Top 10 Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide

You didn't want to go to school

This is unpopular, but school can have its benefits and can teach you some stuff. Yes, school can suck, but you can always skip it.

Well, a little part of the reason I'm suicidal is because school stresses me out.

Those people must really hate school then.

SpongeBob SquarePants got cancelled

Even SpongeBob wouldn't do that if his favorite show got canceled!

You must be VERY immature if you kill yourself over a show.

Eh, SpongeBob is declining in quality, so yeah...

You played Bubsy 3D

You found out you could blink

I can't stop laughing at this list.

The worst reason out of all these.

You wanted to visit Jesus

If he's not real, then that is a stupid reason. You killed yourself for nothing.

You would actually visit the devil if the Bible is correct.

But killing yourself will only get you to hell.

Your favorite TV show wasn't on

It's not that big of a deal. Just wait and watch other shows or something.

You got Rickrolled

Yes! I heard of this term on Spotify lyrics powered by Genius. I never got Rickrolled, but I first recognized the song from Family Guy.

You forgot to save in a video game

Or even worse, you just beat a super hard level and then went really far into the game, but then you forgot to save and you can't beat that hard level again...

This list is so weird yet so funny. It's just a game. Start over.

I'm a gamer, but this reason is so dumb.

You accidentally got someone's skin color wrong in fan art

You had to watch Video Brinquedo movies

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Someone you didn't like who was actually nice to you was still alive

?

You failed to get three stars on a Grand Prix in Mario Kart

Tyga broke into your house and humped your goat

Not again, Tyga! Why do you keep doing this?!

You were bored

You had to watch Super Minecraft Kid

Just because you've watched a racist 11-year-old squeaker doesn't mean you have to kill yourself. God sent you to this earth for a reason. You were not sent here to commit suicide. You have a big future waiting for you. You will have a great life if you don't kill yourself.

Your boyfriend left you

Who cares? Everyone should have the opportunity to feel loved, and if it ends, remember it. Don't kill that moment. I agree with the comment two down. I get it - girls go through hard breakups. But remember, girls, he's a jerk. So, whatever - get a new one! Take me, for example. My boyfriend left me two months ago, and now I have a new, much better boyfriend than before. Also, who cares?

This is what Swedish 8th-grade girls are posting on social media. "This one boy doesn't treat me like I want him to, I want to commit suicide." Something along those lines. I'm not even kidding.

You were curious what would happen if you died

I get these thoughts sometimes, but I never do this. If people actually do this, then they are very serious... and plus, many people would miss them, so it's just very dumb and messed up for others. You wouldn't even see what would happen because you would be dead.

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I would be sad, but not enough to die.

Someone took the last piece of cake or pie

You stepped on a Lego

The Lego would be what causes the suicide. You just step on it, and then you're dead. Complete rag doll movement on the floor.

I just imagined a boy screaming because he stepped on a Lego, and then he commits suicide. Dang, that's stupid.

Your favorite show got cancelled

Regular Show got cancelled. Oh well, at least Adventure Time isn't...but Regular Show...

You lost a game

You farted

You were forced to go to a Justin Bieber concert

So you'd rather end your whole life forever instead of seeing a JB concert for just one night? Really?! That's a stupid reason.

I'd rather shoot myself in the heart than go to a Justin Bieber concert.

You overslept

Your TV broke

You were over 90 years old and in pain

Sorry, I read the title wrong. I read it as "Top Ten Reasons to Commit Suicide," not "Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide."

You're gonna die soon anyway, so what's the point?