Top Ten "What Would Life Be Like If..." Questions

I would go to jail for impudence.

Now, this would be interesting.

We'd be living constantly in the present. We'd be living constantly in the present. We'd be...

Hmmm... interesting question. Well, I think... hold up. What was I doing?

Thanks to fifty years of cultural and educational indoctrination with relativism, and the ever-present (though currently faltering) propaganda of political correctness, far too many truly believe that right and wrong are simply a matter of opinion, or personal choice (but only when defending what five thousand years of civilization tell us is clearly wrong). This sorry condition is ideal for those without courage and honor, but for the future of civilization - specifically, Western civilization - hardly auspicious.

Then everything would be considered good. Critic websites would never exist, and we'd all live in peace.

Utopia by any other name would still be a mindless, soul-crushing bore.

It would be amazing. The world would be very peaceful without corrupted, selfish, and violent people.

Yawn. I can't even imagine one day without music, so I think that speaks for itself what I think of this. It would not just be boring, also very shallow and lifeless. Seriously, who could imagine a life without music?

I think there was a movie about that.

I've always thought about that.

Let's hope atheists and people of other religions don't start arguments with us here.

I honestly don't think some people would be able to function without it. They've become so dependent on it that they just wouldn't have a clue how to live normally from day to day. They'd be lost. It would cause untold mayhem if the World Wide Web was abolished. There would be more aggression and more impatience, even more than there is now. The internet is ruining lives, but abolishing it could prove fatal.

About a billion-and-a-half nervous breakdowns, conservatively. For me, there's always radio, landlines, etc., and... oh, I don't know... maybe interacting with fellow human beings in person? I would miss one person in particular, though.

"Oh, what a beautiful morning,
Oh, what a beautiful day.
I've got a beautiful feeling,
Gonna knock boots in the hay."

Haha - hey, a person's butt would be jealous of the crap that comes out of their mouth!

We'd all be wearing waterproof chaps, fetching their slippers, and begging for treats. On the other hand, let's see how they like gagging on our breath and getting their legs humped in front of company.

Where have you been, girl? They already do. They're the roaches and black flies we call politicians.