Top Ten Things Insomniacs Are Tired of Hearing
Wow! Thank you! That never occured to me in the many hours in which I lay awake! What was I doing lying awake? Simple. I was testing my cryokinetic powers.
Person: you need a full 8 ho-
Me: I've slept 20 hours nonstop... Do NOT tell me I need eight hours sleep everynight... I go to sleep at 7 P. M and I have to get up at 6 A. M
Hearing that over and over again may just work. But I doubt it, you crazy person, you.
No shoot Sherlock. Should I award you for that wonderful observation?
In bed, I have a rotational speed about my height of about ten revolutions per hour. You'd think at some point I'd be at an ideal angle. Well, news flash: no such bloody thing!
I sleep on literally every bloody side.
The more you say that, in any foolish belief that it is relevant to the situation, the more I want to sublime your skull.
My teachers think they're so smart telling me this. What they don't know is that the phone comes to ME.
That doesn't even help, actually it helps as much as your lectures.
But I want to find insomniac friends like me.-.
Stewardess, do you have any salted peanuts?
Get a bed that works what? Overtime? As an accountant? Or one that I can hit you with?
My bed is comfortable enough.
Get a brain that works
WOW! I never would have guessed!
Oh, is it? That I did not consider.
I once had an appointment with Dr Google and Dr Yahoo! Answers, didn't end well
Because they're just as helpful as you.
Thanks, they helped as much as you did.
Because that keeps you awake longer.
Me: I haven't slept for 42 hours please stop it...
Some dumm friend: Just go to sleep now, it's not healthy and it's very dangerous
Me: BIT*H PLEASE
Insaunia- inability to sleep
It's about not being able to sleep... A sleep disorder, would you tell an anorexic person,"just eat"
HOW?! If I could just sleep and wasn't an insomniac I wouldn't just done that.
And if that doesn't work, turn in an hour earlier each time, until you never get out of bed! It's not rocket science, it's nonsense!
But then I will be lying in bed for 3 more hours every day, because I simply can't fall asleep that early.
I cannot fall asleep until after 10, unless I am really (and I mean really) tired.
I sleep for less than 5 hours but I don't really get affected by it.
I am autistic and suffer from insomnia... Reading this at 2:27 in the morning.
Well, what do you intend to do about it, other than list the effects?
"Yeah, I do. And it's not pleasant. But it's even worse if you're insomniac. Think about it."
Who are you, the dude who lists the side effects on the ads?
I really hope you're not a hallucination, so I can break your jaw right here and now.
Oh, I'm holding up 1 finger, it's my middle one.
Oh, only one. And its not a very nice one.
You think I haven't tried? Miracle pills don't exist, lady.
I don't do drugs, mate.
I go to bed around 10 pm or 11 pm, I just sleep 4 hours later.
OK, I will just commit suicide then.