Top 10 Things Humans Do that Aliens Would Find Most Weird

What are the things we humans do that, to an extraterrestrial observer, would be downright strange? From our customs and habits, to our ways of entertainment, to our social structures, humans are a peculiar bunch indeed, and it's time we examine just how much.

Now, before we dive into our list, let's set the stage. Imagine for a moment, you're not of this world. You've traveled light years across the cosmos, seen countless star systems, maybe even interacted with other life forms. But then, you come upon this blue-green planet called Earth, and things start to get a bit...weird.

You see, humans, for all their intelligence and technological prowess, have some quirks that might just leave our interstellar visitors scratching their heads (or whatever they have in place of heads!). After all, we're a species that talks to our pets, celebrates birthdays by setting small fires atop a cake, and willingly leaps out of perfectly good airplanes for the sake of 'fun.' Yes, we admit it - we're a bit odd.

So, are you ready to explore the peculiarities of human behavior from an alien's perspective? There's no need to grab a telescope or a spacesuit for this journey. All you need is a sense of humor and a readiness to embrace the wonderfully weird world of humanity. Vote for the choices that you believe most deserve to be at the top of this list. Your input is essential in this interstellar exploration of our everyday oddities.
The Top Ten
1 Applaud

Never really thought about it before, but... Applauding IS actually really weird. Why do we smack our palms together to show appreciation? Ah. Whatever.

Actually, it's interesting that clapping actually in itself means nothing. Aliens will find it weird definitely.

I'd like to see aliens react to humans doing human things, that would be hilarious.

2 Have Sex

It's shaped like a WHAT now?
And don't most of these depend on the alien civilisation?

3 Walk a Pet Dog

Dogs are actually alien creatures sent to earth by aliens to study how humans react to other beings. there are lots of results knowing that there are people that are afraid of dogs, people that love dogs and people that unfortunately abuse dogs. once this investigation is complete and all the information is gathered, they will be able to capture our planet and become the dominant race of the solar system! be afraid! and do not trust anyone!

Imagine an alien witnessing you being dragged along by your dog and then see you picking up its mess. They would wonder just who was the master!

Two words: Alien dog!

4 Dance
5 Speak Different Languages

If alien civilizations develop like ours, we'll probably have a lot more in common with them than we think.

It would just be alien to an alien.

6 Watch TV

A group of humans watching a group of humans in a box.

7 Believe In God

This is probably the most weird thing they could think. They probably have their own beliefs, and when aliens and us come together, we can both determine that there is no god.

8 Use a Eating Utensils

They're probably wondering why we look like we're trying to kill our food when it's already dead.

9 Listen to Music

I have a neighbor doing that right now and I want to personally SHOOT THEM! But I won't.

Even other humans don't understand this.

What will Aliens listen. Metal?

10 Drive

Ok so this is a car "so like a space ship on the ground? " Uh... sure. Well we get in it and go places "what's that donut thingy" that's a steering wheel "no buttons" well we have those ones "they shoot lasers right? " No... but they do make noise

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11 Cry

The human is leaking!

Water from their eyes

12 Take a "Selfie"

Right, its like, I just need to make sure I look like my self. I mean, what the heck

Why are they so obsessed with themselves?

13 Kiss

It is rather strange if you think about it. You and your partner connecting lips and tongue to exchange saliva, in a gesture of love. Strange, yet oddly attractive.

Are they eating each other?

What is this nonsense?

14 Call Aliens "Aliens"
15 Pray

Odds are aliens believe in Jehovah because he created the universe, them, and their would be no way they can create themselves.

Aliens must be atheists

16 Get High
17 Masturbate
18 Use Money
19 Sleep
20 Knock

Similar reason to the clapping thing.

21 Wear Clothes

Kinda foreign to them

22 Have a Gunfight
23 Swim

Not much water there...

24 Murder

Why are they killing each. Have they realize they are all related.

25 Use Computers
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