1 "You know, I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room" - Lynn Loud
Lincoln's reaction is hilarious.
2 "How Dare You Bully Our Brother, Only We Get to Do That!" - Lori Loud
I always bully my siblings. No one can bully them but me
3 "That's ridiculous! She shoved a sandwich down my pants! I was picking sesame seeds out of my butt for days!" - Lincoln Loud
Seriously who goes around stuffing sandwiches down people's pants.
4 "You don't understand! That horrible fox drove us so crazy, we almost didn't have any more children!" - Rita Loud
To quote Lisa "Well, you certainly went the other way with that" if it wasn't for that fox none of the other Loud kids wouldn't have been born but if the thing is so annoying why didn't they just get rid of it instead of keeping it in the attic for the kids to find you'd think they would have gotten rid of it for good.
you kept having childrens and when you just got lori you had another one next year
5 "I know it's only rock and roll, but I like it" - Luna Loud
Which pretty much sums up Luna's passion for music.
6 "What Are Those Two Frogs Doing?" - Female Student
7 "Guys, Ronnie Anne is NOT my girlfriend. She's rude and gross and totally annoying. I'd rather lick the bathroom floor than kiss that weirdo!" - Lincoln Loud
8 "You made me look like I fart! And for the record, it was these shoes! See?, Of course it's not working now" - Lori loud
Lori sure has more gas than a Texaco station all joking aside she really needs to see a doctor about her flatulence problem.
lori farts a lot but she has to admit it! she blames it on something else when she farts
9 "Feldman! Kumar! Quit picking your wedgies, a star's talkin". - Coach Keck
10 "Oh yeah, baby! I win! Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner!" - Lynn Loud
An the most messed up part about this is Lynn was continuing to shake her butt right in Leni's face.
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11 "You had it coming, little bro. You can't just ignore us. We're your family" - Luna Loud
12 "Mr. La-ood? We've been getting some complaints about your kids." - Leni Loud
I really loved this episode Leni thinking that she worked at the hotel after finding the name tag and referring to her own family as the La-ood's.
13 "Don't be a dope. We talked about this tomorrow. I mean, yesterday" - Leni Loud
14 "lincoln! It's 3 o'clock! You've failed me!, you know what happens when you make lola mad!" - lola loud
15 "Same with me and Rusty; though, the pain is mostly his" - Polly Pain
16 "You say goodbye, and I say hello!" - Luna Loud
17 "Oh, sorry, guys. Must've been something I ate" - Leni Loud
18 "I Thought We Were Having Salmon" - Leni Loud
19 “It’s time to raaage! Rage responsibly of course” Clyde McBride
20 Lincoln Loud
That you don't respect a man's privacy! -Lincoln Loud