone on your way to work?

    What if you're married? Also, this is just random.

    Laugh out loud! What am I missing here?

16. An ocean liner falls out of your pocket

    Laugh out loud! Imagine walking to your office, taking out your keys from your pocket, and an OCEAN LINER falls out at your feet! Thank you to whoever added this one.

    I knew those combat trousers weren't secure...

17. You turn the corner and come face to face with... Justin Bieber

    (SOB)! Why are you doing this to me?

18. A guy carrying pineapples walks past you and says, "I've found it - the rare pork mother load, it's in my hands if you want a look." You're about to say they are pineapples, but he runs away screaming, "I know you think Justin Bieber is terrible"

    From the looks of it, you were thinking of a guy carrying pineapples who walks past you and says, I've found it, the rare pork mother lode! It's in my hands if you want a look. You're about to say they are pineapples, but he runs away screaming, I know you think Justin Bieber is terrible.

    This once happened to me on the tube. The weirdest thing about it was that he was standing on the left side of the escalator.

19. You get bit by a hamburger

    And scream, "Hamburger! On my shirt. Oh no, my new priceless shirt!"

    Great, now I have mayo on my shirt.

20. A guy in a Patrick Star costume comes up to you and shouts, "Leedle leedle leedle lee"

    It happened to me just five minutes ago! He must've known it was my birthday.

21. The police take you as part of an identity parade for flashing at dogs

22. Suddenly laser squirrels appear and begin firing lasers at giant flying laser bunnies while sky dogs shoot your car with lasers and devil cats shoot your car with evil beams of death and Shoop da Whoop appears and fires his laser

23. You get struck by lightning

    Laugh out loud. What are the chances of that? 1/1000... ZAP sizzle sizzle sizzle. Ouch!

    Why would you be walking to work in a storm anyway?

24. You see a guy standing on top of a skyscraper yelling, "I'm the king of the world!"

25. You die and then all of these random things happen in order

    Wait, how will you see all the stuff happen? Do you see everything on this list and then die of excitement, or do you just miss out?

26. Be kidnapped as you are in the middle of replying to someone's top ten list

27. A piano falls on you

    Pianos are heavy objects. You wouldn't live to tell everyone in the pub after work, "Guess what! A piano fell on me today!"