Top 10 Ways Men Have It Harder Than Women

1. There are more men on Earth so more men will be single

   You can blame China's "one child" policy for that.

   That's assuming that all men are straight.

2. Men get crap from feminists

   This should say "radical feminists," because these people, who are biased towards women and overall demonizing men that come to mind, are not true feminists. True feminism is about advocating for women having the same rights as men, not being anti-men. I'm sure the original founders of feminism would not approve of the misandry that gives the movement a bad name.

3. Men have testicles

   I sympathize with that. I imagine it to feel like if ovaries were down below as they are similar organs but with the added nausea. It seems like they could get in the way, perhaps even more so than breasts because walking and sitting are inevitable actions.

   If we get hit in the balls, we throw up.

   Yep, it really hurts there.

4. Men have facial hair

   So do women, but we can use tweezers or be a bearded woman. Women's facial hair is usually small if they are not bearded, obviously.

   Sounds itchy when shaved. It must be tiring maintaining it and trying to stay ahead of it.

5. Men have to get checked for prostate cancer

   That sounds mortifying. You have my empathy. I wish that one day, men wouldn't have to go through that anymore. Alas, I lack the ability to grow a mustache, so I cannot participate in Movember. I will raise awareness and donate.

   Imagine someone shoving their hand up your butthole.

6. Women aren't included in the draft

   Although the draft in America was abolished decades ago, there are certainly other countries that specifically require men to participate in the military.

   It sounds horrible for anyone to be drafted. I would cry if I lost the men in my family and friend group.

   If you feminists can do all the same things as men, you can be part of the draft.

7. Men are expected to work

   If you are a stay-at-home dad, you are a wus. If women are a stay-at-home mom, they are congratulated.

8. People think only men are abusive

9. Men don't live longer than women do

   This is true. Women live longer. The oldest human in the world that's currently alive right now is a woman.

   Boys and men don't live as long because girls and women are far more privileged than they are.

10. Men are more stereotyped as dirty, smelly, and immature

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    Male births are more likely to be complicated than female births

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    Men are more likely to be colorblind

    This is true for genetics reasons.

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13. Most of history's worst humans are male

    Because they were manipulated by women!

14. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp

    Man or woman, there is nothing weak about letting out some tears when you need to. It's, in fact, more unhealthy to keep it inside. This societal norm that "real men don't cry" is insidious, and I hate it with a fiery passion because all it does is instill fear in men expressing their emotions and being honest about it. Like, what the hell are we supposed to do, appear hard-hearted for every damn saddening situation?!

    He is not a wimp. He is human. As perhaps the only species known so far to produce emotional tears, it is a very human thing to do.

15. Men's sense of smell declines with age

16. Men can't hug their male friends without having people wondering if they're gay

    Humans should consensually hug each other more often and be more outwardly caring, instead of saving all the affection for romantic relationships and starving ourselves of affection.

17. Men always have to hide boners

18. People always see men as more perverted

19. Men are more prone to dyslexia

20. Women hear better