Top Ten Things That Don't Exist

The Top Ten
Ghosts

There is no evidence of them! We may as well believe in a little green fish on a planet far away eating the souls of the unfortunate. That is just as possible and has just as much evidence.

I have never detected them with any of my senses. Therefore, they do not exist.

I'm a Muslim. Islam does not have a concept of ghosts, so as Muslims, let's take what scientific evidence shows. There is no evidence at all, therefore, I don't think ghosts exist.

A Teleporter
Vampires

After reading all those weird vampire novels, people have the most twisted opinions on these things.
(Hotel Transylvania 3 had a better love story than Twilight, change my mind.)

Vampires rule! Marceline from Adventure Time is a cuddly vampire baby.

If vampires were real, we would totally be besties! Vampires forever!

Fairies
Aliens

People who say that aliens don't exist know nothing about the universe. Our planet isn't even a dot in the observable universe. Many of the elements on Earth may have come from meteorites that crashed here a few billion years ago. It's only logical to say that there is life out there. We may never reach it, at least not for a few hundred years, but you can't deny there's a big chance we are not alone in the universe.

We can't even imagine what life on other planets may be like. It could be something we've never seen before, but life can come in different forms. We are not the center of the universe. If you don't believe people like me, at least read the page on Wikipedia about the observable universe and reach your own conclusion. Look up how big the universe really is, and only then can you decide if you believe in aliens or not.

Free Store

These exist for teachers. They should be open to the general public, though.

Say that entry again, but slowly.

Demons
Superheroes
Medusa
Mermaids A mermaid is a legendary aquatic creature with the head and upper body of a female human and the tail of a fish.

You can stick fish scales on your legs.

The Newcomers

? A Music Artist Who Single-Handedly Created a Music Genre

Some people think music genres are created by a single band or artist, like "Black Sabbath single-handedly invented metal," but I beg to differ. For each genre, multiple artists were pioneers.

You just can't assume a single band created a genre all by themselves. They may be the most influential, but other bands probably helped shape the music genre. For example, jazz, metal, rock and roll, soul, disco, and rap were all not invented by a single music artist.

It's all musical evolution anyway. Being the most influential does not equal being the inventor.

? A Perfect Discography of a Music Artist

Every music artist has at least one weak album, no matter how good they may be.

Sure, it is a matter of opinions and preferences, but I don't think any music artist has a flawless and perfect discography.

The Contenders
God

I don't believe in God (I'm Hindu/part Buddhist), though I respect those who do and those who don't. I am also well aware of science and incorporate it into my beliefs.

I knew this would be on the list. Look, none of us can find good proof for whether God exists or not. Let us believe what we want.

It was only a matter of time until this was added.

A Sharknado

The people who think this will happen have watched a certain sci-fi movie too many times.

Time Travel

I don't know why people are wasting their time with this. It's just a stupid myth!

Killer Bunnies

This is pointless. How can a cute bunny kill a person?

They have big, nasty, pointy teeth!

Timemachine

Hello, people of the future! I am here to tell you that, in fact, time machines do exist! I have invented one and traveled from the year 1965 to 2015! I am writing this message from an Apple store computer, although I do not see what the store has to do with apples.

I have also traveled to the year 2065 and am here to tell you that aliens do exist after all! I must go now. Hope to see you when I reach 2015. Unfortunately, by then, I will be 76 years old...

Time machines and time travel have always fascinated me. I've pondered the concept of "time" more than I've pondered anything else.

$500 Bills

There used to be $500 bills as a denomination. They had these in the U.S., but I think they've been decommissioned.

Satan

I don't believe in him or hell, but other people do, so I can't ruin it for them.

I think it's okay for people to think Satan is real, but he does not exist.

Unicorns

Too happy. Too colorful. Possibly dangerous.

Santa Claus

He once existed as someone named St. Nicholas, but his modern interpretation - where he lives at the North Pole and rides a sleigh with flying reindeer - does not exist.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Some people take it very seriously, like it's a real religion nowadays. Just get some spaghetti and meatballs, have some beer. Underage? Choose something else. I dunno.

How dare you insult the Flying Spaghetti Monster! You will burn in a hot boil!

World Peace

If world peace existed, we would all have to be under one ruler. When someone doesn't like that ruler, people start to revolt. Eventually, that revolt leads to a war, small at first, but then people find reasons to join the rebels. (I feel like I'm talking about the rebel Aes Sedai the way this is going.) Then it goes all Hunger Games Mockingjay style, and there's a world war caused by one person who is probably long dead by the time all the killing happens. It wouldn't work.

World peace won't happen until the United Nations conquer all the communists (China, North Korea, Russia) and defeat ISIS, the Ku Klux Klan, and other terrorist groups. That will take a few hundred years, if it ever happens.

Dragons

I wish dragons did exist. They are my favorite mythical creature.

It would be cool if they were to exist.

A Good School

All schools are bad. None of them are good.

Zombies
Bing Bong from Inside Out

A fictional character.

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