Top 10 Monty Python Quotes

The Top Ten

1 This is an ex parrot! - Dead Parrot (Monty Python's Flying Circus)

2 Well, I'll tell you something, my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, DON'T COME CRYING TO ME! - Self Defense Against Fresh Fruit (Monty Python's Flying Circus)

3 Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking fit, defenseless, young men. - Hell's Grannies (Monty Python's Flying Circus)

4 I DON'T LIKE SPAM! - Spam (Monty Python's Flying Circus)

One of the most iconic quotes ever.

5 He's NOT the messiah! He's a very naughty boy! - (Life of Brian)

6 Bridge keeper: What... Is your favourite colour? Lancelot: ..Blue! Bridge Keeper: Go on. Off you go. Lancelot: ...Oh! Thank you! Thank you very much. - (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

7 Making it worse!? How can it be worse?! JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH! JEHOVA! - (Life of Brian)

8 Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! - (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

9 Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up. - (The Meaning of Life)

10 Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today? Mr. Creosote: Better. Maitre d': Better? Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up. - (The Meaning of Life)

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