Top 10 Most Useless Body Parts

The Top Ten
1 Male Nipples

No good uses... but may I remind you that the butt, crotch, and brain are very important

Give me one good use for these... Go on, I dare you.

They don't squirt out milk.

2 Wisdom Teeth

I'm only 15 and I already need to get all 4 removed because they're impacted and developing early. I bet I'll look like a chipmunk after the surgery. :(

Yeah I don't think they do anything to your smarts and most people get them taken out anyway, so where's the wisdom in that?

Mine came in alright, I guess I'm one of the lucky ones because I've known people to having them coming out sideways... Ouch!

Why do they call it wisdom teeth when they don't have the ability to dig itself out of the mouth?

3 Appendix

This is cool to be though you can
1. be a bulge
2. the ruler of the digestive system
3. the other organs fear
4. look like a sexy line
5. can bully and roast the worst organ the large intestine
6. Stare at a humans ass
7. sleep all day
8. Are immortal
9. Force the large intestine to stop causing constipation and diarrhea
10. self destruct

I sometimes have a fear of getting appendicitis, it normally happens to children but did you know Zac Efron got it when he was 20.

What are they even for? They are utterly useless.

You remove it and you're fine.

4 Coccyx

The final vertebrate of the spine. This is from the time we had tails. More rudimentary remains no one cares about.

It's got no purpose and it really hurts when fall on the floor on your back. Ow.

It would be a lot more useful if we had tails.

5 Gall Bladder

It's used to store bile, which is a substance critical to digestion. Plus, pufferfish expand their gallbladder (yeah, their gallbladder) to not only give it a distinct look but to defend against predators. So it isn't ENTIRELY useless.

My dad had to get this removed because it had become really bad. He almost died.

Most people think that this is where vomit it stored, but that's the liver.

If it becomes a gallstone factory, out it goes.

6 Plica Semilunaris

Otherwise known as the "third eyelid", this is the remains of a nictitating membrane that many reptiles have.
Ha, take that creationism! Darwin's got a point! Speaking of...

7 Body Hair

Yeah, it's really annoying shaving it off, something on television about women with body hair though, probably because of how annoying it is.

Most of it is annoying but eyebrows are useful for expressing emotions and keeping our eyes clean.

Once I had to wax my armpits and it hurt like hell.

It's useful in winter

8 Darwin's Point

A small folded piece of skin at the top in the corner of some people's ears. It may have been used to localise sound easier but now is just another rudimentary body part that 1 out of 10 people have.

9 Buttocks

In a physiological sense (my dad told me, he's a heart surgeon), a person's butt is important to sit down, obviously, and even more importantly and less obvious, to stand upright.

Stupid people getting plastic surgery to make them bigger, WHY? I'm actually fat and have big naturally and I don't like them being so big.

Actually, the butt muscles are what allow you to stand upright.

I know this sounds stupid but the butt is quite important.

10 Adenoids

Like tonsils but have no purpose whatsoever because they are only a defense until the age of 5 when they start to shrink and by the age of 10 they are pretty much useless. Yet they can still get inflamed like tonsils. Bummer...

The Contenders
11 Sinuses

When my dad got ramsay hunt syndrome, (sorry if I spelled that wrong) he lost lad the sinuses feelings in his face. They still aren't perfect and his face almost looks lopsided without a beard.

If you didn't have sinuses, air would be trapped in your skull putting pressure on the brain. Be thankful for them.

Ever had an infection of these bad boys? Not very nice.

12 Foreskin

It serves to protects the glans. Very important!

Yes literally just an STD catcher.

13 Clitoris
14 Tonsils

My best friend in kindergarten had to take her tonsils out, so I don't really know what they're used for.

My mom says it hurts really bad to get your tonsils removed. Is this true?

They can sometimes cause problems and end up needing to be removed.

I had mine removed and I'm completely fine. It actually hurts like hell when it's removed

15 Arrector Pili Muscles
16 Adam's Apple

Believe it or not but girls have an Adam's Apple too, but you can't see it.

This item made me laugh

17 Floating Ribs

Rudimentary remains from our ancestors. Some creatures have more that 10 pairs of true ribs. Most people have 2 pairs but they don't really protect anything.

18 Penis

How can you reproduce without these?

19 Earlobes
20 Auricular Muscles
21 Nails

And how do we attack an enemy expect of fist?

Fingernails are useful for scratching but Toenails are useless

22 Frenulum
23 Vomeronasal Organ
24 Toenails
25 Second Kidney
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