Top Ten Stupid and Funny Labels That Have Actually Been Put On Products

This label was probably added so three-year-olds would understand. And they would. They're not stupid.

I can fly! Aw man, stupid costume. I'm gonna get my money back.

"Come on! Why can't I fly? Stupid suit. It's no use." *chucks suit in garbage*

How stupid would you have to be to not know that a container full of peanuts contains peanuts?

Was it put on there just to create confusion with that word? Or maybe just a marketing strategy.

Of course peanuts are going to have nuts in them. For God's sake, it has the word nuts in them.

I'm pretty sure this is some kind of "Carry On" joke. It seems to have a double meaning.

As if anyone has a mouth big enough to actually swallow a whole mattress.

I had no idea! Just let me get this out of my mouth then... just hold on...

What situation would you be in if you were to use a toaster underwater? Only a highly improbable and highly ludicrous situation, I can tell you.

Why would you even use a toaster underwater?

Why would anyone use a toaster underwater?

So, there's one reality where you aren't sure whether you should be careful with it, and another where you know you should be, but it's too late. This label is not very well considered.

Well, this is just stupid. How hard can it be to put it on top? And how dumb do you have to be to put it there?

Does that mean that adults normally stab kitchen knives into children?

I'm pretty sure they meant "Keep out of reach from children."

It would suck if a knife was inside a child. Good for the rule.

Yes, that is its purpose. What happens if you disassemble it? You'll have to start again! PANIC!

I like the irony on this list! Good job!

Oh no! Assembly required? I never knew!

You aren't supposed to use those drill machines as dental tools? *faints in surprise*

Anything that has the word poison in it is going to be poisonous.

It's to kill rats! Of course, it's poisonous.

How dare you defy me! I was pregnant yesterday and I installed it all by myself. You can't defy me, labels!

What was this on? I somehow doubt this actually got through a production line!

Wow. Some serious thought has surely been put into this.

Why is this a label? That could give people ideas...

I think I should probably have rated this one considerably higher.

You don't say... I thought mine would be frozen.

What sick person would even consider putting their pets in a microwave? You might as well put a "Do not put pets inside" on ovens.

WHY would anyone microwave their pet?!

Umm... why would I even do that anyway?

No, I don't think I will listen to you.

Hey, this canoe won't move! What do you mean you can only use it on water? I thought you could use it on grass...

Yeah, you could've told me that after the canoe burned up in lava.

That explains a lot. It doesn't work on the floor.

They're called WHEAT thins. It literally has wheat in the name!