Top 10 "Would You Rather" Questions to Ask People

10 minutes late. I would not want to spend more time at school than I already have to.

Too easy. Better to be early than too late, as they say!

20 minutes early. What if it was a scenario with a really strict teacher?

I'd love to meet an Amazon woman taller than me.

Five feet taller. That is the only logical option. If you are average height, it is no problem.

Me, I am 6'4" (of course I have to be the height that no one will believe), so I would be 6'9". 69. It is perfect!

Okay, I'm not sure about these measurements myself, but I'll side with being five feet taller. Despite that being the Andre the Giant effect, it would be better than being dwarf-sized.

Apart from women who are in love with a man shorter than themselves, I can't imagine why anybody would choose the second option.

Justin Bieber. I hate him, but bro, aside from figuratively, who would rather get eaten by spiders?

Now Taylor Swift? I would rather be eaten by spiders, but -

Justin Bieber isn't even that awful. People just bandwagon and hate him to look cool. If anything, his music has improved, and while I'm personally not a fan, I could probably find at least one song of his I enjoy if I tried!

This is an exaggeration. It would be more logical to choose the first option. No matter how bad you might think Justin Bieber's music is, what sane person would rather get eaten by spiders?

The second one. I could still communicate with other people, just not through talking.

I would choose to be 5 years old with no ability to speak. I barely speak now, so it wouldn't be so bad for me.

Overweight, because then I would weigh enough to ride the Lunar Loop! Yay!

Underweight. Being overweight can be unhealthy.

Underweight, because I'll just eat lots of party-sized pizzas until I get to the desired weight.

Disabled senior citizen. Obviously, everyone wants to be young and carefree, but think about it. The question clearly states "for the rest of your life." You want to be dumb and not able to speak for your entire life? Then you can't even pick up your Bible or pray to the Lord or anything.

Being a disabled senior citizen, on the other hand, would give you enough knowledge to do those kinds of things. Think smarter, not harder, my friends.

Take the fountain of youth, or be old and not worry about a retirement plan? This sounds like The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, actually.

Offensive list. Freedom of speech is more important than everyone's sensitive feelings. Free speech was established in the Constitution to protect "offensive" speech. Otherwise, thought police could just label anything as offensive and censor it. And that's really where we are now, both in America and overseas. People in Europe are being jailed by the thought police for "offensive" speech that the establishment disagrees with. It's like 1984, people! Facebook and Twitter are censoring conservative, right-leaning media like Drudge Report, Paul Joseph Watson, Milo Yiannopoulos, InfoWars, etc. Heck, this site is guilty of it too! Both users who whine about certain lists needing to be taken down, and especially admins censoring all kinds of content (one of the biggest things that ticks me off is that downvotes are no longer shown on comments, grrr).

I'm a boy. I would not want to date either. The lust for fictional characters is actually crazy, bro. But I guess if I had to choose, I would pick Black Widow.

Watch paint dry. Yeah, it's boring, but at least it doesn't involve disgusting and awful music.

Time travel. I mean, we can already sort of do the former (airplanes are safer than cars, and with things like wingsuits and jetpacks in development, we could learn how to safely pilot them), and time travel could have its uses, such as preventing a horrible future.

Fly. I wouldn't need to learn how to drive or memorize streets anymore. I could just fly, and if I forgot the way to go somewhere, I could just fly high and see everything from above.

Traveling through time and rewriting history would be a better mission than having the ability to fly.

Thanks for making me hungry. Now I want both. But probably the chocolate cheesecake. I love chocolate.

An ice cream sandwich with marshmallows sounds like the better combination.

Ice cream sandwich with marshmallows gets my vote. I hate cheesecake.

Telekinesis, because then you can use these powers to make yourself fly and move other things around.

Hard one. Probably telekinesis. Then it would look like I'm invisible or someone else is doing it.

Teleportation, I could go anywhere in the world and see anything I wanted.

A flying car so that you can still drive on the streets if you want to. It's a lot more convenient because it's easier to maneuver than a plane, and people won't get scared of a flying car going over buildings. A plane would be a lot scarier for the people below, making them think it might crash. So, it's more respectful and convenient.

Flying car, since I hate planes and love road trips. Plus, with a flying car, I could fly overseas.

A flying car. It would be very cool to have one.

Chatty, because I have a way to avoid conversation: avoid eye contact.

I'd take the suitcase. I don't believe in true love. Now that we know that love - or any emotion, for that matter - is made of chemicals in the brain (the chemical serotonin, for example, makes you happy), we could invent something that would make us fall in love with anything. Plus, I'd donate some of that money to medical charities. I probably sound like a heartless freak by now.

If the love isn't platonic, I don't want the money. I don't want to be stuck with a partner.

Find the suitcase, and donate a lot of the money to charities.

I'm still alone in my mind. I know you're dying to meet me! But I can just tell you this: as soon as you meet me, you'll wish that you never did! You'll wish that you never did!

Alone. I've found my friends anyway. They're in my head.

Annoying people. I could just deal with them.

I definitely would rather relive those time periods without the pandemic.

Can I say both? If not, then dragon. With wings, I can fly. With a dragon, I can fly and have company at the same time.

Wings, because dragons are too much responsibility and work to take care of. Besides, they also scare me a little.

I'd rather have wings. Having a pet dragon is dangerous and seems like a lot of work.

Cat all the way! Especially if I get to be a Maine Coon.

A cat. Always. Although, cat food and dog food...

Cat all the way. They are way more intelligent.

Clog the toilet, because I could blame it on someone else!

Clog the toilet and blame it on the father.

Trick question. If you eat the hot dogs at your in-laws, you'll clog their toilet regardless.

To be honest, spikes. I've tried to flamethrower a wasp nest, and it is horrible. Stick to spikes.

Wasps. You're only in trouble if they actually catch you!

Turn the spikes onto the side that isn't pointy!

Why is everyone voting to speak with animals? Wouldn't you rather know what anyone is saying just because you know all human languages? It would be the easiest thing ever to spy on people! So yeah, the first choice.

I can't choose. It's just a really hard decision to make. I guess you could call me an indecisive person.

I've always wondered how my dogs think, so I'll choose the second option.

A reflection is a reversed version of you. A shadow is a dark version of you.

I choose no reflection.

Hmm. Vampires don't have reflections. It must get really lonely.

Probably no shadow.

No reflection so I don't have to see myself! Yay!