Top Ten Best Things to Do at Your Enemy's Birthday Party

The Top Ten

1 Steal their presents and open them in front of them.

Ooh. That would be so satisfying. Love it,

2 Blast music they hate.

3 Knock things off the table and flip it over.

4 Give them a present full of roaches.

5 Replace the candy in the piñata with spiders and then let them break it open.

6 If they hate clowns invite one to their party.

7 Throw the decor in the pool.

8 Steal their partner.

9 Give them a birthday card with a middle finger on it saying "hope you had a f****d up day."

10 Trick them into thinking they're getting the newest phone model and give them a knock off instead.

The Contenders

11 Drive into their party and run everything over

12 Destroy the cake.

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