Top 10 Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide

The Top Ten
1 You don't want to go to school

This is unpopular, but school can have its benefits and can teach you some stuff. Yes, school can suck, but you can always skip it.

Well, a little part of the reason I'm suicidal is because school stresses me out.

Those people must really hate school then.

2 You played Bubsy 3D
3 You found out you could blink

I can't stop laughing at this list.

The worst reason out of all these.

4 You want to visit Jesus

If he's not real, then that is a stupid reason. You killed yourself for nothing.

You would actually visit the devil if the Bible is correct.

But killing yourself will only get you to hell.

5 SpongeBob SquarePants got cancelled

Even SpongeBob wouldn't do that if his favorite show got canceled!

You must be VERY immature if you kill yourself over a show.

Eh, SpongeBob is declining in quality, so yeah...

6 Your favorite TV show is not on right now

It's not that big of a deal. Just wait and watch other shows or something.

7 You got Rickrolled

Yes! I heard of this term on Spotify lyrics powered by Genius. I never got Rickrolled, but I first recognized the song from Family Guy.

8 You forgot to save in a video game

Or even worse, you just beat a super hard level and then went really far into the game, but then you forgot to save and you can't beat that hard level again...

This list is so weird yet so funny. It's just a game. Start over.

I'm a gamer, but this reason is so dumb.

9 You accidentally got someone's skin color wrong in fanart
10 You had to watch Video Brinquedo movies
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11 Tyga broke into your house and won't stop humping your goat

Not again, Tyga! Why do you keep doing this?!

12 You're bored
13 You had to watch Super Minecraft Kid

Just because you've watched a racist 11-year-old squeaker doesn't mean you have to kill yourself. God sent you to this earth for a reason. You were not sent here to commit suicide. You have a big future waiting for you. You will have a great life if you don't kill yourself.

14 Your boyfriend left you

Who cares? Everyone should have the opportunity to feel loved, and if it ends, remember it. Don't kill that moment. I agree with the comment two down. I get it - girls go through hard breakups. But remember, girls, he's a jerk. So, whatever - get a new one! Take me, for example. My boyfriend left me two months ago, and now I have a new, much better boyfriend than before. Also, who cares?

This is what Swedish 8th-grade girls are posting on social media. "This one boy doesn't treat me like I want him to, I want to commit suicide." Something along those lines. I'm not even kidding.

15 Just out of curiosity to see what would happen if you died

I get these thoughts sometimes, but I never do this. If people actually do this, then they are very serious... and plus, many people would miss them, so it's just very dumb and messed up for others. You wouldn't even see what would happen because you would be dead.

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I would be sad, but not enough to die.

17 You are forced to go to a Justin Bieber concert

So you'd rather end your whole life forever instead of seeing a JB concert for just one night? Really?! That's a stupid reason.

I'd rather shoot myself in the heart than go to a Justin Bieber concert.

18 Your TV broke
19 You are over 90 years old and in pain

Sorry, I read the title wrong. I read it as "Top Ten Reasons to Commit Suicide," not "Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide."

You're gonna die soon anyway, so what's the point?

20 Because it's Monday
21 Your favorite character on Supernatural died
22 Liv and Maddie got cancelled

I am not into Liv and Maddie, so I would be okay with it getting canceled.

That would be a dream, actually.

23 You don't have a girlfriend

Hah, I will never have a girlfriend, and I do not want one. I think I'm too ugly, and I struggle to open peanut butter jar lids. So I am not really interested in girls at all.

Lmao, you all have the wrong idea about this. Not having a girlfriend is not the same thing as loneliness. If you're lonely, don't be introverted, and if you're single, just find a girlfriend and don't be shy. Yes, this seems harsh, but it's the only way to avoid being lonely or single.

Um, I haven't ever had a girlfriend (and probably never will) because of my lack of confidence (which I probably won't get anytime soon), but I'm not killing myself over it.

24 Justin Bieber becomes the next Michael Jackson

Justin Bieber will never become the next Michael Jackson...

But what if Justin Bieber is actually good?

25 You're so happy you want to die
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